Kevin Nash = GOAT
Getting Off Anally Tonight?
>Kev was the most innovative wrestler of the 90's. A trend setter. ~ Hulk Hogan
>Kevin was the best wrestler I ever faced. ~ Shawn Michaels
>He scared the shit out of the Rock. ~ X-pac
>Probably the most influential big guy in the history of wrestling. ~ Dave Meltzer
>Pure genius. ~ Ric Flair
>We offered millions for a photo shoot. ~ Playgirl Magazine
>He doesn't have an equal, he's in a class of his own. ~ Bret Hart
>Probably meanest sun of a bitch in the business. No one dared cross him. ~ Steve Austin
THE SEXCELLENCE OF SEXECUTION BIG SEXY KEVIN "I HAD SEX" NASH
GOAT at taking dicks lmao
BASED
EJACULATE IN KEVIN'S ASS
quab
squashing a nip
REMINDER:
That time Big Kev BTFO in closet homo Dwaynetty "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
Rock: "What three things would you like to get in?"
Nash: "Well, I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in and physically there is nothing you can do about it."
>Nash returns to WWE because Rock was failing to draw
>Rock goes off script & disrespects veteran Nash calling him a bitch
>Nash like a man confronts Rock then BTFO's him in ring in front of the world
>"WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
>Rock then disrespects again Nash while putting there match together
>Nash informs Rock he'll physically knock the fuck out of Rock
>Rock runs to Pat Patterson crying who tells Rock that Nash was right
>2 years later Rock is scared to approach Nash at a restaurant and avoids him
>7 years later mans man Nash confronts Rock again and squashes their beef
The Rock's daughter is a mongoloid. She inherited Dwaynettys masculine features and high forehead. He should have forced his she-hulk ex-wife Dani who he impregnated (hmm maybe Nash was right about Dwayne being a fag) to abort the hermaphrodite.
On a related note the reason The Rock's manly ex-wife divorced him was because she got tired fucking him with a strap-on which she did to fufill his gay fantasies while he was recovering from his gyno bitch tits surgery
Nash is so much better than little Dwayne, in EVERY way. As a wrestler, Nash blows little Dwayne out of the water, no argument to be had there. NWO, anyone? Even as an actor, if you take into account that Nash stars in smaller-budget movies, his are way more profitable than the Rocks, on average. Little Dwayne might make a little more at the box office but when his stupid movies cost ten times more and have a hundred times the marketing budget, yeah no wonder. Imagine if Nash starred in *anything* with the budget and marketing of any of little Dwayne's movies, it would easily be twice as profitable and bigger hits. Dwayne can't act.
Big Sexy is in the house! Former world heavyweight champion, Nash is a target for all contenders. His imposing 6'10" stature, Samson-like mane and piercing eyes are more than a female fantasy, they are a prelude of coming destruction for the opposition.
During his giant career, Nash has been the rebellious "Outsider," instigator of the New World Order and soul of the Wolfpac. Big Sexy's high points include snapping Goldberg's 160-0 unbeaten streak, powerbombing WCW President Eric Bischoff and winning five world heavyweight titles.
Snatching rebounds for the Volunteers, Nash played three seasons of roundball at the University of Tennessee helping Big Orange to the Sweet 16 of the NCAA tournament. Taking his game to Germany, he played professionally for four years before a knee injury redirected his career to the squared-circle. Nash, a native of "Motor City," is a sports aficionado, especially when it concerns his beloved Detroit Tigers.
Possessed with a witty intellect, Nash's creative barb-filled interviews amuse with acid-like intimidation. From his Phoenix home, he draws his material from cruising the tube, reading, watching movies or listening to a variety of sounds from rap to rock-n-roll. His entertaining appeal has showcased on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Sabrina, The Teenage Witch and The Love Boat.
Kevin Nash is at the top of the wrestling world looking for more to conquer. Big Sexy is not just in the house, he's everywhere.
Gayest
Of
All
Time
>Took every inch ~ Jamal
this isn't a deadie thread
HOLY BASED
Hi Wolfie, how you doin
I dont care about Deadie, mate
Kevin "I Invented Sex" Nash
I'm surprised he didn't tear his quads when he pinned the guy.
