Why did he start crying and go home instead of just walking up to Vince...

Hogan put Lesnar over on Smackdown

Yet Hogan is the one who gets shit on for not putting guys over, when Steve never did

RVD and Jericho are 6 years younger than Austin and Test was 11 years younger.

>it was better to do a PPV with Test instead of Austin
FUCKING YIKES

Because Vince literally just said "Maybe :)".

It was. If it wasn't maybe Austin could have got Vince convinced of it instead of having to run home crying.

He was tired and broken, him juggling his fucked neck, booze and Debras stupid ass he didnt probably have it in him to keep politicking with Vince to keep his character strong

>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>got his nickname while drinking tea with his wife like a fruitcake
>was such a joke, Vince tried to give him the nickname "Frost McFang" and the autist didn't get the hint
>would have killed wrestling if Nash wasn't around to save it
>wore earrings and short shorts
>Ultimate Warrior, nWo, Goldberg, HHH, The Rock, Cena, Lesnar, Punk, Bryan, the FUCKING Shield, Omega all drew more than him
>"Yes" far more over than "What?"
>he wasn't over, the shattered glass was over
>literal Dean Ambrose character
>shoot cried on live TV when he had to make Angle look strong
>walked out the moment he was supposed to put an actual draw over
>breaks neck after selling a piledriver improperly having broke Chono's neck before
>workrate drastically drops after neck injury
>killed wrestling's golden period after shaking Vince's hand
>was relegated to a wacky heel comedy gimmick as punishment for killing the Attitude Era
>tried to copy the Rock's move to Hollywood and failed miserably
>inaudible smoker's voice
>bald
>fat
>failed movie career
>jannetty to Brian Pillman
>jannetty to Dean Malenko (1997 PWI 500)
>wasn't a member of the wrestlers court because he was less respected than Holly and Bradshaw
>alcoholic
>hearing impairment gimmick
>stole his finisher from a literal who
>worst podcast in the history of podcasts
>buried Dean Ambrose and Roddy Piper in said podcast for no reason
>beat women because he couldn't beat men
>WCW reject
>ECW reject
>Austin Meme:16 promo flopped and he wasn't the guy for a full year afterwards
>tried to stay relevant by forcing himself into a feud with Punk ten years past his prime
>was the Ring Master
>was in the biggest main event in Wrestlemania history
>as the fucking referee

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Hogan liked to do a job to secure cred and would then abuse it for the next year.

Plus Austin was definitely aware of the Hogan/Nash/Hall potential for politicking and had already seen himself in the middle of the card at WrestleMania. He had a lot going on and wasn't in a good state of mind.