Going to MLW Fury Road tonight, what can I expect?

I’m bringing my fiancé with me and she’s hot. Will all the fat, smelly fans there try to rape her? Please don’t make a Kevin Nash joke because they aren’t remotely funny.

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Prepare to watch a bunch of nobodies put on a boring show

Just looked at the card, who are these guys?

LA Park, Low Ki and Contra Unit burying everybody else.

But he's not going to a WWE show

the fans won't but filthy will and make you watch

MJF is going to be there. He’s good on the mic but he’s shoot 5’5’’

Boo cornetty

LA Park isn’t going to be there but Low Ki and Contra are

>the only dude worth seeing won't even be there
low ki is a fucking faggot

is based big dimes Filthy booked?

I'll be there too user. Ill protect your fiance from rapists such as myself, but only because you're a fellow Yea Forums gentleman.

he is teaming with the von erichs

He’s teaming up with the Von Erichs and taking on Contra

>WWE rejects (Sami, Aries Low Ki, Gotch)
>Kids of famous people (von Erichs, Phillman Jr)
>He was in AEW (MJF)
>Friends with Alvarez (Lawlor)
>Nobodies (everybody else)
At least Jacob Fatu is fun to watch

Bring hot dog buns
& be prepared for shaking hands.
> paying money for gay acrobats 2019
Go back to redit...
Nobody on this board actually watches wrestling you summer of '92 faggot ..

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You’re trying too hard

MLW is easily one of the best feds right now. And unlike alot of other indy feds they don't rely on spot fests and they develop storylines and characters.

Neckbeards prefer shows where none of the matches matter and their guys they saw youtube do the same little stupid shit they do every indy show. And they get to chant.

>reddit tries to fit in

OP here. I think I’ll have a good time. I just hope I’m not sitting next to stinky people.

>They develop storylines and characters.
Because Harts and Dynasty feuding for every midcard belt, Contra Unit burying both big dudes in record time and Sami & Mance jobbing to LA Park in build to them getting jobbed out backstage after the match they won sure is great story debelopement.

cool. so you know all the storylines and you're able to follow everything. Amazing how that works. I also saw that Promotiones Dorado left Low-Ki out there to get his ass kicked last week and i want to see what happens with that STORY.

Call me during the next PWG Battle of LA and let me know why i should care about any of those matches. I'd like to know some storylines behind those matches.

If it's better than most of MLW shows than expect it to be mediocre

But I don't care about Harts and MLF buddied hogging up all the midcard title scene, Barrington after he got jobbed out in a minute, Mance & Sami who look like geeks everytime they face Promotiones Dorado or Low Ki jobbing out midcard heels instead of midcard faces.

Fuck MLW

Why?

mlw is based as fuck if you leave your meme asp mentality out of the door

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>low ki is a fucking faggot
>mfw

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Stay away from me then

>Please don’t make a Kevin Nash joke because they aren’t remotely funny.

Indeed. There is nothing funny about a half dozen monstrous niggas taking turns turning Kevin's anus into a horrifying wasteland of balljuice and shattered dreams.

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