Joke: What did the Miz say when he went to church

I CAME TO PRAY

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What did the Miz say when he went to bed?

I came to lay!

What did the Miz say when he sat on the toilet after a night of spicy Mexican food?

I CAME TO SPRAY

What did the Miz say when he went to the pride parade?

I CAME TO GAY

I don't get it.

What did the Miz's ancestor from the middle ages say when he caught a traitor?

I CAME TO FLAY

What did the Miz say at the supermarket when buying some apples

I CAME TO WEIGH

New joke: What did Triple H say when he went on Xbox?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME.

What did Miz's daughter say in 30 years
YAAS QUEEN SLAY

HEY!
NO WHERE YOU CAN PRAY!

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What did the Miz say when he's prepping fish for dinner?

I CAME TO FILLET

What does Miz say when he realizes he's getting old
I'M TURNING GRAY

What did Miz do on a night out with ring rats?

I CAME IN RHEA

Miz asking for a salary increase

I WANT MORE PAY

What did Miz say when he visited a farm

I HEARD A NEIGH

What did the Miz say when you watched him whip?

I came to nae nae!

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What if Miz was black?

IT'S A NEW DAY!

I CAME TO KANG

What did Nakamura say when he tried to sing the miz's theme?

"I came to pray"

Orton needs to be in the picture ya know.