In honor of the WWE's impending demise through their own blistering retardation, to the tune of Hallowed Be Thy Name:
I'm waiting in my office, when the tickets go on sale
Reflecting on my past dimes, and how they've all turned to fail
'Cause at 5 o'clock, New Japan takes me to the woodshe-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
When Vince finds out, my ass, he will behead
Will beheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAD YEAH
WHEN I SEE TICKET SALES FOR THAT NIGHT
I TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAST SIGHTS
OF A SHOW THAT HAS GONE VERY WRONG FOR MEEEEEEEEEE~
COULD IT BE THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF FUCK UP
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T CRY, INSTEAD BUCK UP
BUT IT SEEMS I'M FINNA JOB OUT TO RUGBEEEE~
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME I'M SHROOMING
MY DEMISE IT SEEMS TO BE LOOMING
BUT THE DIMES ESCAPE ME, WHEN I TRY TO BOOK
TARPS ROLL BUT WHY AM I SEETHIN'?
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE SEEN THEM
AND TRUTH BE TOLD, IT'S NOT LIKELY TO BE THE LAST
AS THE LIVE GATE ROLLS INTO THE BUILDING
I REALIZE I'VE NOT DRAWN A DAMN SHILLING
THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE~
AS THE SHOW GOES, DIMES FLEE BEFORE ME
GODDAMNIT I'M SO VERY SORRY
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO TAKE ON NEW CHADPAN
MARK MY WORDS, I'LL BURY NAKAMURA
AND SHOW ALL THOSE DAMN FEDORA
WEARING FAGGOTS, TO WALK OUT ON MEEEEEE~
Now that I see the show is ending
I know there's really no defending
My career of drawing NODIMES
Yeah, yeah yeah
Hallowed be my tarps
Yeah, yeah yeah
Hallowed be my tarps
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