The promotion for literal autists

based AEW making sure their product is enjoyable for everyone whereas vincetty makes sure it's enjoyable for no one

literally to hide the stain when you piss yourself

it means they will make accommodations for (literal, not buzzword) autistics who get upset by loud noises and bright lights

This. Absolutely based.

You know what? If you need this or your autistic kid likes wrestling and needs this, then whatever. It’s not bothering anyone and it’s literally made so that more people can enjoy the product live, which means more dimes for Cody and friends

fpbp

Why the fuck would you go to a wrestling show then it’s all bright lights and loud noises

It's some kind of weighted pillow that you drape over your lap as you sit. I've been googling around and I'm really at a loss as to what purpose it's supposed to serve though. I guess spergs feel calmer with a big heavy blanket on their lap or something?

That's like going to a skate park and complain that they don't accommodate your paraplegic cousin. Why even bring autists who get triggered by loud noises to a wrestling event?

so you're telling me that when the loud stuff happens they want the shoot autists to put these bags over their heads to hide the scary noises?

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Based AEW being inclusive for all. E-drones seething again.

But then you wouldn't have been born

This kind of bullshit is good business. A lot of sports teams are making their arenas sensory inclusive.

some other sports arena had this same bag, also brandi interrupted the festivities at the beginning of DON to spout her "we're inclusive" line.

AEWtists drooling on themselves again.

I had to sit next to a sperg at a show once and it was goddamn unbearable. He wouldn't stop clapping like an imbecile and making yelping noises.

cope

That's why the crowd smelled like shit.

the visual image of that killed me

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based retard literally ahaha

are those studio headphones that they get to keep? what the fuck. I may have to go to one of those shows and get a bag.

they're sound deafening earmuffs

How long until AEW has to release one of those
>please take a shower and apply deodorant before attending a show
public announcements

What is the orange thing above the fidget toy? Looks like a kazoo or Chinese finger trap, but those can't be right.

I don't know if they have a name, but it's a little bead inside a fabric sleeve
you fidget with it by pinching it and sliding the bead back and forth

being this much of a retard

Cringe E-drone grasping at straws

Only one or two people in the entire arena might have had autism. But in general, the crowd looked perfectly normal

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I still don't know what "sensory inclusive" means.

>elite-snowflakes will defend this

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>implying any of those fat asses in the crowd could fit that bag over their head

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Where's the hand spinner?

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Pressure helps restrict bloodflow which can calm somebody down who's panicking due to sensory overload. That's why weighted blankets are a thing

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WWE doesn’t need these, the shows so boring it’s impossible to get sensory overload.

No wonder Meltzer loves them so much.

kek

>when you try mainlining onions for the first time

They even included you, pedo weeb.

lel not really

People on a spectrum, who have sensory problems, enjoy feeling of physical contact. This is why autistic people often do this eird shit where they press the palms of their hands on their foreheads.

This is also why, in extreme cases, people on the spectrum punch and generaly injure themselves.

Based AEW helping E-Drones make the transition to a real wrestling event.

How are you feeling, anons?

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Why would someone who can't understand empathy and is scared of violence watch wrestling?

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Watching all those flips is like watching a fidget spinner

probably just forced down their throats by their parents

finnå/ding-dong diddly

horny

A blanket they use so they can fap without making a mess.

not everyone has the same issues

we really need a massive world war or plague or something to kill off the weak and retarded

Did you just threaten to destroy Yea Forums?

Not really, but also yes

imagine coddling a fixable mental illness like this and allowing and celebrating it to the point where grown ass niggers are carrying flash cards to tell people how they feel

its like listening to a drunk whine about about how the world is too hard sober so your solution is to have jack daniels personally deliver a bottle of liquor to them every morning

Cringe asp tough guy. Absolutely cringe.

mmmmm as punishment you will be my personal jack daniels deliver.

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>Fixable mental illness
If you’re on the low end of the autism spectrum and aren’t high functioning or good in social settings then you cannot “learn” proper behavior the same way neuro-typical people might. The kids wearing helmets at WWE shows and being annoying to other members of the crowd /literally/ don’t know that their behavior is wrong. They just don’t have the proper wiring for that in their heads. It’s why they have accommodations and helpers that accompany them everywhere. They need accommodations for the same reason a fucking guy in a wheelchair isn’t expected to get up and walk to his seat

thoughts?

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Holy shit i thought sensory inclusive meant they had sign language people or something
They're literally trying to out SJW themselves

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Dude sounds like a faggot. So it's cringe

Doesn’t even have fidget spinner. Way to fuck it up

holy fucking cringe
retards aren't meant to go out in public. Stop trying to make accessory packs so they can.

I wonder how many they actually had to give away. If that's 25 bucks worth then I would grab one. The twisty thingy could have kept me from getting bored during the Bucks match.

Is Cody autistic? He has a service dog, but I haven't seen any explanation why. Brandi's push for autism inclusion seems personally rooted as well.

THEN WHY ARE THEY GOING TO A FUCKING WRESTLING SHOW

GOD DAMMIT SERIOUSLY WHY

sad/tired but all the time

why is somebody prone to sensory overload at a wrestling show?

>bright lights
>loud music
>pyro
>screaming people in close quarters

I know they're retarded, but where are the retard handlers in this case? Are they hiring retards to look after retards?

I agree with the sentiment but I’ve actually come across high functioning retards at my grocery store. Yeah they squish my bread but honestly it takes a lot of weight off the taxpayers when they find some way to make an income. I’m not going to get into the morality of forcing retards to work or the morality of forcing the general public to deal with them. Their jobs are slowly being automated anyway.

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i don't get it. are the tards supposed to just point to what they feel?

if they're mentally capable enough to point to an emotion flow chart, they're smart enough to lean over and fucking SAY it with words.

100% this

>can't into simulated combat
>can't into loud noises
>can't into crowded spaces

why bring them? just leave them at home in their kennel.

I will give you the most obvious answer. You ever wonder what kind of people care for retards in bulk for government checks? Trailer trash people. Who loves wrestling enough to wrangle retards in public? Trailer trash people.

I unironically went to high school with a retard that would fap in class under his blanket and was busted multiple times for sneaking into the girls' bathroom. He was smart enough to know he was retarded and use the "i'm retarded, i didn't know" excuse when they'd catch him in the girls shitter. I swear on my mother.

t. AEWtist

Because they enjoy watching wrestling and want to watch it live. It’s the same reason deaf people go to concerts. You can still get some enjoyment out of the event and if the venue even makes some accommodations for people with disabilities, then that’s all the better for them. Why even complain about it in the first place? All of this was completely optional and set up SPECIFICALLY so that they could enjoy the show/bright lights/noises/pyro without bothering anyone. It’s literally an improvement for everyone involved. The handlers, event staff, the autistic fan, the other fans sitting next to them. And yet Yea Forums has to be the only place who shits on AEW for making the product more enjoyable for everyone

They can have a hard time talking or expressing themselves when under stress or panicking, so that can help them a lot.
There's also people that get legit pain with loud sounds but love watching wrestling on TV, why can't they join the live shows?
Heck, you might even meet your cute disabled wrestling GF at one of these shows.

this. parents used to beat that pussy shit out of their kids. Ever hear of your great grandparents not being able to look people in the eyes or spinning in circles when they got scared? NO FAGGOT. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN BACK THEN

>sensory inclusive
>has pyro

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>Because they enjoy watching wrestling and want to watch it live. It’s the same reason deaf people go to concerts. You can still get some enjoyment out of the event and if the venue even makes some accommodations for people with disabilities, then that’s all the better for them. Why even complain about it in the first place? All of this was completely optional and set up SPECIFICALLY so that they could enjoy the show/bright lights/noises/pyro without bothering anyone. It’s literally an improvement for everyone involved. The handlers, event staff, the autistic fan, the other fans sitting next to them. And yet Yea Forums has to be the only place who shits on AEW for making the product more enjoyable for everyone

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people who get service dogs are literal niggers

>don't train dog
>can't bear the thought of leaving your precious little shit at home for more than 30 minutes
>get them designated into service animals because you're a faggot with anxiety
>now everyone on every bus and airplain has to suffer.
Thanks you fucking cuck.

>(you)
They smell like shit and tug on their peckers in public.

I can think of a better explanation

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E-drone encounters his first mirror.

>It’s the same reason deaf people go to concerts
it takes a special kinda retard to pay hard earned money for a concert they'll never be able to hear.

It's possible. Lionel Messi has autism.

All of the Rhodes seem on the spectrum if you look at their twitter behaviour.

>They can have a hard time talking or expressing themselves when under stress or panicking
It's okay. I'd be willing to accept any of the common retard words for a bad situation. (NOOO, DOODIE, OUCH, FART, DERRRR, and GWEEE would all be accepted)

>There's also people that get legit pain with loud sounds but love watching wrestling on TV
then they should stay at home and watch it on the TV?

>Heck, you might even meet your cute disabled wrestling GF at one of these shows
I'm a faggot, and I'm not into retards. You can't say that I'm prejudice in my preferences because gays are higher on the victimization chart than retards.

They go to concerts and sit/stand next to speakers to feel the vibration of the sounds and atmosphere. Plus they also have interpreters there as well but Yea Forums would just call it shilling if they saw a rock concert have a sign language interpreter next to the stage kek

True but muh experience
Ive seen similar things other sports like Soccer.
twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/1102645351390035968

Autism affects only specific parts of the intelligence. Some of them can't speak but are otherwise normal.

that's the gayest shit I've ever heard and they're double retarded for wasting their money AND the valuable time of a sign language interpreter.

>Because they enjoy watching wrestling
They cover their ears and eyes in fear, that's don't sound too enjoyable.

>can't speak but are otherwise normal
speaking is a part of being normal. They aren't normal. If your kid ain't jabbering by age 1.5, you've got a retard on your hands.

believe it or not, just because people have a disability that doesn't mean they want to sit at home and do nothing every single day

No, like they literally shut down. Like they might be completely normal functioning adult, then BAM something surprises them and they crumple into a ball. Means that they don't get to have fun like most people. At least this give people like that who like wrestling an easier time at being "normal" and have fun.

>can't speak but are otherwise normal
>otherwise
>speaking is a part of being normal
and you're trying to tell us about retards?

>"And for those in attendance that are sensory inclusive!"
>Cues ten metric tons of pyro to go off with 40W LED fast-flicker strobe lights.

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a retard curled into a ball crying isn't "having fun". And if a completely normal situation can drive someone to crying in a ball, then maybe that person shouldn't be anywhere near that situation. That's tard-wrangling 101

just like said
If in its normal capacity, wrestling would cause them to cover their ears and start crying on the floor, it isn't an activity that retarded people need to be included in. There's may other retard-safe activities. Finger painting has always been big among the tard community.

The people who need these bags most likely have no idea what they want to do and would be fine sitting at home every day

BASED but, i'd have to demand my money back, because I'm not gonna spend 5 hours in an arena that smells like tard-dookie

seriously why don't autists just bring a pen and pad wherever they go. whenever i had to fidget in school i would doodle

this. people need to stop acting like tards have a deep thought process and require the same things a normal person does to be happy.

Stop projecting your complex psyche onto lesser beings. They literally just wanna play with their butthole and yell at applesauce all day

i've worked with learning disabled people and you guys would fit right in
let me know if you need any help

Based self help user working with himself

>okay honey, put your little headphones on and play with your toy. I'll put AEW on for you :)
>me and Tyrone will be upstairs, don't take your headphones off babe ;)

"i know you are but what am i?"
i can see you're a genius, i'll move along

TESH? did they show you how to take a tard out when they get all riled up?

Go for the sleeper. Works every time. Tards can't into planned-combat. They just smash and fart.

if you're trying to get me riled up, i couldn't give a shit less
they just asked me to help during my study hall because i was in the advanced classes
i don't have an autistic little brother or some kind of personal connection
i just find it funny that one of the dumbest boards on one of the dumbest corners of the internet is projecting about retards

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Autists aren't human and can't be trusted to make decisions for themselves. The bag does that.

last time I checked, animals aren't allowed into most arenas. Why are retards allowed in?
>inb4 retards are human
If loud noises and fireworks cause you to lose all sense of self, then you aren't human.

I hate retards and autists so much. I don't want to see those disgusting brainlet freaks drooling all over themselves when I go out in public. Just lock them in the basement, or better yet abort them before us normal people have to interact with them.

There literally all fat

Why not just not go if you need all this stuff if you freak out at any moment?

so edgy
bet this material really goes over well in your middle school locker room
here's a tip though: the anti-anyone who's different than you stuff really just makes you look like a loser who's never been anywhere and will never leave the shitty town you're going to high school in
at best you'll marry a fat slob and work a factory job the rest of your life. enjoy.

wtf this isn't reddit, my bad guise!

user-kun, is this show good? Do I watch it?

T.autistic pants shitter

It's is just 12 minutes long and pretty enjoyable so far, you should give it a try.

where are the kids?

yea but they're fat though
unlike edro- i mean Chads

Me at the top in that badass BamBam Bigelow tank top.

Hmm, I wonder what kind of person would write a paragraph defending a wrestling promotion catering to autists.

>special snowflake lanyard
Yes because if there's one thing autists need it's a sense of entitlement

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jesus christ that is hilarious

How the fuck does this even work

I'm probably autistic or ADD or something and always refused that special treatment shit.

i genuinely can't tell if people ITT are just shitposting and being intentionally edgy or if they're being serious. like, i can't fathom how anyone can turn something like this into a bad thing.

I went to high school with a guy that I guess had this issue. He would flip out every time the bell would ring and run around covering his ears mumbling gibberish

Chris just needs to accept that he's mentally ill and beg that the state reopens the state run mental institutes'

i can't wait until the jews overplay their hand with the pedo-acceptance bit and we get to see chris-chan pro pedophilia posts. It'll be a glorious day.

Sorry for not pretending to love AsjW on principle because they handed out earmuffs for autists for woke points.

blame his shitty parents. they knew full well they had a tard on their hands. they just wanted someone ELSE to deal with it for 6 hours outta the day. That should be an actionable offense. I send my kid to public school just so your retard can maul him into oblivion because things like school bells exist? Nah, I'm good homie. Keep the tard at home.

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Unironically worked into a shoot lmao

Kek’d

Retard detected!

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Wow, makes sense.

Tards are the main reason I'm pro-choice. These mistakes should be aborted and disposed of for the garbage they are.

There is no positive scenario where allowing a tard to live is a benefit to society.

Holy shit the replies on that twitter thread:

“That’s incredible. If the soccer players had a microchip in their shoes. And one in the soccer ball. You could technically build a small playing field with mini players that moved under a glass cover and the blind child could feel the movements via harmless charges/surges. Wind+”

OPetty btfo

>the blind child could feel the movements via harmless charges/surges
holy fuck, you wanna freak the retards out and send them into a killing frenzy? We're absolutely NOT gonna build mini retard-footy-fields with recoil ability.

Under the person taking a picture with a cell phone, wearing a blue shirt, right in the middle, sits a walking stereotype.

Those people have no use in society and shouldn't be allowed in the public. If you have a retarded child or relative you want to take care of, keep them at home like you do your dog.

Seems like this autist doesn't know what "otherwise" means.

Nice. Nigga was drawing dimes back then.

Lmao, why are you even on based 4channel?

I remember when people with disabilities tried to overcome the disability instead of making the world around them accommodate
their annoying asses.

like ummmm it's as if retards shouldn't go to live shows with bright lights and loud noises if they struggle with them

he honestly was a top draw. we'd all gather around at lunch to discuss his recent antics. One time I remember an entire group of my buddies huddled outside the HS counselor's door. it was him, the principal and the tard all having a "heart-to-heart". He had snuck into the girls room for like the 3rd time at that point. Lulz were had. We almost got caught.
>yfw WE would have gotten in more trouble than the retard that was sneaking into girls' bathrooms.

Nah. Most people (without a personal reason to feel differently) can't stand retards, faggots, and trannies. It's what groups of guys almost always talk about. I miss when it was ok to be openly like that, but we are in darker times.

I can't fathom being on Yea Forums and not understanding this.

Why are autists such pussy ass faggots why can't they be like that movie with Ben Afflek and the girl with the teeth

Why put retards in a situation where they can suffer crisis? that's not inclusion, that's abuse.
Not everyone thinks like you, retard.

Finally a company for me

I can remember every notable retard from around third grade to high school. I don't know if any of them learned shit, but they were fun for use to observe. Unfortunately I graduated from college about a year to early to witness the current set of spergs that I'm sure would have been entertaining.

this. it's kinda sorta borderline cruel and unusual abuse.

that's like putting headphones on your dog, then lighting off 40 roman candles in front of him. That's fucked up dude.

Where's horny

retards are always horny. That goes without saying.

>edgy
Typically the hallmark of some dipshit that saw something that didn't fit his milquetoast purview and is currently experiencing some cognitive dissonance.
Why would you bring a retard that melts down when exposed to bright lights and loud sounds? Look, there's nothing wrong with enjoying life, but goddamn, you need some responsibility.

What is with you liberals and abdicating personal responsibility?

At like, adult retard farms, are they allowed to fuck each other and stuff? Also if 2 downies have a baby, do they usually have down syndrome too?

>To keep it clear
>I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender

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I admire AEW for doing this type of stuff, cody and the crew earned my respect And you eddy bitches can go fuck your selfs. Making fun of people with autism is not funny or cool, im fuck outta this board

Please do faggot.

I'm pretty sure consenting retards are allowed to fuck at tard camps.

>Also if 2 downies have a baby, do they usually have down syndrome too?
not meme'ing, I'm pretty sure that shit is encoded into their DNA. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think if two tards have a kid there's no way that it WON'T be retarded.

Based Yea Forums working this retard into an autistic crisis.

Holy cringerola

never come back faggot

i agree. these liberal fags are an embaressment

Imagine an arena full of aew fans playing with those toys & autistically screeching as loud as they can because they are wearing those earmuffs

based

>AEW does a thing that costs them next to nothing, hurts no one, helps more people enjoy wrestling and is good pr
>Yea Forums "lol dum sjw faggors reres should be hung from trees with Vince's chad 12 foot cock"

You all are idiots.

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Someone get the black kid in the wheelchair gif from a WWE show you know the one.

A good friend of mine worked as a caretaker of the tards. The short version of what he said was they're always trying to fuck anything and everything, but he had to intervene and not let them have their way.

Get dabbed on autismo

No but seriously whats the big deal. Memes aside who cares if some retarded 8 year old likes wrestling and so they give him a kit of trash to make it better for him?

This SJW bullshit is just all so tiresome, and once you let it get a foothold in a form of media it doesn't go away.
I mean seriously, the edgy cool promotion that's supposedly taking down the establishment is handing out earmuffs for autists, hiring trannies and gays for internet good boy points and literally banning people because someone on Twitter told them to.
It's like some sort of sick joke.

But my dude the marketing of the situation is that those are the right stances and many of them, like this bag for instance are harmless. I work in marketing and I can tell you that 25 bucks per retard is a small price to pay for good marketing. And while some people have issues with gays and trannies the people that don't are WAY more vocal and that means free marketing.

So reall by doing all this it means AEW gets bigger, reaches more people, makes a better product and therefore helps the state of wrestling more. Their product is still great and they dont shy away from being pg13 so it's not a bad trade off.

They can't have kids with a pg13 rating so they need something else and bubba ray down in Bama that hates the gays somethin fierce is a dwindling market. It's all about money and numbers. Society itself is the greatest mark of all.

So really is a retard bag so bad?

So basically it's all a big disingenuous joke and they don't actually give a fuck.
Did you expect this to come off as a salient point?

What I'm saying is that giving a fuck or pretending to is just good business and saying it's tiring is like bitching about the shape of the marshmallows in lucky charms. It's not for you, it's there to help make money.

If the Rhodes' care about Autism all the better. My point doesn't preclude that they might actually care, if you are genuine about it that's all the better. But my point is thay caring is better marketing then not caring and they gain nothing by hating on gays trannies and the retardeds.

You want them to hate and lose business for the sake of it? That's as retarded as the flash card holding tism kids.

What point are you even making?
Who the fuck cares about them making money unless you're Tony Khan?
You haven't actually responded to me at all.

Everyone should care. More money means a better product means better competition means better wrestling.

>more money means a better product
That's some dangerous logic for an AEW fanboy.

More money spread across the industry is better yes. The attitude era was two billionaires throwing money at each other and it was enjoyable. Also I'm as big a fan of the wwe. This console wars shit is childish, you all are on that dc vs marvel but should care about the industry as a whole.

“Tards” holy shit, i know this site is for funs and rude comments but this is extremely offensive. The way you say it it just plain mean. Im also leaving this board. I hope you guys forking change

That's some midcarder heel storyline right there