WOR: Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano was one of the greatest matches in WWE history

Based Meltz

He also said it ranks as one of the best of the year.

My friends made me turn it off. Not kidding.

not surprised, most people would rather watch a disco inferno match over most 5* matches

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Your hallucinations don’t count, schizo

How does he even like those shitty , no selling spotfest those two shit out? Also is anyone gonna say he is on a wwe payroll?

I think somebody backstage from NXT is one of his sources.

Ohno and Gargano talk with him all the time when NXT comes to San Jose.

Just shows you how shit wwe is. Watch AEW you cringe normie boomers.

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Meltzer has absolute shit-tier taste in wrestling.

BASED

well your pic just gave me a new reason to watch WWE

I am starting to agree, seems like the guy likes spotfest....

I'm now convinced that Gargano has Dave's scat videos because of how much he raves of his formulaic spotfests.

>Gives Ospreay vs Bandido 5* for no reason
>Barely talks about the match
>Talks more about Rocky vs ELP
>That match doesn't get 5*

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Sasha Banks is way hotter than that rat and is signing with AEW.

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I watched Ospreay vs Bandido after hearing it got 5 and I was like >that’ it?

Ospreay gives Dave the good head.

>Signing
She's locked until 2021

The Riddle/Strong match was better without a doubt

Yeah I like Dave but people really shouldn’t put much stock in his ratings anymore. 5 years ago they were a big deal, and if a match got 5 stars it was definitely something you should check out, but as he has got older he just gives them to everything he sees.

Who gives the better head? Omega, Ospreay, or Gargano?

Nash.

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Dave is the greatest worker of all time. He has single handedly forced wrestling to tailor to his own tastes.

Ospreay. He is Dave's new boyfriend.

>Meltz says WWE/NXT was great
that's good
>Melts says NJPW/AEW was great
that's bad

Yea Forums is fucking cancer, objectively worse than reddit now

They're all shit.

hold my beer

Its a fact that he has a hard on guys that he likes. Okada, Omega, Ospreay and now Gargano/Cole. You can't deny that.

wizzzzerkeddd

Okada and Omega are legit amazing wrestlers though. Fucking Ospreay, Gargano and Cole are just shitters through and through. No idea what he says in them.

Omega is as much a shitter as the other three.

I don't know where all the console war fags came from, but they're shitting up this board. This has always been a shitposting board, but now the marks are in the ring.

I'm very angry that he has expressed an opinion. Who the fuck does he think he is.

Omega put three kino matches on the same year. Kill yourself. Ospreay is overrated af.

Objectively incorrect, and history will agree with me.

Omega is good in-ring but can't cut a decent or realistic promo. Sounds like a total douche and closes it with his lame "Goodnight and Goodbye....BANG" catchphrase that makes me cringe every time.

Lmfao, no he's not you fucking retard. Show me where Omega's doing 15 Canadian destroyers every match or where Omega no sells everything or where Omega slaps his thigh during each move. Omega might not be universally beloved but he's still far superior to some short indie faggot shitters doing the same faggoty little PWG spots every match.

Fair but I'd say he does a lot of cringey in-ring facial expressions too. And his entrances are the drizzling shits

Promos are overrated. Some of the best matches of all time didn't have great promos.

His facial expressions have been praised by the likes of Foley, Austin and JR. Seems that you are just a contrarian.

>way hotter than alexa
the absolute state of horsetty fans

cringe and everythingwrongwithmodernwrestlingpilled

Foley has CTE, I wouldn't trust anything he says.
JR had to put him over for the AXS shows and now for the AEW shows, so he's biased and working you.
Austin is a drunkard and cannot be trusted. He's just looking to get downloads on his podcast gimmick.

Meltz cums for Japan-style kickout fests; of course he'd love Gargano Takeover main events.

They would make an amazing tag team

>At a combined height of 6 foot and 8 inches, Johnny and Adam, The Meltz Rimmers!

Only when it was the elite in them. Now that they left for AEW he just worships that instead.

Or The Young Bucks.

Only cringe normie boomers watch wwshit. AEW is what young cool people who have sex watch.

BASED

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>WWE viewers are boomers
>Double or Nothing attracted a lot of younger viewers
WWE IS DOOMED.

He gave Ospreay and Bandido shitty match 5*. You dumb puro autist.

i seriously don't get the hype for some of these NXT matches
johnny gargano is complete cringeola because you know he's a guy who sits in front of the tv with his legs crossed playing nintendo

"If you keep telling me every match is the greatest match ever, eventually I'm going to stop believing you."

he absolutely does. He gave Bandido/Ospreay higher than any Shingo match or Rocky/ELP. He's a massive MOVESMOVESMOVES mark at this point.

>doesn’t know how to green text

Yikes and summerfag pilled

that match was the least 'puro' on that whole show. It was literally just a PWG match in Korakuen. Shingo/Lee was later that same night and was a far more typical modern puro match. it was also way fucking better.

I agree. Giving Ospreay/Bandido 5* is fucking dumb.

I dunno, man. After their supposedly *****1/2 match at New York, is this one going to achieve ******? Because neither of those matches really deserve ratings those high. *** or **** at most is being generous.

NXT doesn't count. Dave is constantly throwing 5 stars at their main events.

But Riddle vs Strong was better, Dave is literally a Gargano mark.

the thing is the people you are talking about are plebbit, been a clear influx of plebbitors to asp

Meltzer has always loved that style because California wrestling was basically Lucha. It's his taste.

>Takeover main event is the greatest match of all time
Every year

>Meltz says mediocre midget spotfests are THE GREATEST MATCHES OF ALL TIME
FTFY

Where is da lonk?

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Any Rocks match is better than that vanilla midget crap

Meltzer's impressed by fancy spots and kickouts.

it's lightweight nonsense, they don't sell except for 3 seconds immediately following the impact of anything, then they're up sprinting around again. or when Cole's trying to get heat gargano puts on his stupid "I'm out of it" face with his eyes half shut where his mouth is drooping worse than jr. they're not good enough actors to try that shit and they don't show that they understand the importance of sustained build and continued selling throughout. everything gets devalued when you spam it, but doesn't stop them from over using superkicks, canadian destroyers, top rope nothing airs, and 2.9 kickouts. hey that gets a pop let's do it 20x fuck you gargano fuck you Adam Cole

This guy thinks the Young Bucks doing 'non stop moves' is a 4.75 star match.

Meltzer has really let his personal relationships get in the way of his work. It's fucking ridiculous how often he gives out 5 stars to people he just so happens to be friends with. Him appearing on AEW's post-DON video didn't have any effect on his thoughts about the show, not at all. He needs to admit he's helping his friends already.

>t. seething cringe boomer

Ayo! Quit while you're ahead before I yeet your ass into a Superkick Party.

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This. He did the same for their match in All in. Now, I don't remember what he gave the Osprey and Tanahashi vs Omega and Ibushi at the end of last year, but if the young bucks got almost 5 stars with those two shitters matches, then this tag team match deserved 10.

He gave Tanahashi and Ospreay vs GL a 5* rating.

He was at the NJPW Cali shows as press. He is in bed with NJPW too. purofaggot.

LMAO!

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I turned it off too. Sitting through Mauro climaxing every 45 seconds, Beth ooohing every move, and watching spot after spot in rapid, the whole thing was exhausting

The Dream match was the only one that sticks in my mind that I didn't feel numb after

>Garrett saying he hated the Ambrose podcast because Dean should have been more of a bootlicker on where he got his money from
Always knew I disliked this cuck

Meltzer is a fucking drone, no matter who the company is. Just so long as the match has a flip and a super kick then he'll say it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Lose weight.

based

>objectively worse than reddit now
reddit came her for le nude leaks and hasn't fucked off since. i blame whoever posted the paige shit here. also we don't have Cuckter to scare them off anymore.

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I honestly don’t understand the appeal of modern wrestling.

>Unironically Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano are the literal definition of vanilla midgets.
>was one of the best dancing choreographies
It's ok when aew does it

The fucking BAYBAY shit appeals to the lowest, most autistic wrestling fan. I don’t know any self-respecting man would go around with a shirt on that says BAYBAY. Fucking ultra cringe.

Ospreay is hands down the most overrated shitter in the world today. He fucking sucks. He's not #1 or even #5 in anything he does.

A Mexican and a whateverthefuck doing flippy shit isn't puro, silly boots. The fact is Meltzer cums for gymnastics routines.

I don't agreee.
To be fair WWE matches are almost never good though.

This, but unironically. Look at Pegasus Kid v Sasuke as a prime example

He's too used to speaking Japanese. It comes across in his English, so it's tonally all over the place.

He's the most annoying wrestler in the world. He could be really good if he just toned it down a bit. Instead, every match he has to pull faces like an autist.

>Match went for 32 minutes flat
This match was twice as long as it needed to be (which you can about most NXT matches at this point).

Matches should rarely go over 20

Meltzer has become a retarded mark in his old age.

"daddy can i has the meltzie sammich and the cheesefries on the side?"

This

hogan vs rock at wm was better than this nxt reddit cringefest

What expression is Dave going for here?

Exo would shit all over this match

i unironically, not just being contrarian, thought it was boring as fuck.

It was because both guys especially Gargano has the presence and physicall charisma of a black hole. It looks like 2 guys doing moves. 2 guys, they're nothing else. I felt asleep by the 15 minute mark and I usually don't have anything against long matches(my favorite wrestler is Okada, so definitely not a problem for me).

>doing the same faggoty little PWG spots every match
You know, Omega was one of the eerly PWG guys who started that while style of wrestling, right? All he did after going to New Japan was stop doing half of his moves.

i have couple normie friends i watch wrestling with. last night was the first time i got them to watch a takeover (normally we just watch big shows like the rumble and mania). one fell asleep during dream vs. velveteen and the other (at his house) I shit you not said "these guys are boring can we watch something else" then proceeded to put his dvd of the 2006 royal rumble in his xbox. wound up watching that rumble match instead. the other friend even woke up and cheered for rey mysterio like this was a live show

My respect for his opinion has gone from 0 to -10.

I watched the match, don't dislike either guy, and still thought the last half was tryhard and too many kickouts and instant switches from concussion to no-selling.

All the main events are like this where they pull out every move they've ever done and people eat it up. Absolutely nothing will translate to the main roster.

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Your friends suck find new ones.

engage in sexual intercourse you plebbitor

Agreed. I fucking hate this console war bullshit. It legitimately is fucks with me when I try to watch wrestling. Like something great will happen and I'll be like "Well one of these retards is going to shit on it regardless." And it just kills things for me. I want to enjoy wrestling but clearly other people don't.

Nothing happened this year

>cheered for rey mysterio like this was a live show

im ding-dong diddly cringe man

I agree with them. NXT is boring.WWE is a combination of boring and immature. AEW is boring. Wrestling is fucking boring nowadays. Even 4 years ago it was better.

based
wish i had friends

you don't know any men at all because you never leave your mom's basement

>Hospital bills. They're incredible. If you don't have insurance, I don't care who you are, y'know what I mean? They'll get, *exhales*, they'll, if you don't have insurance, you, you can't, this, this, this, our health care system is, it's horrible. Y'know, for a civilized country, it's, it's really bad. Y'know when, you, you could be, if you're, unless you're like, super, super, super rich, y'know, like, ridiculous like top half of one percent, you can get wiped out with one bad illness. It's like, *exhales*, it's bad news.

Per Dave Meltzer

hes not wrong

Wrestling is fucking dead. Its so fucking up its own ass they cant see why casual people fall asleep watching this shit.

nxt is pwg/roh lite, not wwe