Be me

>be me
>work at McDonalds
>"user that customer wants a customized bigmac without cheese please make it for them"
>"I don't want to"
>get fired

>be me
>work at wall mart
>"user the line is getting long, can you hop on a register"?
>"I don't want to"
>get fired

>be me
>work at an office
>"user can you run a vlookup on this data in this excel spreadsheet"
>"I don't want to"
>get fired

>be Jon Moxley
>"Hey Jon can you do this angle today"
>"I don't want to"
>"That's ok, we will make slight adjustments, honor your contract wishes and let you go on great terms while paying you millions to pretend fight and leaving the door open to return"
>goes on podcast and badmouths entire company to the world

So why does this faggot act childish and think he is above the standards that apply to us and every other job?

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Seething edrone

>wall mart
Based ESL user

>WWE Superstars
>employees
No.

The stuff they were asking him to do was embarrassing so he wanted to quit. Why is that so hard to understand?

None of those make sense. He aired his grievance about doing stuff he didn't like, but still did it like a professional. Also, he never got fired, he just decided to work somewhere else.

So a proper allegory might be
>Be a mechanic
>Boss tells me to fix this dudes engine
>It's a car I'm not familiar with
>Tell boss this
>He says do it anyway
>Car unsurprisingly runs like shit
>I decide to go somewhere better after my contract is up

Shut up Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGG! FUCK WWE!!!

He is an independent contractor whose livelihood depends on his public image, brainlet.

Based false equivalency user that doesn't into creative endeavors

Guess you forgot the part were he was buried for the past 2-3 years, why be somewhere were you dont enjoy to be? He's clearly having more fun with his character in AEW

based OP working the elite cultists

Being a wrestler is embarrassing enough 2bh.

>be me
>work at McDonalds
>boss asks me to make McShitburgers
>make them but don't enjoy it
>send CV to other restaurants
>one of them likes my CV and gives me the chance to make high quality food
>leave McDonalds for them

Damn this guy really has worked the E-drones into oblivion.

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>work at McDonald’s
>”Hey user make this customized cheeseburger”
>I don’t want to, and I am able to immediately quit to go find work somewhere else

> work at WWE
>“Hey user do this stupid embarrassing angle”
>I don’t want to but I cannot leave because WWE signed me into a probably illegal “independent contractor” slave contract

Spot the difference drone

So.
Why haven't they fired him? Can you explain to me, how he could have stayed there for EIGHT years without being fired? When he was unprofessioal, as you are describing him?

Finally a good thread about this.
Yes the E is overproduced garbage, but Moxley is a seething basedboy who is not acting professional or respectful twards the people who made him a household name and improved his life with large sums of money. What's so bad is that this guy has never really operated at a high level talent wise, he's as mediocre as they come at everything he does. Drinking a bottle of whiskey and smoking in the indies is not creative either.

Good shit user! 100 WWE-Bucks have been sent to your NEET account.

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any single professional will tell you never badmouth your previous employer. It could have been the worst job you ever had you never do this. It shows professionalism. The WWE has not changed at all what has changed is more millenials are becoming wrestlers and they can't handle not getting their way.

>any single professional will tell you never badmouth your previous employer.
This is how I know you've never worked a job in your life.

Because he's a contractor, not an employee.

>mcdonalds and walmart

LMAO you amerifats crack me up,imagine actually working on those places YUCK!

>This is how I know you've never worked a job in your life.
ok user in your next job interview badmouth your last employer and see if you get the job.

Moxley and Punk are the new generation Jim Hellwig.
Two guys that would've never been stars anywhere else, become stars under Vince but because it was too hard they hate him.
They SUCCEEDED and hate him.

It's weird. I know it's easy to blame Vince when you fail, but how the fuck can you complain when you were the top guy? That has to be mind boggling.

The Shield especially came IN ON TOP, they literally came in top guys...and were pushed as top guys the ENTIRE time. Its weird but ...whatever.

Retard, when has anyone ever badmouthed their former employer in a fucking job interview? Do you need to present these ridiculous scenarios just to appear less retarded?

That was my point retard you don't ever shit talk your last job him doing it publicly to the entire world is the same thing

>OP's default references are all shitty service jobs because he can't do anything useful to draw dimes

No, it's not. Airing your grievances about your previous employment in public isn't gonna mean shit to your next employer. Stop acting like you know what you're talking about, it's obvious you've never been in a job before.

>No, it's not. Airing your grievances about your previous employment in public isn't gonna mean shit to your next employer.
In ever professional setting you do not do this because your next employer sees that as something you will do to them. People have gotten fired talking shit about their job on social media. It's common courtesy not to do this. If you want to shit talk this privately thats one thing but publicly and to other employers has always been unprofessional you autistic neet.

Hogan did stupid shit
Austin did stupid shit
The Rock did stupid shit
Cena did stupid shit

These "too serious" wrestlers, never drew a dime and believe they are above everything.

Mick Foley and Terry Funk (two direct influences on the Moxley style) both did absolutely god awful stuff but it's what people most remember about them.

Foley had a sock puppet, threw the Rock a birthday party, played the Rock's "little buddy" and comedic foil, had all kinds of nonsense segments on TV and that's why people love him today.

People do not give a fuck about Deathmatch Cactus Jack or his awesome anti-hardcore ECW promos. Ask anyone what they liked about Mankind/Mick Foley and it'll be Mr. Socko and the comedy segments.

It's insane that a lot of wrestlers don't understand wrestling.

The rock/mankind this is your life segment>>>dean telling the crowd they stink every week

this
NOW WHERE THE HELL IS OUR POOPER SCOOPER SEGMENT?!

Listening to that podcast, it's well aware that Deanetty is a baby

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Hogan and Austin nixed shit they didnt want to do all the time.

That's not how it was presented at all This is more accurate.
>be me
>work at some whatever business
>"hey user, we want you to start taking cash out of the business accounts and lighting it on fire for no reason"
>"Boss, I don't want to do that, that seems like a really stupid idea and will hurt all of us in the long run"
>"You're right, let's collaborate on a different idea"

>hey boss that started this company and made it popular I know better than you

Except in this case he did? Those segments were the drizzling shits and shit like that is the reason why ratings are in the toilet. If I were running a business and I was making stupid decisions that were hurting the business, I would want my employees to say something.

Link to podcast pls

This whole week Yea Forums has become Seething Edrone Central
Get fucking over it you fags, he’s never coming back and he’s happy, how about stop worrying about others decisions and actually do something important with your pathetic life
>inb4
>worked
>seething

Maybe just maybe by himself he is just not that impressive a wrestler or personality. Whats his gimmick now? Crazy man that wildly does crazy things and has crazy facial features? How long is that going to last? This is no different than a dancing gimmick? Wonder if that can be addressed without a false equivalency?

Laughing at all these people who work 9-5 and make 50k/y or under and yet whine that wrestlers making 200k+/y don't get health insurance

I employees talking back to customers and their bosses all the time these days. I can’t get away with that shit, I get fired for no reason usually

Because wrestlers are egomaniacs and think they're above having to do what other people do daily.

They didn't sign shit you did. Get a jew like Brock did to read your shit before you sign 10 years of your life away in a business that is known to shit out thousands of people in like 2 years. Dean is just an idiot wwf mark who doesn't realize the shit is fake

>any single professional will tell you never badmouth your previous employer
lmao

Fuck you I loved that Bane gimmick

Based

>Whats his gimmick now?
He's only made one appearance, so I don't really know yet. Apparently he's going by the "adrenaline junkie" route which could lead to some kino with some scalating spots.

Dean's just mad that he couldn't make it in the big leagues

>being a WWE employee, and the job tasks involved is the same as working at a fast food resturante or wall-mart

checks out.

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> the WWE has not changed at all
The 30 writers hired after Vince Russo and Chris Kreski said hi.

The shareholders that came on board at the tail end of 1999 said hi.

cringe e-drones seething harder than when Kenny Omega turned down WWE hahahahaha. Why do you want console wars over wrestling anyway?

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Only an E-Drone can be this fucking stupid.

youtu.be/t-h1PgjGGE0?t=2772
Listen to this. LeCringe Whacky Man thinks high spots are more important than ring psychology. YIKES.

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based

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Why are people jumping to WWEs defense?

Here's the crazy thing reading all these positive reactions to Jon Moxley's bullshit. He's essentially saying he knows better than management and no where is shit like that accepted only in carnie wrestling.

>He's essentially saying he knows better than management
So you didnt listen to the podcast, ok, pal

Revisionist bullshit. Moxley was happy to do stupid shit too, but there's a difference between stupid shit that's fun and stuff that's absolutely terrible. Not one person here, not fucking one, thought that the ass injection skit was good. Or the FAN SMELL skit. In fact, everyone here was mocking it daily. Now though HAHA NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. I don't even like him that much, but the way people here are throwing a fit over him is slowly changing my mind.

Wwe wrestlers are contractors, not employees. And yes, you are allowed to talk shit about your company

He literally wanted to flip off people

That was Ambrose's great idea.

Like every other wrestler who believe they have this amazing booking mind,and then they tell you some embarrassing shit

>hurrrr hes just an edgy tryhard hes too serious!!
>But he pitched some ideas that were silly
>hurrr thats embarrassing
Cope, droney.

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>be Jon Moxley
>work at McDonalds
>"Jon that customer wants a customized bigmac without cheese please make it for them"
>"I don’t like burgers anymore, I like hot dogs now”

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Walmart was the place to first promote me, and after such I got into security and compliance, audits, and so forth a career (elsewhere, howbeit, I remember my roots)

STAND UP FOR WWE

it'd be more like
>work at mcdonalds
>manager instructs you to make a chipotle burrito
>remind him that that's a different restaurant entirely
>he says it's good shit
>try to make a burrito with the stuff in the kitchen
>everybody is unhappy
>manager loves it for some reason

It's not your fault.

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Deanetty has already blown his WWE cash that he can't afford rent? That just goes to show you that creative freedom ain't worth a damn

>user names a bunch of menial minimum wage jobs because that's all he knows
Oh no no no no

>Be me
>I don't have a job