NXT GAMETHREAD #4

Most boring fucking Takeover ever, holy shit.

oh shit that was why they were killing themselves Steph is there

yikes

massive tits

Imagine thinking Cole is gonna win this match. Lulz Undisputed Shitters are doing a dirty sweep tonight, retards.

>commissioner of monday night raw

so much for getting rid of the authority

Oh great, the cunt is here

>Stephanie McMahon
>Chief Brandi Officer

make the switch!

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>steph shows up for her boytoy cole
based

ladder match was good but the rest is pretty meh

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>steph points to the macho man fan
makes you ponder

Someone get a screenshot of Stephanie pointing at the guy in the Macho Man shirt

Yeah, the fact that it was booked last minute shows. There will never be a TakeOver on the level of New Orleans.

Who's ready for Johnny Plebbit kicks out of everything?

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>MACHO MAN
OH NONONO

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Fuck off back to 2001 when you were bangable steph

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cunt

Nah sorry, not after legles dude and fucking hand in pants dude, and im sure one day soon im gonna see the dick spot guy. Take the business seriously for a second and maybe.

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whats for dinner tonight boys? I cooked up some teriyaki chicken

I want her to use me

She's point at Roman's cancer shirt, please understand

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kek

hey Cornette

yfw brock cashes in

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and yet here you are

the 5'7 championship

I made myself spaghetti and meatballs

I had chicken nuggets and ravioli with lemonade.

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MOM FUCK SIT DOWN YOUR EMBARRASSING ME GOD

Damn so this is where they sent Lio after he wouldn't carry the water

crinfe

Who is this jamal

cringe entrance oh god i had to mute

Who is this fucking nigger ruining the UA theme?

YIKES

Wtf Lio Rush is back?

what in the fuck is this? cut his mic off

DING THE DIDDLY

oh nice, lilo rush got his job back

bulbasaur

No I picked Johnny.

holy shit this entrance is ruined

Whats Lio Rush doing with Adam Cole?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NWO LIO RUSH MAFUKA

Whos this lil bulbasaur with the flow?

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kek

BARS

8/102 remain.

Apologies, I fixed it.

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>theme with actual lyrics
BASED
missed this so much

>ruining the best entrance in your promotion

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jesus christ this entrance is ruined

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Is that Britt Baker on the left?

that was a terrible idea but the rapper guy definitely did his best

Which one is the wrestler

THIS REDDIT HEART

THIS REDDIT HEART

Cole

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>Steph pointing to the Macho Man shirt

IT'S TRUE!!!!

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based johnny Yea Forums

vince would have never done that cringe ass entrance

captian marvel gaaayy

where's the girl who sings Johnny's theme?? where's the equality??

MushManTX is has 4/4. riddle, SP, Dream, and Baszler.

>Captain Marvel gear

That was actually pretty good bro. Better than this rebel heart

oh shit that's the guy who BLACKED Xia Li

Probably the two gayest back to back entrances in the history

Paramore is too expensive

I'm sure Lio is on his way out and this was a one time thing

based Johnny dressed as Wonder Woman

That Adam Cole entrance was racist

This isn't 2007 user they'd probably do the show for hot dogs and hand jobs.

Johny is a face again? Or did they realize the venom face was silly?

>im still in

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>Captain Marvel

I want this nigger dead

another nigger ffs

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LITERALLY WHO

>Captain Marvel gear

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You're tripping, rebel heart is a bop

>Johnny Reddit getting booed
HOLY BASED

worked by queen Brie

I don't understand her tits, sometimes look fake and solid, but when she was clapping, they were looking pretty jiggly and milky

>those boos
make the switch to cole paul

based johnny Yea Forums making the neckbeards seethe
double turn already

Who are these manlets? They gotta be what, like 5’4 or 5’5! CRINGE! I remember when we had larger than life characters like Kevin Nash and now we have these faggots? Jesus that’s sad as hell. Wrestling is dead because of these beta males. The onions is off the fucking charts, I bet I could throw both these cringe midgets like a caber. SAD!

So asp, what's the difference between Adam Cole and Dolph ziggler, they seem the same to me.

And dressing up like Captain marvel? Might as well dress up like wonder woman

>Captain Marvel attire
this semen slurping main event isn't for me, guys

holy shit this ref could heem both of them with ease

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GARGANO BOOED OUTTA THE BUILDING

Johnny doesn't look anything like Shazam

>it's johhny cuckling match
i'm out, make the switch

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Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992

wtf I hate Johnny Gorbgrano now

soon

Cole has charisma

Most of the show was serious you nitpicking scrub.

Johnny CAWgano is megacringe

well fuck you got me there, you win this round user

I remember when champions were 6'7" and 300 pounds

What the fuck happened

Why does every match now start with rest holds? What happened to starting the match trading strikes

Is this where they're going to crown the AEW Fisting World Champion?

It’s another Gargano gets booed for being a mega face and then wins over the crowd with his perseverance match

about six inches

Who dis ?

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Brie is a simp and a mark for herself

Somebody has to be the Scotty 2 Hotty or Godfather in the midcard you know

You gave me a laugh cheers

Yea, sorry i forgot about the video game main event, the best friends, and the young bucks, yea way to establish yourself as the wrestling fed for beta fags

Dustin/Cody was the only decent match and even then, the booker put himself over, shocking.

If Gargonzola wins I'll go grab my giant block of ice from the fridge and start carving it down into cubes but if Cole wins I'll leave that work for the morning so I can celebrate by getting drunker.

fatties hurt their knees too much. Flips are better for WWE schedule

They got violently blacked in the summer of 92

Why doesn't Drake wrestle? He's so fucking jacked just to be a ref

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the Puerto Rican fin balor?

people started caring about actual talent

AEW wold pick Gargano up in a heartbeat, don't kid yourself.

The chick with the tits

hes just waiting to get called up by Moxley into the aew zone

Turns out when you pump roids that much you end up with fat tits brittle legbones and melted brains that you kill your family and yourself

That was 3 decades ago, brother!!

THIS REDDIT SHART
THIS REDDIT SHART

:) have a good night buddy

>nxt takeover main event
>Looks like 205live

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Wait theres a ppv tonight?
Why are they doing it on a random Saturday?
Don’t they usually happen before wwe ppvs?

dance routine

Sid left

>the more continuous reversals the better it looks

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saudi show fucked shit up

the ppv this month is in saudi arabia on friday

From left to right
>Slumpy the Secret Dumper
>Shades McWiggler
>Undisputed Chad
>Safari Tits

>one on the left died of an exploded heart after a failed run as champion
kek

>all of AEW
>nobody over 200 lbs

this is the worst wrestling timeline

I think Undisputed Era are done in NXT bros.

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name anyone on the roster that looks like those guys that you actually wanna watch wrestle

why would they book a regular singles match after the 2/3 falls match?

Johnny rainbow

Oh, well is it worth watching this tomorrow? Any of the matches good?

Lars

luchasauraus is pretty thicc

Our boy, the eternal buried one, EC3.

Cole won the first fall, so he thinks he should be champ.

Lars is way chubbier and somehow even more talentless, try again

instagram.com/stories/xialiwwe/
>last video with that guy rapping Cole's song is also the same guy who was in that previous Xia video
Yep they fucked for sure.

It started good but it feels like each match got more boring as the PPV went on. I'm not even watching this one just listening like an audio-only chad.

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Based Big Dog
Barack lesnar
Lars
Cesaro
Shame-o

Guys i don t know the think jonny win tht ronce once the cornew

JOHNNY WRESTLING
*clap clap clap clap clap*
JOHNNY WRESTLING
*clap clap clap clap clap*

not really my thing but this is a fair answer

twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/1134990787165343744

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_personnel

faggot

Real men like Goldberg and Undertaker are gonna wrestle. Assuming they can walk to the ring without having a heart attack

Public opinion of cocaine has change over the past few decades

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Id like to see Braun in an actual fucking feud instead of being a joke for literally over a year.

OH NO NO NO NO IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Hey, nothing personal, Slumpy the Secret Dumper.

Awful
Awful
Awful
Good Answer
Decent Answer

>people who never fuck assume that everyone else is always fucking because they actually know someone

Nope sorry, Xia Li is clearly a virgin

cringe

No

>seething weeb
just accept that your waifu got BLACKED

>Ref bigger than the main eventers
can this promotion

I like Johnny but that gear is pretty cringe bro ngl

I can't get into this semen sipping match
Adam Cole just does absolutely nothing for me
Gargano coming out as fucking Captain Marvel is eye roll inducing

you OK, bro? i'm concerned 4 u

>people who think people ARENT fucking, especially in the wrestling biz

cmon man

>can't land a flip in the rumble woman
no thanks

Slingshot DDT is good but the slingshot spear looks like shit

It operates under the assumption that anyone likes Captain marvel

amazing backstabber

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This is such a dumb argument, I'm taller than everyone in that ring rn but I sure as fuck shouldn't be main eventing

Layoff the cuck interracial porn my lil user.

That should be Cole’s finisher

Duck these guys and their pin combo move set

Cole is great on the mic but shit in the ring.

This has been infinitely better than Double or Nuttin.

Or maybe he just thought it was a cool color scheme you weird incels

not gonna lie thats some high tier faggotry

I don't watch porn, I have sex

They booked Cole to do TWO flying nothings smhtbhfam

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that mirror exchange started cringe but turned out based

SUPER KICK PARTY

Panama sunrise is the ULTIMATE sawdust move.

THIS IS STUPID

>>Using Tumblr speak

Opinion noted

this semen slurping sport may not be for me

NXMEME
NXMEME
NXMEME
NXMEME
NXMEME

Gas this crowd. All NXT crowds suck.

>tfw your finish is now a regular move that is no sold on the reg

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superkicks have become more common than fucking chops

>this is awful

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good lord that was gay

interracial cucks are the normie equivalent of NTR cucks.

Johnny has the same match every single time. Without Tomasso to carry him he is fucking boring

Bastion Booger gimmick?

Cena fucked Xia

Holy fucking boring

Has the Cole/Gargano match been good? I've been downloading Night of Revenge from Yea Forums and haven't really been watching it

Why not come out dressed like super Mario then, or superman if you wanna go capeshit

That almost looks like Elias trying to be Reigns.

lmao what the fuck do you mean tumblr speak, even incels refer to themselves as incels, what do you what me to call them?

but his finish was sweet chin music

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NO SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

all that does is make his the most effective canonically

Hi Tommy, hows your neck?

>Jericho
>Under 200 pounds
Hahahahano

slaps thigh

ricochet kicked out of that shit after taking a superkick mid air what a dumb pin attempt

god no

doesn't sound like it and what little I watched wasn't very interesting. Gargano is just trash without Chiampa...

cause Mario is a fucking plumber and Superman is overplayed?

Jonnys neck is made of STEEL lads

holy shit it does

Cena cant even get hard after all the steriods, thats why he could never give Nikki a child

How to get a slimthicc azn gf like Xia, bros?

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Just say faggot like a normal person you cum guzzling gutter queen

at least johnny "white is right" gargano skipped black panther in his MCU cosplay

based

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>slingshot DDT using the ropes to kill a manlet
>kick out at 1

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Knuckle fucking your dick isn't sex son it's masturbation and you're not even good at that.

>Mario, a plumber
>Hasn't done any real plumbing in 20 years

Tom, bro, I know you’re bitter about your neck but don’t you have an ugly daughter to neglect?

match is pretty gay lads

I don't think this semen slurping brand is for me

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but they weren't acting like faggots, they were acting like incels you dumbass

this better than the rock vs austin

>Elias is really Roman Reigns

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He cleans Peach and Bowsettes pipes all the time

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JOHNNY LEGLOCK

Okay but he's dressed as a fucking plumber, not the coolest wrestling gear inspiration

>come over to AEW. Nothing gay over here laddie

>JOHNNY KNEEBRACE

kek

Unironically agree with ya, Daddy Meltz

.... I have a fucking daughter?

>nothing gay over here
>sonny kiss

HOLY FUCKKK

I don't speak bluehair so I don't know what that is butthole spelunker

JESUS

OH MY GOD

Better than Cringe Marvel

OH SHIT LADS
THAT PANAMA SUNRISE THO

>they're going at least another 20 minutes
fuckin based

Elias is gonna be the nega reigns

MAMA MIA

this match had destroyed the value of a kickout

THIS AWESOME

Shit yes monologuing thats bad

Kek was about to post this

*usurps Kenny Omega*

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Imagine if the match had ended on the worst Last Shot in history

They're building up Mrs. Johnny Reddit

WHAT THE FUCK

And smarks get mad at roman

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KICKOUT FOREVER CLAP CLAP CLAP

yeah cause that would require a single fuckin ounce of self awareness

You can clown on Johnny Reddit and his shit taste all you want but that nigga knows how to wrestle

you kidding me?

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that fucking sell

that would be sickening, nobody cares about her

inb4 UE inadvertently cost cole the match and turn on him

this

lmao okay bud

>feel self conscious about myself
>know I'm overweight
>see absolute lardasses in crowd out in public
>don't feel so bad

5 stars if it happened in japan

Too many finisher kickouts.

KICKOUT FOREVER

PINFALL NEVER

nigga that was 3

No Sell: The Match

thats 9 superkicks for those not keeping count

DUDE JUST FUCKING LOSE ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!

UNDISPUTED SHITTERS BURIED ALIVE
ITS OVER

AEW OFFICIALLY BTFO

THESE MANLETS ARE BUMPING THEIR NECKS INTO S A W D U S T

NIGGA IT’S ALREADY 5 STARS

This.

those lardasses also have more self confidence than you, just something to think about

Ref bump

still fewer than a young bucks match

>i wanna see selling in fake fighting

One decent match all night and you slobbering betas start shouting five stars lol

Meltz gave their last match 5.5 for some fucking reason

LMAO fucking ref ate shit

one more than aew

better than goldust vs cody

great ref bump. drake is based
hebner would have broken his neck on that

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lmao someone said that ref could destroy gargano and cole, but look at him he's made of fucking glass

HIS DICK

MAKE IT SO!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING END IT ALREADY

lmao right

Was that a pile driver?

fuck this kickout spam

I remember when someone would win a match with a DDT and a leg drop

technically this is a great match but I can't take any gargano match seriously anymore

wtf was that dick ddt

Based

yikes. rent free

>inb4 bay bay wins it

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yup

That's a great story grandpa

THE RING IQ

Fucking finally

ya know wrestling is fake right?

he sucks, his matches suck, fuck em

Cole better win this after all that

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PREDICTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOO

I remember old fren

HOLY FUCKING BASED

ADAM COLE BAY BAY

holy fucking based cole now i can say a like nxt again fuck johnny reddit

Wow, that fucking sucked. There goes my clean sweep in another match that went way too long for its own good.

MANLET COLE BAY BAY
*leaves for AEW*

Ok this alleviates my rears of Garganos girlfriend getting the Womens title

>all those predictions gone..

BAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT EVEN 2 MONTHS

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BASED COLE

haha took that reddit simp 3 years to get the gold and he loses it first defence

Don't cry please

Johnny One-and-Done

I was going to never watch NXT if he kicked out of that

match of year

5

Better fix my boy MushManTX he got a clean sweep and deserves it.

did you see that tight slap
sick

Gargano to the main roster

2/102 clean sweepers!

Congratulations to Trayvon CLOWN Shoes & big money manny!

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hey i hate to have to be the guy to tell you this but wrestling is pre-determined bud

completely based
also jonny is best when he fights upwards

whoops my very important opinion made in the wrong thread

FIX MUSHMANTX RIGHT COLUMN #8 from the top. fuck the poor guy got a clean sweep and you got him red faggot.

>i would’ve swept if UE won the ladders
the state of me

ARE WE WATCHING THIS

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you suck at this apparently

>big money manny
>manny
Fucking Mansoor using his insider info

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Oh shit Trips special. Now we really need that c/p of how bad his life sucks

#Justice4MushManTX

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people thought the prophets weren't going to win? wow

Reminder that Cole won just to lose it against Ciampa so he and Gargano can resume the feud

i am

honestly this makes perfect sense considering matt the chad needs a heel to beat up for the title

>no disqualification with stable mates
wouldn’t it have made sense for them to come out and help

they can't he better fuck off to main event or 205 live

ya why not.

the storyline has all been about the prophets. belts wouldn't have done anything for ue

The wrong guy went over in the main event

trying to get yous at this point is a lost cause

Just stating a fact, lad.

Don't worry, I've fixed it, I don't know why the filtering excluded it. Good night all.

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it worked here you go

Nobody's forcing you to reply to me, but if it keeps triggering you, I'll keep prodding.