Signs with WWE

That hospital bill was probably bigger than her developmental salary lol

Somebody needs to call the ambulance

kek what an expensive bitch

She's allergic to any piece of clothing worth less than $2000.

>takes picture of you while you’re dying

And people say the Japanese are kind, caring people

This. I can't ever imagine running alongside my dying friend in a gurney being rushed to ER and thinking, "oh, better get a picture of this so I can post on instagram." I just think its the part of the vapid social media addicted world we live in today where we have to capture everything and post it.

SAVE ME KENNY

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I can't look at this picture bruhs. It makes me feel physically ill. I might be a hypochondriac.

it looks like she's faking desu

kwab

>SAVE ME KENNY
kek

>the poison of vince macmahon

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Signing with the E has been the biggest mistake of her life

>"I'm sorry, but that finish doesn't work for me, brother."

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How did this not get reported?

noooo kairi :(

NXT/PC occurrences are kept under wraps mostly. They keep negative results of drug tests secret, for example

America does not recognize nonwhite women in crises

>holding hands
LEWD

True we should raise awareness about the rapes and killing of black and hispanic women (by black and hispanic men)

I’m down with that. I’m not white. Our men need to be held responsible in the same way any race would be.

>jobs to Kenny's girls immediately

This is common for Japanese women after getting blacked, but she has a brave fighting spirit and still took all five to completion.

>"Kana-san, I don't feel so good"

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so in this cases wwe pays for that shit or what?

trumpfs america healthcare is expensive as hell

wait what caused her to finally tweet about this and what caused the anaphylactic shock

???? American healthcare has always been expensive

If I were Kairi I probably wouldn't reveal what caused it because she'd be getting allergy assassination attempts in no time.

>Io rode with and held hands with Kairi in the ambulance
Stardom roster must hate Mayu then, no one rode with her in the ambulance when she broke her arm.

>IO-San continued to rubbed and voice my body all the time

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Because Meltzer is a hack.

false, Shiki went

>eat wwe catering
>die

should have stuck with omaha steaks and cracker barrel.

You’re not going to die from a broken arm unless you’re in the wilderness. Anaphylactic shock means you’re going to die unless you get medical treatment right away.

>WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>SAAAAVE MEEEE

Oh but what about that one serial killer? White people be crazy! Surely that's the fair comparison...

95% of the medical stuff WWE isn't reported until it's announced by the company or the wrestler themselves.

I'm going to steal Kairi's hat

Kairi-chan is dying. DYING!

This is gonna be PR problem for WWE because even though she didn't* mean it Kaori just gave liberals huge ammo to destroy WWE politically by uploading that picture.

Based Kairi using the sympathy and outrage of social media to get WWE to push her.

>Damn, Kairi is truly suffering in this run isn't she? This isn't the first time we've seen her sick for coming to this shit company.

you're a dumb fucking simp

>Implying that shit works on Vince
He doesn't care unless it's a fake illness he created like Roman.

I can't wait for Io to turn on Kairi and cut a promo saying she wishes she had died in the hospital.

TELL HER YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT THE PEANUTS IN THE BAKED COOKIES THAT ALMOST KILLED HER, ITS SUCH GOOD SHIT!

Liberals are dumb simps just look at the Jim Cornette/Sonny Kiss shit they cannibalize each other, guaranteed normi liberals will use Kaori picture to push union healthcare in pro wrestling even though it was just a allergy thing.AEW and WWE are both part of the same turd.
newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wrestling-race-diversity-aew-sports-1436559
mobile.twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1135025960078794752

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>mobile.twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1135025960078794752

BASED YANG!

aoc can get hit by a bus though, fuck that commie cunt.

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Your reading comprehension is worse than WWE's booking program.

You aint gonna make it here with the wolves, kid.

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The first thing I thought of.

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Hello weeb!

>it was just a allergy thing
sure who care's right? she just almost died, nothing important am I right?

worldometers.info/world-population/

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hearty kek

Do you have some kind of point, Unabomber

Who would take a picture like this?

Sociopathic millennials like Io

>Who would take a picture like this?

gets to the point that something serious is happening

Gofundme to pay her hospital bill?

Based

No way they aren't a couple after this.

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>d-don't be mean to Io-san .She might be a fraud as a wrestler b-but s-she saved m-my life!!!

Lewd

she can always sell her hat

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Velveteen Dream's cocaine problem for one. What other ones were there?

kek

"Save me Kenny-kun!"

>doesn't speak english and is told to cut promos in English instead of her native language
I've never understood why a company that has "world" in its name needs everyone to speak English. Managers/translators seem like a natural fit if you're going to make all the "foreigners" heels anyway.

This user gets it.

Andrew Yang is going to end up disappearing in the mix up between all the democrats and will ultimately end up a mostly forgotten candidate along the same vein as Ron Paul.

What in the blue hell convinced you Io's the one holding the camera?

He'll be a bigger deal in the 2024 election when the reach of automation has expanded and UBI becomes more popular. It's inevitable as we get closer and closer to a post-scarcity economy.

>P-P-Plans change. That'll be 11.99 for inside news, mark.

The thing is that while he is does bring up important topics. I don’t think he has enough resources, charisma, or connections to make an actual impact. He is an idealist and they often get crushed under the political machine

there's no translator that can work well as a manager, and managers alone doesn't really work when the wrestler has ten times more charisma even in mute. See Paige.

YOU'RE SO FUCKED UP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Years of knowing professional wrestlers personally and just life in general has proved to me that every single person is a piece of shit and if Kairi Hojo would have died all that would have happen is..
A. A ratings pop for tribute show
B Liberal fan backlash online about WWE "overworked" wrestlers blah blah blah
C.Media reports "eunuchs crying about WWE Entertainment many heavy politicians like Ocasio-Cortez weighing in about a union for pro wrestlers at 8 tonight after the game"
D.WWE and AEW (via being WWE Weenie Hut) start a union for weenies who wanna be "Pro wrestling superstars"
C.WWE hires Hana everyone forgets about whats her face's death,"until the reruns brother.HH"

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you need professional help

I am professional help

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ITT: worked marks

you won't live to see a post scarcity society. To think that we'll somehow be close enough by 2024 is laughable.

yang was astroturfed by the dems to try the "Greek" method of securing power for themselves, but thankfully the US is not so far gone that a flat out promise of "Free money if you vote for me guiz" only snags the most mentally stunted.

How long until WWE makes an angle of this and has the IIconics torment Kairi with peanuts?

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NOOOO STOP IT

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>IO-San continued to rubbed and voice my body

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>broken arm
>ambulance

I play rugby. If one of my teammates broke his arm, he'd probably just sit on the sideline until the match was over and one of us would drive him to the hospital afterwards. We would also probably heckle him roundly for no real reason, because that's pretty much the default response to everything.

There will never be a post-scarcity economy, you liberal arts C student retard.

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Anyone remember when Ashley killed herself and the s󠀀oyboys were out in force about what a tragedy it was for almost and entire afternoon and a few weeks later exactly zero people remembered she existed until I just brought it up?

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>someone that doesn't have a best friend

>How many times I have to tell you Kairi-San, you're not 15 anymore. You are an adult who can take care of herself, so do it.

based user going over the wordfilter clean

>implying I'm not dating my best friend

Kairi is too good for WWE.
Sat almost behind the Titantron at WM.
Some wrestlers waved when the crowd cheered, most of them ignored us.
When Kairi came back she turned around before the curtain and waved, did like 10 poses, and threw some elbows.
God bless Kairi Sane.

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>He'll be a bigger deal in the 2024 election when the reach of automation has expanded and UBI becomes more popular.
Automation isn't real you simp. It's just chinese doing shit for peanuts.

Now I need a cheesy fic about them being cute with each other after Kairi wakes up.

The Chinese are automatons.

Only a woman could do something like "Okay, i'm dying, took a photo for Twitter"