What in the absolute ever loving fuck went wrong?

What in the absolute ever loving fuck went wrong?

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they're not fighting over who'll suck my cock first, thats what went wrong

no engrihsg

Same thing that always goes wrong. Vince is a fucking idiot.

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They signed with WWE

No English, flabby bodies, cringey and retarded mannerisms.

ding-dong diddly this. Although, mommy Asuka is getting it first no matter what.

They aren't going to win every match you dirty weeb

American audiences dont give a fuck about asian wrestlers. 1 can be a novelty, 2 can be a tag team, any more than that and you are clogging up the roster with people the fans have no desire to see.

How is some 10yo boy going to connect to some 30yo japanese woman?

This. Also, Lo is clearly being setup for a rematch at a proper Takeover.

theyre jap and suck

Gooks don't draw dimes

yeah, mommy asuka gets first dibs AND last

They will all leave Summerslam weekend as champs, mark my words

Asuka will never hold a title again after how disastrously bad her previous reign was. She single handedly ended the brand split

>Asuka
nothing, great run in nxt, won the rumble, high profile match at mania, eventually won the title. fine run all things considered
>Kairi
too small to be anything other than a plucky underdog. nxt run was what it was, might eventually win the womemes tag titles with asuka
>Lo
signed a mark contract

Gay

Asuka: Had lot of amazing matches in NXT (vs Ember Moon, 4 way with IIconics, Nikki Cross brawl matches). Made to tap out instantly to Charlotte ruining her undefeated streak and any sense of toughness she had. Made to have dumb matches with Carmella. Forgotten until that great ladder match where she won the title that she lost to Charlotte and was soon forgotten again until paired off with some Kairi for no reason. Despite what some idiots in this thread say, Asuka was and always can be over with the crowd if she was booked properly.

Kairi & Io: Had lot of great matches in NXT, made a great team together until Kairi was upgraded to Raw and paired with Asuka for some reason, leaving the feud with Shayna and her goons to continue with only Io.

If you need to be booked as unbeatable to be over with fans, you suck. Fuck Asuka

I really thought they would be higher on Kairi on the main roster... it's really weird, because you know AEW would skyrocket any of Kairi Asuka or Io if they could get their hands on them, yet they're completely wasting Kairi so far... big mistake in my opinion they really don't realize how much they're setting themselves up for disaster

Devils Triangle

based idunnowhatyourtalkinabout user, but you always post it

Asuka was over as fuck even after being punked to Carmella and disappearing, if they gave any sort of push to her whatsoever she'd still be over against anyone expect Becky and even Becky's reactions are muted now

Steph wants to bury Joshi because it undermines Womeme Revolution.

This desu. It will also happen in AEW because the regular women roster members will get butthurt over constantly getting outperformed by the joshi imports on every ppv

No one will ever really know OP. Something like this has never happened before.

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Devil's Triangle

so what you're saying is that Vince doesn't understand joshi

Don't think they will ignore it after the reaction the Joshi match got when the crowd literally didnt event know who anyone was.. Omega is a fan and will use his power to push the mighty Joshi

based and yamatopilled

don't you dare talk about mommy like that

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Sneedpilled

Capped.

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But it was Haitch who dropped the ball tonight, not Vince.

I will like to see those whores trying to outspeak Kenny. Let them try and see how well their hot dog company will g along without one of it's biggest draws.

Asuka has HHH who loves her so when Vince fucks off, sheis set.

Kairi also has some favor with HHH so maybe she will have a good position. Champion even.

Even HHH thinks Io is a jobber so she's done. Main Event main eventer I guess?

>when Vince fucks off
but he'll literally have to die and die suddenly
he's so much of a son of a bitch he'll sell WWE to some jabroni's before he let's anyone else take over if he thinks he's dying

Asuka will be long, long retired by the time Vince dies.

Aren't they among the best female wrestlers in the world or something? Like WWE cares, they ain't shit unless they made in the E as far as Vince cares.

legitimately in the top 10 under any possible evaluation
strong argument they could be 1 2 3 in the entire world
this is what the WWE is doing with them
absolutely pathetic

No, only Io. Asuka and Kairi wouldn’t crack the top 10 on their best day

I guarantee you can't name 9 active female wrestlers better than Kairi and Asuka, at most there are 4 more comparable

Everything is exactly as I expected. Weebs are fucking delusional.

>absolutely pathetic
Good description of womens wrestling

>Auska
Amazing NXT run, but then Vince had absolutely no idea what she was and thought she was just fodder for Charlotte. When she got cheered that one time when Becky was choosing her replacement against Ronda, Vince reportedly was shocked that fans liked her.
>Kairi
She was supposed to be in NXT longer, but Vince panicked and plucked her out to try and gain excitement. Now she has nothing to do because WWE tried to build the women's tag under Bayley/Sasha but Sasha left
>Io
Mark contract 100%. If she is lucky she will stay on NXT

vince happenend

Asuka is fat as fuck and kairi is cringe as fuck

I'm shocked as well, because Vince has such a great track record of pushing japanese talent properly. :)

I love Io!

Vince for Kana and Kairi. mental illness for Io. she has nothing to offer outside of muh workrate, which will never be visible in the e

Americans are racist pigs(all of them, white and black) and they don't hide it. In Japan, you have tons of racists but if they see you trying to learn their moonrune language they'll respect you. In burgerland you get "WHAT" when you're trying to speak a foreign language which won't help. Nakamura has a thick accent but exaggerated in WWE. That documentary they did with him before his wrestlemania match with AJ showed that not only he could speak the language, he had a deeper knowledge of vocabulary than he ever showed/shows in WWE. Asuka, sure, her English is awful. Kairi's and Io's is just fine if you can handle the accents. Then again, if they stay in NXT they'll be fine no matter what. But as you saw with Kairi, once they go the main roster, they're done.

The top brass and decision makers in WWE are all 60+ years old and casual racism is still ingrained in them and it shows.

you weren't even watching joshi during "Asuka's" best days and only "think" Io is the best because scum like meltzer tells you so

Fuckin state of Asukafags. Imagine thinking that fat shit is any good

The only JUST in this pic is Io. Asuka has the longest winning streak in WWE&WCW history, Royal Rumble, sole SS survivor, titles, etc... Kairi has MYC winner, NXT title, and has actually appeared in two Rumbles and Manias before getting into the main roster.

Io has absolutely nothing.

>Asuka has a bunch of meaningless NXT accolades and won a glorified battle royal
Weew

have sex

wrestling is fake you retard, all your waifu's accolades are also meaningless

>English speaking show
>They don't speak English

Next time I'll tell you why no non-English speaking actresses are the lead of a Top 25 US show