Ding-dong diddly

AEW stuff starts at 20 minutes.

So he burries Excalibur.
Understandable, he hates the mask.
But the most known commentators are guy with cowboy hat and guy with a crown.

MJF is Jim's guy.

He is.

>There's a guy in here with no legs

Cliffs?

>something
>something
>Midnight Express
>something
>something
>Russo's fault
>something
>something
>stuck in the 70s
>something
>something
>never once it could've actually been Cornettes fault that everything he was involved in turned into liquid shit
>something
>something
>old man

Not really comparable.

Doesn't matter. But there were gimmicks at commentator's table. Forever.
He rightfully buries the battle royal, because it was shit.

Lol why does he hate excalibur,hes probably the best guy on comentary out there

Because he hated him wearing the mask.
Said it makes it lowrent and outlaw.
That was everything about him that he hated. He is very much buying into first impressions, then he will hate everything forever.

what did he think of the cody match?

Not there yet, user.
He said he loves videos, hates the whole pre-show (can't fault him, it was bad).

>Double or nothin... some was double some was nothin

>kino

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He hates Excalibur. Completely, he cannot get over the mask. He can't.

Nobody clued in Jim on Nyla Rose.

Loves STRONGHEARTS.
Loves SCU. Doesn't understand their shtick.

He picks apart women match, because they wasted Rose.

>didn't even watched the joshi match

Fuck you, Jim

He did not? Is he stupid? He would have loved it.

she looks just like a cis woman, but fat. she passes

>Is he stupid?
I think you know the answer to that one

Such a shame. Excalibur is fucking awesome.

>a drag queen from Tropicana

He summed up the aew show perfect.
"There were positives and negatives"

>wojack poster

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What makes him awesome?

He thought it was very good.

He knows everything. And he calls matches well.

He said it was best Dustin match (probably) and great Cody match.

I love Cornettes shoots and his knowledge of wrestling, but his takes on modern wrestling are fucking retarded and hypocritical.

There’s a video of Corny somewhere on YouTube talking about how he booked Batistas character in OVW.

Batista was a vampire demon who drew his strength and power from a river somewhere near where OVW was held.

I mean ffs, how is that believable, but the Bucks and Omega aren’t? How is the Undertaker having supernatural powers believable?

Again, I like Cornette, but anything he says about modern wrestling shouldn’t be listened too.

so does Jim

This was first match of Omega he probably seen after he has seen clips of Omega vs. girl.

Yup. Exactly.
He just cannot get over the mask. That's all to it.
If Excalibur took away his mask and got normal name, he would have loved him.

Nah he watched Omega vs Jericho 1 and Omega vs Okada (whichever of the billion matches they had)

Really? What he thought about them? I haven't listened to those reviews.

He said Jericho carried Omega to a solid match.

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>Alex Marvez looked like he was in a hostage video

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Nah, I heard that. I am asking about the Omega vs. Okada matches.

Sorry, not enough time. Can you recap, please?

Fuck if i remember

Nevermind user. Thanks for the links anyway, maybe I will listen to later.

No fuck you niggee

Who the fuck is the other guy? All he does is agree with Cornette.

Some faggot. No one remembers his name.

Not really, he disagreed with him at the end with some of Jim's takes.

>Catalog
oh is it why he still hates omega for a random dark ddt. fight against a deal and a 9 years old that almost nobody gives a fuck about? and thinks he should be "banned" from wrestling? yikes
listening to him , appart from the Battle Royale , he is out of touch on everything else.

>I mean ffs, how is that believable, but the Bucks and Omega aren’t? How is the Undertaker having supernatural powers believable?

because the things he believes are outside the ring lore and bucks/omega are in ring criticisms

do you have brain problems?

When isn't Corny vibrating about something
I bet we can put Corny in a cage, make him watch any kind of wrestling, and solve the energy crisis from the electricity generated from the gyration of the cage alone

>bucks/omega are in ring criticisms
No they aren’t.

>outside the ring lore
Which is complete autism and he shits all over that type of stuff. If Russo booked a fucking demon who draws his power from the a fucking river he’d blow a gasket.

He’s a hypocrite.

Corny is spot on about that horrible pre-show.

noooooo? like he really said that?! how fucking stupid did he sounded saying that shit? Jericho was gassed and begging for air 10 minutes into the fucking match. and at double or nothing it was literally omega carrying Jericho from start to finish to the point it hurt his own performance.....holy cringeloa..

you make no sense user....

It was Omega match. He hates Omega. That's all to it.

Yup, he is.
Bad thing is that it colored his opinion about whole show.

>Marvez plugged the ways you could get the PPV, it sounded like Patty Hearst reading a statement from the Symbionese Liberation Army

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>the crowd was quiet for most of the show

These cunts are flat out lying now lmao

You're twisting their words, nigger. Jim was complaining that the crowd might not have been microphoned properly.

>I mean ffs, how is that believable, but the Bucks and Omega aren’t? How is the Undertaker having supernatural powers believable?
they're 6 feet tall

Which is objectively false. They were loud as fuck.

>they're 6 feet tall
Not an argument.

Yea this is dumb. The crowded sounded fantastic.

It's a shame that some of Corny's personal issues keep him from acknowledging shit that he should love. Omega is just about the complete package and he does everything right including the old school shit like hiding calls that no one does anymore. On paper he should be Corny's favorite wrestler but instead he hates him for personal shit. Excalibur put on a stellar performance the other night. Super knowledgeable, sold the show, sold the company, didn't try to get himself over, shut up when he needed to, talked when he needed to, etc. Again, Corny should love him but he hates him for stupid personal shit.

HIV positive with negative dimes

cody vs dustin and mjf good
young bucks and flippy shit bad
that's pretty much the episode

Don't even dignify it with their cute little PG name they created for it to shove it down throats more efficiently, it's feelsshit.

People don't like watching men doing flippy shit.

>Omega is just about the complete package and he does everything right
Except he doesn't

Good post!

Yes he does. Don’t be stupid. Kenny’s worst aspect are his promos, and even then he’s better than most top WWE guys.

>moving the goal posts
believably != people wanting to see something

His facial expressions are fucking awful. His selling isn't great. His finisher spamming is annoying. He's more good than bad, but stop listening to Meltzer.

>Using the word "cis"

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>Kenny's worst aspect are his [most important factor in being a star]

>His finisher spamming is annoying

Fucking kek. It’s always great when someone says this because it instantly proves they haven’t seen a Kenny match.

The One Winged Angle is the most protected finisher in wrestling and only two people have kicked out of it.

Kill yourself, LARPer.

people could say that about the V-trigger, but
1) it's not a finisher
and
2) he hasn't done shit tons of V-triggers in a very long time

OK, his 'signature move spamming' then. *v-triggers you* *v-triggers you again*

What the fuck is with criticism these days when everything boils down to
>OMG I HATED THIS
>OMG I LOVED THIS

Jesus Christ. Who the fuck is the other guy? Who’s working me into a shoot. Comes across as a discount Alvarez.

nyla looks a fat man, even when kong came out the differences were glaring look at the broadness of shoulders its completely different.

Corny didn't know and he hasn't recognised it.
So Nyla is passing for him.

Oh please. No one even knew Nyla was trans until some fag on Reddit said so. I’d find the archive just to BTFO you but I can’t be fucked.

Corny is a lefty nut thats never been a secret.

No one could tell nyla is a tranny? Are you high?

She just looks like a fat chick. How is she any less feminine than Kong, Nia or Tamina?

This boomer faggot defines himself by being a contrarian nostalgiafagging tard who just has to be different. It's literally his gimmick.

normal people can't
That's the problem with you being so online.
You think everyone can see it. They can't.

This review is spot on.

Nia jax is a fat chick
Awesome kong is a fat chick
Aja kong is a fat chick
compare all of these to nyla and you'll see the difference because shes got shoulders and back twice the size of all of them put together.

What a goof this co host is.

>HURR DURR they should just dump the backstage segments

Legit making me seethe. Is he fat? He sounds fat.

Isnt this better for a monster "female" wrestler tho?

>she

Yea Forumsies AE fags triggered not everyone wants to watch 2 people talking like faggots in a parking lot instead of wrestling

No he'll probably hurt the actual female wrestlers because his frame and size is too big or he'll have to be so safe that all his matches will look slow and clumbsy.

>you can’t build a fed around workrate
>get rid of backstage segments

Pick one you fucking retard.

These guys want wrestling to be in their own secure gated community and no entertainment is allowed. Just straight up serious fake fighting for that small niche audience.

>and no entertainment is allowed

MJF that manlet jew that is always in gimmick cutting promos is already more entertaining than RAM or SD

He seemed like he was trying to out-Cornette Cornette half the time.

You don't get it, do you.

You clearly don’t either, fuckstick.

I loved Double or Nothing but Cornette was right that the battle royale was garbage. However him shitting on the fact that Omega is really into video games shows just how out of touch he is with culture as a whole today. Shouldn't be surprised though since this is coming from a guy that still thinks radio DJs are a major form of advertising today.

No, they want oldschool wrestling to return. There is a difference. They want it to move back in time (not possible), but in different way than you do.
They want vignettes, but they want people to see the performers in front of them. You have to realize they want it to play for the live crowd, for them to see wrestlers they paid to see in the arena and not doing some televized skits, that play on the giant screen. Why these people came and paid for the tickets? To watch TV? They could have stayed home.
They have no problem with interviews and vignettes. But they want for the show to get its stars in front of the people. Not in the parking lot.

he doesn't know that video games are massive draw and make people fuckton of money
He doesn't understand that, his mind is frozen in 80s.

Why is he so fucking bitter about anyone who used to work for him?

I do.
See

Hes a long island mark jew that acts tough online, brian last mom payed vince russo to go to his jew celebration and vince told it on his show and thats why he hates him

Because he is shit with money and has social skills of a high schooler.

Thats what PPVs are for, for the wrestling. Weekly TV is to produce a TV show and advance storylines and angles.

It's unfortunate because he has a lot of solid ideas but he's just as out of touch as McMahon is in a lot of ways too.

Like the crossover appeal of the fighting game scene that AEW is doing with CEO is a brilliant idea that he just wouldn't understand.

I liked the bit where he said that Justin Roberts sounded like he was shitting bricks.

And now he is saying shows cant revolve around workrate. What the fuck?

Yes, but you can do that with wrestlers in front of the crowd. Territories were able to do that, why can't modern wrestling.
That's what he wants. I am not saying it is possible. I am saying what he wants and how he means "more entertainment and less backstage stuff".
Because if you watch the build towards DON, you know that there is a lot of backstage stuff.
How they choose people to BR, how Jericho is being dickhead heel towards Cody.
And they all shot it in some kind of office setting.
So we all know they will be doing backstage stuff and that other thread about "no backstage" shit from Khan is pure bullshit.

You are creatively quite limited if you just wanna build "stories" in ring. What can you do? Promos, beatdowns and matches. Thats little too old school compared to what other TV programs are doing to build story and characters in 2019.

He's right though. Go back and watch it and you'll see that Jericho is dictating the pace the entire time.

>Like the crossover appeal of the fighting game scene that AEW is doing with CEO is a brilliant idea that he just wouldn't understand.
Yup. If you have seen how CEO does stuff, they have wrestling rings there so players enter the ring when they sit down to play.
FCG cons are basically full of people who would LOVE wrestling or already do watch it from time to time, if you have presented something that have internal logic and story you can follow easily.
Other avenue are anime cons. Fuck that's how I got into wrestling in 2014. I've seen Asuka on some gif and went and searched for what the fuck is this shit. I have not watched any wrestling before. Ever. And I am flying to Tokyo to watch WKs there this January, because I love it.
Just present it like something people who visit anime cons would like. Not like a redneck hicks hitting each other and running over each other in giant monster trucks (not at first, we all know that they'd love that in the end as well).

Is it really? If you competently build up "universe" and people buy into it, do you really need someone jumping someone else in the underground garage?
Cody and Dustin was a great story, great match and they had 2 promos.
One said that he is on his last ride and wants to have a match against his brother.
Other said that he wants to prove he is better and he wants to put his own brother down, because it hurts him to see him this old and decrepit.
That's all. And it worked. We will see how they will continue with this stuff going forward.

On the topic of my own opinion on the show.
Pre-show sucked some major balls. BR concept was shit, pre-lim guys shoudln't be in a match to determine number one contender, that makes no sense.
Singles match was shit.
OWE vs. SCU was fun
"Women's" match was tale of two matches and disjointed.
Tag team match was bad, these two team cannot work with each other.
Joshis were great.
Cody vs. Dustin was awesome.
Bucks vs. Lucha Bros was fun spotfest. Some people will love it, some will hate it. I don't really care.
Main event was average match, considering who was in it, that makes it bad.
So you people know what I thought about it.
In the end, i think the show was success. But they still need to re-learn shit, sack Marvez, make him into a talking head and not commentator. Keep JR and Excalibur.
Production needs to be better and their music so far is SHIT.
I was

Hell yeah, brother. I hope you have an amazing time.

And this is where I think AEW is going to be a real threat to WWE. They're targeting the things that young people are into and it has a real feel of authenticity because guys like Kenny Omega are into those same hobbies.

I won't be surprised to see a greater presence at cons, music festivals, and video game tournaments/award shows going forward.

As someone who isn't up-to-date with indies, he is spot on with a lot of criticism regarding to what the fuck was going on in a lot of matches.

He's right, the crowd was even louder than you can hear, it was even worse in All In, watch Okada's entrance on official vid then watch a fan recording, night and day, they need to mic the crowd better.

To be fair we don't know how good the wwe guys really are because they don't get to come up with their own shit.

Video games aren't cool, being really into them is for nerds, nothing has changed. Yes there are many nerds and you can make money off of them, but you are still aligning yourself with nerds. Also Cornette fully acknowledges that he can hate a good or great wrestler just because they do or did some corny shit or 'exposed the biz' once upon a time.

Friendless boomer or incel detected
Even normies are vista addicts

Vidya*

Why are there tens of million people playing video games all the time? Why are people playing games on their phones. user.
You think you are a "chad", but you are just lying to yourself.

If you're in for the wrestling quality, it's fine, maybe it can work.
He has a legitimate point in being against the videogame shit for one major reason: he fucking hates that kayfabe is dead. He was even against "the dolls" in WWF even though he was wrong there (kids need heel dolls for the faces to beat). Yes, he does podcasts but he also says at this point it doesn't matter anymore, the ship has sailed.
I was thinking about this the other day: Moxley is beating the shit out of Jericho at DON, then moments later he's babyfacing with Jericho on a podcast.
MITB is on the air, while we have a gorilla position-like show "watch along WWE superstars off the MITB card".
Even as a smark you can appreciate wrestlers living kayfabe, and that shit is gone forever.
Does Okada go on nicovideo to play videogames like the New Day? Or does he carry himself like a megastar? Those things make a huge difference.
Cornette doesn't understand a few things, like why they had a handicapped kid and a homo in tights in the battle royal, why there was a female referee and why Brian jolted and made him explain immediately the reasoning against it.
He doesn't understand wrestling is bugsimp's territory now, that's why he doesn't understand the Young Bucks, he doesn't process what kind of "men" like them. Being mainstream now doesn't mean it's cool. The MCU is the best selling long lasting movie series of all time. for fuck sake.

Lmao look at this baby.
You are a baby.
Baby Brain.
Someone call the adoption services we have a baby

>Does Okada go on nicovideo to play videogames
Yes. he is doing promos for video game companies
Hell. Corporation that OWNS NJPW is card game company that makes gaccha games with cute girls.
He stars in ads for the shit Bushiroad pushes.
And he still carries himself like a superstar.
>Even as a smark you can appreciate wrestlers living kayfabe, and that shit is gone forever.
Yes, I can appreciate that (MJF is doing that), but I do not need it really, to enjoy something. That's Jim's problem.
>He doesn't understand wrestling is bugsimp's territory now, that's why he doesn't understand the Young Bucks, he doesn't process what kind of "men" like them. Being mainstream now doesn't mean it's cool. The MCU is the best selling long lasting movie series of all time. for fuck sake.
Yeah, the times has moved on and nerd things that were niche and nobody I knew enjoyed them when I was teenager are now mainstream. Holy hell, one of the biggest TV shows of last 20 years just ended and nobody read the books when they were coming out. Or at least no normie. It was just nerd shit. Same with comics, same with anime (and they are trying right now to capture that nerdy mainstream by doing Akira and Ghost in the Shell and shit like that). Nerd shit from 20-30 years ago is maintsream now. Mainstream from that time is nerdy now.

Exposed ya self of keepin low class company.Try saying that shit at a meeting or after a meeting.

>Hell. Corporation that OWNS NJPW is card game company that makes gaccha games with cute girls.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushiroad
This is the company. Read and despair.

Based and not cringe

>The Best Friends are too nerds who hug each other in the middle of a match because they haven't even got the balls to be gay

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Based big cards Bushiroad.

>being a corporate cocksucker
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>Yes. he is doing promos for video game companies
Advertisement of any kind is fine, this shit was even plugged in a promo when Austin threw the belt off the bridge. Exposing yourself and the business by sitting down and playing games on youtube is not.
It always reminds me of
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finally someone who didnt suck AEWs dick for once

Jericho is the one who has taken the lead in all of their matches so far. I know that's a bitter pill for you Omega marks to swallow, but it's true.

skip to 20:23 for the actual talk

>Video games aren't cool, being really into them is for nerds, nothing has changed.
lmao leave the house ya clueless gimp
Video games have been normie and mainstream for 20 years at this point. They are no longer an underground subculture for hardcore nerds. They are normie as fuck now, that's why video games are shit these days.

Hearing Corny rave about Page and MJF makes me happy. When he praises wrestlers he really puts them over

It shouldn't be as bad in AEW.
Kevin Kelly shouting V-Trigger! the same annoying way every time in NJPW was more grating than the spam itself.

Best Friends vs Angelico/Jack was my second favorite match on the card, but Jim fucking burying it was incredible. Nobody does a better rant. Also:
>Then here comes Sonny Kiss, who apparently just got off his day job at the drag show at the fuckin' Tropicana!

cornette pretty much explaining why wwe is not gonna lose the wrestling war

I like a lot of goofy shit that Corny hates but I completely agree. There's stuff in the battle royal I liked but given that it was for a title shot he's completely right to shit on it.

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>two nerds that don’t even have the balls to be gay hugging
holy shit Best Friends ethered

>Giving a fuck about cornetty's opinion

Based retard

>m-muh keyfabe...

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why is there always a nasally jew cohost

He likes the following people

>MJF a fucking tonne
>Hangman Page
>Nyla Rose
>Cody/Dustin and their match a lot
>JR
>The production
>The video packages
>Moxley
>Jericho
>Trent who he wants to split up with chuck
>SCU and the other guys

when cornette buries your corny shit, you know you did something wrong

based Strong Hearts winninh Cornette over

>Chuck Taylor is the invisible hand grenade guy, so I'll pretend he's not here. He's physically dumpy. He has a stupid haircut. He looks like a goddamn guy that ought to be working at a fucking Kroger bagging instead of an athlete.

Also, Jim HATES white guys that do lucha, apparently. Buried Angelico and the Bucks for it.

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>Trent who he wants to split up with chuck
Fuck you, Jim!

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jim hates white guys that do anything other than headlocks

He's a bitter old retard who tries to competely shift the blame from himself to others.

I love Cornette but holy shit he jumped the shark on this one. He obviously made his mind up before he watched it because of the people involved and because it's popular and his review is just finding nitpicks. Omega is apparently bad because he sounded "pretentious" when talking about wrestling in an SI interview. Embarrassing.

>he hated Orange Cassidy
Yeah. Cornette's opinion is no longer worth listening to.

They were straightforward guys, athletes, trying to win match. Nothing weird about them. They are basically what he likes.

What the fuck? I LOVE Corny now!

Does he go full retard with his terrible politics at any point? Or is this actually listenable?

He seems to really hate pale people, he keeps commenting on how pale people are

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If you actually listened to it, you'd have heard why. He said it's because he's some nobody and that it's never explained why he wears the mask.

He hates phony looking stuff, and that comedy guy is exactly that. Why are you surprised?

Janela's hitting the tanning beds. He'll win Corny over yet.

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You a pale fuck too? Get outside for once.

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>he burries Excalibur.
He said that Marc Letzmann was good at colour and could be great with some more experience, while trashing the Excalibur gimmick as too obscure to bring to a national promotion aiming to win new and lapsed fans. Not exactly a burial.

Seek sunlight

no-one can turn a phrase like based cornette

There is a reason why Hogan was orange as fuck

Does Kenny actually know any transitions besides the V-Trigger and Snapdragon?

He has male body fat distribution look like Andre the Giant in a wig. 0/10 does not pass

Based!