P-please just accept my sources as badass motherfuckers

>P-please just accept my sources as badass motherfuckers

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God I hate muh big men boomer faggots, move the fuck on grandpa

>Dave is a cultist
>has cultists of his own
Some pyramid scheme shit.

Wrestling is dead lmao ya seethe?

Size matters in wrestling. The most simplest moves all look better when bigger dudes are doing it. I'm sure I could take multiple shots from the Young Bucks and still stand. I'm not sure I could take one Braun punch and not be knocked out.

he's right, they look like random guys of the streets even without the comparison to The Road Warriors

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>Ricky Morton was wrestling in the 60s

HOLY FUCKING EXPOSED. Dave is such a hack

Young Bucks aren't even that good wrestlers.

Unbased retard.

5 min matches of clotheslines, kicks and punches isnt going to cut it today, no matter how good your look is.

Neither is flips and superkicks considering wrestling's in the shits.

Nigger wrestling segments are the lowest rated segments in any televised wrestling. Nobody wants to watch manlets do cartwheels while they are pretending to fight.

One of the Road Warriors is dad for drug and alcohol abuse btw.

You must not watch NJPW which is literally I-choppa-u-and then dump-you-on your-head for 20 minutes

Put each one on a marquee and lets see who sells..the bad asses or the gymnasts

t.

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Who cares?
They drew more dimes, I don't give a ding-dong diddly fuck about their well-being.

you're fat

>5 min matches of clotheslines, kicks and punches
>30 min finisher spam fests with a false finish kick out at a 2.9999987-count every 2 minutes
One of these is wrestling and the other isn't

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wtf

counterpoint: ricky morton had robert gibson, who while not andre the giant levels of size or any shit like that was at least a little bigger than ricky, enough that him being the 'hot tag and comeback' guy made sense

the jackson bros are a team of two ricky mortons, which doesn't quite work the same way

What about rick and morty

Braun is a fake tough guy tho

What the fuck are you even saying, you ESL faggot

Think he meant to say "dead." It's a simple typo. He just accidentally the E.

>imagine caring about looks in profession wrestling
LMAO, fucking mark, do these cucks not know that wrestling is fake?

fucking basedboys

Looks are one of the 3 big parts of a wrestler, next to personality/charisma and in-ring.

>dead for
Still makes no fucking sense.

Braun competed in strongman competitions. The Bucks probably didn't even do sports in high school. If I had to pick a fight I could win I'd choose to fight one of the Bucks

Shut the fuck up mark, looks don’t mean shit in 2019 when there’s no more gimmicks

someone needs to start a wrestling league with hosses and roided up mastadons

Based

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This

Corgan is trying but nobody gives a shit other than Corgan himself so it's not worth your time

Yeah they should be all sweaty and naked too haha

cringe Meltzmagoo drone

fuck

This but 110% Unironically.

>being this retarded