Book his Yea Forums face turn
Book his Yea Forums face turn
signs with AEW and uses an Yea Forums gimmick
The immature incels on this board grow up and realise how inspiring it is for a man to go from rape victim to comedy midcarder.
Goes to AEW, tears his quad in the ring, and just as kenny and cody get in the ring to help him, he stoods up and mauls those battybois to a weeping mess and then invites the gang of 92 to a 2-on-8 handicap match.
Dies from and AIDs and bowel tear combo
Gets raped clean in the squared circle.
>runs in at AEW main event
>cleans house
>'Give me a fucking mic!"
>"Well you see, none of these vanilla midg-"
>tears quad
The only way he could go face here is by burying wolfkekTV and giving him the reverse 92 treatment
Gets finally raped and admits it
Stops being a leftist cuck and votes for Trump in 2020
He's never mentioned or even alluded to on Yea Forums ever again.
Deadie Cuckerrero was anally sodomized in the summer of 1989.
You can't unrape that bell
Gayvin Trash was anally dominated at gunpoint in the unusually chill summer of 1992
Lol nah. Yea Forums is a progressive board.
cringe. Yea Forums hates trump and /pol/tards
>Yea Forums is one person
As depressing as it is, this board is mostly full of leftist retard neets with no aspirations. They unironically hate success and capitalism. Only board more pathetic is Yea Forums when it comes to political shit.
>In a world where injustice was the rule...where immorality became the law...where the powerful presented themselves as victims of those whose voice of reason could not be silenced...in a land of complete despair...absolute defeat...there came one man...to storm the wire...and render metal motherlovers into junk....he was unstoppable...unrelenting in his quest for justice...feared by the powerful...adored by the powerless...his nationality didn't matter...his sexuality neither...but his cause...moved many...his name was
JAAAAAAAAAAN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*trumpets*
Based
Yea Forums hates trump and all cuckservatives ya doink
I dont get your agenda samefagger, but stop and go back to wewdit
kek
Keab
>(((capitalism)))
keep breaking your back, Shlomo needs another vacation house
also nash was raped in 92
The kwab guys loses interest.
What a necro bitch
Yes user the clever thing to do would be giving Shekelberg everything you own and letting him decide what everyone is entitled to.
Owns up to 92 and manages lio rush to a world title win and defends and backs up all of his uppity nigger rants on Raw and Twitter unironically
This. He can save he reputation by livestreaming him violently raping nWoWolfpacTV.
signs with AEW and puts over janela
This. His gimmick should basically be that he's Vinnie Vegas, it's 1992, he's just been brutally raped at gunpoint and he needs to go out there and wrestle regardless. He comes out wearing his tattered old Vinnie Vegas gear from WCW, all spattered with blood and cum and with a comically large hole in the ass of his tights. Every match ends with him jobbing out in under 60 seconds and sobbing quietly in the middle of the ring. That fact that he's just been savagely raped by a gang of black thugs will never be overtly mentioned on screen. The commentators will instead make remarks like "wow, what the hell happened to this guy" and "what's that stuff all over his tights". All of this will lead up to a main event match with No Legs where Big Kev looks like he might be able to overcome the trauma that's been plaguing him for so long but loses regardless. Then he blows out his quads on the way back to the locker room and shoot kills himself later that night.
Admits he was raped, becomes basically The Punisher but only towards bulbasaurs. Every time he curb stomps one he tears a quad.