I'm unironically a wwe "superstar" and I want to go all elite wrestling. Ama

I am a wwe superstar too and I can confirm this post is legit
I can post timestamp if you want

Why are you a frog posting retard?

Alright retard dont answer the questions then. Thread dead!

how many hotdogs did the khans pay you to betray Vince you filthy hairlet

That would be tampering ;)

Based

Is it common knowledge backstage that Kevin Nash was raped at gunpoint in the summer of 1992?

Post what youre doing right now. Do you have your own gym?

Hey Dana

OP here I'm a girl

Hello mr. Nash

Hi Karl. Post more of your gook wife.

Fuck you OP you lazy fat piece of shit. Why the hell did you even bother making a thread if you're not even going to participate in it? " Lmao they actually believe me" Is this really what you're thinking? Does this get you off or something? Fuck out if here with your bullshit motherfucker!

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Did you manage to swallow Vince whole during your 'tryout'?

I'm at my house by the pool.

Pid post the picture but I think you could find it on Google earth

Prove it let's see some nip

Stop being a bitch brother.HH
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Bailey

Lana you are such a fucking mark

They don't want you, Manny.

Op, tweet something right now that involves the term "asp". Could be aspiration, or whatever.

Honestly Sasha seems like she'd visit this board. She strikes me as one of those mentalcels who just lucked out by getting good looks. Aren't there clues on Twittwe of her visiting this board

I'm pretty sure she made a "for you" joke on twitter once, and she always tweets "seething", so idk maybe.

Why are you such a goddamn mark senpai

Lars, AEW is in inclusive environment.

I’ve heard Ember Moon drop “seething” on UUDD, it could be pure coincidence but I don’t know how many people outside of Yea Forums actually use it day-to-day in their actual vocabulary

Ember's a given, though. She's nerdy.

which one of the girls has the best smelling brapper?

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I'll believe we have wrestlers on here when somebody drops a ding-dong diddly in a promo
not before

But they're putting you over in NXT now Manny

Kek I couldn’t agree more

sup sasha
who is your favorite current joshi

I suspect a writer posts on here not a wrestler.

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Mmmmmm, I'm also a mystery WWE superstar and bona fide badd ass and I want to become the supreme justice of the All Elite court because Vince won't let me ride my motorcycle to the ring anymore

Will you sign one of my Supershow cards? I can sign yours too, if you're into that kinda thing

Badd Ass Billy Gunn? But aint you already with AEW?

Chuck Palumbo?

This can only be Manny or Xavier since Dabman left.

Eugene?

I'm considered Handsome by everyone I meet Male or female but I've only been laid once because I'm a complete Mentalcel.

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SHAKE HANDS WITH EUGENE 2019

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Kairi?

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plot twist: Its aleister black and he's doing this to find people to hang out with the weekend of Super Showdown because he can't go

that's why "superstar", still got your honesty eh Nattie?

We know sasha. Post your nigger ass

I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Now get off of here and go job to Titus on this week's main event. We have a new dancing program we would like you to start. Oh, and we're changing your name to Bill. If I remember who you are and see you back here, I will take away your dancing gimmick that you already love. Tell Xavier that he can play video games for an extra hour by the way.

I know you're lying because you'd be brainwashed to use a capital S in Superstar