Even New Zealand has Switchblade
*produces zero memorable wrestlers in your path*
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>Nathan Jones
Who?
>Emma
Who?
>The Rape Tank Kellie Skater
Who?
>The Bushwackers
New Zealand
Bushwhackers are kiwis
Buddy Murphy hasn’t been on tv in 2 months and I remember his matches
why are you attacking me
Congrats I’m sure you and the other 4 Buddy Murphy fans are really sad he hasn’t been on TV
>be me
>Australian
>as a kid my cousin and I would always talk about how we were going to be a tag team
>fast forward to now
>he’s a junkie and I’m a manle
Feels bad man
How dare you disrespect /oursheilas/.
i’d rather be a junkie than a manlet desu
at least junkies can get clean, but a manlet will never learn
Because I’m gunna fuck your ass dubs confirm
You can still tag team bitches together.
He’s 24 and has 4 kids to 3 different women. He’s fucked.
thats not a very...IICONIC thing to say user.
Blake and Murphy was the only time he was ever cool
What ever happened to kellie skater? I stopped following her around 2008 when I stopped buying shimmer dvds.
Retired in 2017.
das cooked
Cringe, he found his groove on 205 Live. He never stood out when he was Alexa's sidekick and Blake still doesn't stand out on NXT.
The VOW dudes were hyping Australia as the next big thing after the UK scene cooled off because they wanted to be ahead of the curve and in the know but what a wet farrrt that turned into and egg on their faces kek
Their entrance was cool
Australia already has a lot of live entertainment, all happening basically at the same time. It would be hard for wrestling to break through.
he's a chad
>Emma
kek
at least say the iiconics, they have achieved more and are more memorable already
He's still using the same theme but the shaky cam thing was based, they should bring it back for him if he ever debuts on SD
>>Nathan Jones
>Who?
Bigger hollywood success than Paul
Emma has achieved more sperm from my dick than any other Australian
I fucking loved her (still kinda do), but she seemed unusually devoid of personality and confidence that she was destined to fail . Throw in the chronic injuries and a soured attitude after the Emmalina shit (apparently put in zero effort to make it work) and its no wonder she bombed out.
>Had a great look as Evil Emma
>Had a pretty good theme for a while youtu.be
>Was capable to borderline good in the ring, probably top 6-8 at the time.
Just didn't have the it factor.
New Zealand has a few desu
Pat O'Connor
Bushwackers
Jay White
She had my favorite aesthetic ever. Loved the space cop look. I just wish they leaned more into that than the damned emmalina bit when vince discovered her Instagram
My wife on the right.
My wife on the left.
Just buy a sex doll, i bet it preforms better in bed too
we're only good at real sports
Australians are the bottom barrel scum of the uks rejects. What do you expect
Do you know where Sonya got hers?