Mmm

About to fill up my glass mmmmmm wouldn't wanna drink with me

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>ice
kek what a bitch.

>JD

What are you, 12?

He really should accept defeat and shave what's left of his hair

Lurk moar everyone on asp knows that if you get taken to wrestlers court you have to bring taker some bottles of jack or face getting pure strikes. Mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with a newfag

Even Baron Corbin pulled off the "balding, but too proud to shave it all off" look

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I genuinely think it works with that look, it's not like he looks young otherwise. What I don't get is those stupid MMA gloves. This nigger walks around in all black, a trenchcoat, a hat like that and calls himself the Undertaker. And then he wears MMA boxing gloves?

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Why does him being a legit badass who rides a harley davidson with the hells angels make Yea Forums seethe so much?

*bell gongs*
NO DIMES DRAWIN'
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, YOU'VE GONE AND SCREWED UP THE WORKRATE
AND I CAN'T ALLOW, YOU TO THINK YOU CAN NO SELL TAKE
SO TURN AROUND, AND FACE THE UNDERCARDER TODAY
CAUSE THE END IS NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVED SOME PURE STRIKES TODAY

I genuinely want to watch him come out on a bike one more time, would at least be better than watching him slowly walk for ten minutes. Just have a better entrance song for it

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>legit badass

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>6'5 Muscle monster biker with mma background (proven by his mma gloves) and a 28 undefeated streak at mania
>Feared and respected by everyone backstage
>Went to strip clubs, drank entire bottles of jack and hung out with hells angels.
>Not a badass.

Yeah you little zoom zoom. Im sure you're the real badass you skinny fat virgin piece of shit fucker. If you an into taker irl youd suck his duck just to get him to stop.pure striking you. Youd be dead kid

How long until WWE tells him he can't perform anymore?

Something tells me he'll be like Randy The Ram doing desperate indie matches.

imagine being such a plebian you don't know that all whiskey should be diluted with water before consumption in order to enhance the flavour molecules

Yes, if the ABV is high (say 50% and above). But JD is 40% so already watered down. Also that image has ice, which kills any flavour dead. So again, kek what a bitch. If it's a hot day, put the bottle in the freezer. Doesn't kill the flavour.

I’m actually glad and I hope Sara leaves him $5 away from living in a cardboard box.

It’s not enough for the Undertaker to be defeated physically or by old age. He must be mentally destroyed and financially humiliated, he must suffer for being a no dime simp boring bastard

>soon feeding these reddit simps

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cringe

>autograph signings
Wait what the fuck, does he actually do that?

Yup, charges like $150 for a handshake, photo, and autograph because of two divorces and alimony payments

>June 7th – 9th – Meet The Killer Bees, Nasty Bioys(all days) The Undertaker (Sun), Paul Orndorff, Sgt Slaughter & Road Warrior Animal (Sat & Sun) at Niagara Falls Comic Con at the Scotiabank Convention Centre 6815 Stanley Ave. Niagara Falls, Canada. For tickets and more info go to nfcomiccon.com/
My shoulders literally jolted, the cringe was just too much.

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>gut says pride
what the fuck I didn't know he was gay

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Is that horse face sasha banks with out make up? Frick sasha banks and frick reene young

what’s even more gay is “BSK” stands for “Bone Street Krew” which is what he called his little backstage posse