The prostitute I'm trying to hire won't answer my messages, bros

The prostitute I'm trying to hire won't answer my messages, bros
Matches for this feel?

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man jeff has a killer jawline

how big are her milkers

A lot of them put "no text messages" in their ads because they want you to call them instead. It's to weed out clients who aren't serious.

The pics are not very consistent, I'm probably in for some Becky pancakes type of shit tbqhwy but whatever
I fucking hate phone calls

floppy milkers are the best

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That's why I only hire Latina prostitutes who don't speak English. They prefer texting so they can use Google translate.

Based tbqhwy

After 9 years mongering i dont even feel excited seeing a prostitute anymore. Ive only seen my usual twice this year. Am i finally free?

Careful, getting bored might lead you to hiring ladyboy prostitutes.

t. monger who's fucked a lot of ladyboy prostitutes

Well she eventually responded and I'll be having sex tomorrow morning. Wish me a good time, lads.

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Good luck, and remember if you get there and it's a bait and switch run away as fast as possible.

checked and redpilled

based user will finally have sex

now you only have hitting the gym and getting a clue in your to do list

Thanks brother, based quads
I'll be hitting the gym once by the end of the week, once I get more money
Now getting a clue, that's the hard one, can't promise anything

Reminder that the chinese has the largest penises in the world. Big black cock is a fetish made up by cuck white men and in reality black men have small penises.

Have s-

Good luck, pal.

Get a clue and take a shower right before your dick gains height and lights her weight as you have sex.

Am drunk meant this.
>Get a clue and take a shower right before your dick gains height and lift her weight as you have sex.

Post more pics of her.

Pedomod will ban me but fuck that simpolla
I'm spending 100 bucks of my NEET money on this. Don't know if it's Yea Forums's cup of tea, but I like what I see.

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Enjoy your STD's.

what site did you use?

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Says the simp who probably spends money on dates without ever fucking them.

At least with a prostitute you're guaranteed to have sex and the majority of them take protection very seriously to avoid STDs.

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It's called FatalModels, but It's a local site and I'm not american, won't be of any use for my burgerbros

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TFW prostitution is decriminalized in every single country except the US so we're forced to waste money and time with the hope that they'll put out.

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>Says the simp who probably spends money on dates without ever fucking them.
I haven't had a date in years.
>the majority of them take protection very seriously to avoid STDs.
You should take it very seriously too.

If it's not AIDS, it's nothing.

>that pic
can he beat big knife manju?

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Are you from São Paulo? I just had a whore monday.

Nope, I'm down south, fren.

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Not bad. Based OP.

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>getting worked by the sex meme into giving money to women

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how much does she charge?