*gets raped*

*gets raped*

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what year is it?

KWAB

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>Summer of 1989
>got his ass kicked by Road Warrior Hawk
>aging, depressed, HGH injecting, vanilla midget, mid-card superstar
>fell off the wagon
>dishonourably released from the WWE in November 2001 for being a drug addict fuck up
>panic attacks, low self confidence
>drew pesos... too bad pesos aren’t worth a dime
>couldn't draw as WWE Champion
>couldn't handle that responsibility of being WWE Champion
>lowest drawing WWE Champion of ALL TIME
>posthumously overrated
>after Deadie passed away, because he didn't pay his taxes, it lead to Vickie and her kids, nearly losing thier home, so WWE hired her and flew her coach class forcing us to witness her obesity, ugliness and horrible acting on TV for years
>we were also forced to endure years of tasteless horrible Eddie storylines with Mysterio, Chavo, Benoit, Vickie
>She got poor Amy Zidian, who was playing the part of Jimmy Yang's girlfriend fired after she asked Vickie Cuckuererro why she was a diva and made a comment about her looks. Vickie responded by saying that as she wasn't pretty enough she better get out of "your" locker room. Zidian honestly didn't have a clue who Vickie was and had no idea why she was on the roster.
>he failed to raise his kids because he died young
>his daughter grew up to be a bulimic because of having no father figure in her life
>consequently his daughter FAILED at having a wrestling career due to having no guidance from her father
>jobber Aiden English married his daughter and fittingly carries on the Cuckuerrero legacy

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*writes 5 max-character limit posts pro-Nash for 0 reason*

>no effort chad
>sweaty nerd seethe

kek what a bitch

Nobody mentioned Eddie Guerrero m8

>92
OH NO NO NO NO

Rent free