Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) Buries Brock Lesnar

Brock dancing for 2 minutes is more entertaining than every cringey Jon Moxley promo combined

>bitter johnny minoxidil lashes out at people with decent hairlines

you can believe that if you want
but it's also goofy and out of place

Brock is such an alpha all these self marks egomaniacs are jealous of him. That's a BASED from me.

Is a business, Brock don't want to be hurt or some serious injury just because some C list jackass want to do "extreme edgy match". He already had a lot of dangerous fights in UFC, now he want to enjoy the Party Brock.

Is it true Dean-o's momola was a prostitute who sold her vag and son to BBC in exchange for drugs?

who gives a fuck what he wants to do?
he wants to sit at home and get paid billions for it too

>me and my fellow vanilla midgets always talk about how we're going to maim another
>why won't big boomer brock let me crave him up? waa~

*does the dimes dance*
*works the bingo drones*

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Radio Brock draws dimes

of course a man with hair makes the big money doing nothing while hairlets like moxetty have to cripple themselves for a hotdog and beg for attention on boomer radio.
all of you fucking hairlets should know your God damn place.

Hi, Mox; favourite hotdog condiment?

>*makes Jericho and Moxley seethe for years and years*

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My favorite part was

"Call Batista, Brock, or Triple H. I aint yo huckleberry no mo'"

>the board that complains about the current state of wwe all the time and how it never changes
>rides brock’s dick and keeps eating wwe’s shit on a platter
lol

get werked

lol

remember when Raven said "it's easier to work the smarks than the marks"...this is what Dean is proving. All he has to do is tell a bunch "Vince is out of touch...fuck WWE" stories and you idiots eat it up.

for all the shit he's talking about WWE, nobody would know who the fuck "jon moxley" is without WWE. He's always been a garbage indy wrestler and this is the same guy that was a low level jobber in TNA.

> a single tryout match = jobber

Raven is a genius.

we've *known* Vince is out of touch
but one guy on the internet's opinion vs another guy on the internet's opinion doesn't mean much
one of Vince's top guys confirming everything that we've known for years, now that *does* mean something

makes sense, his promos in the outlaws were raven lite.

didn't make it past a TNA workout
>Vince is holding me back

Yes. Exactly

Based party brock working this dimeless simp from something that happened 3 years ago

Couldnt even make it in TNA, he should thank FCW, NXT and WWE

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Brock was one of the most over babyfaces in WWE, then they did the storyline about Brock not giving a shit about WWE to get Roman over with the fans. All it did was convince the fans that Brock actually doesn't give a shit about WWE. Now supposed smart fans think Brock literally hates them all.

Vince is out of touch and fuck WWE.
There's nothing fake or a work about that. Sounds like you use mental gymnastics to cope, drone.

He's basically saying exactly what smarks want to hear. It's pandering. I would have been surprised if he said something new. Like i said, it's easier to work smarks than marks.

I could understand all the seething he's doing if he came into WWE with the resume of some of these guys like Kushida and Finn Balor, people we already knew, but Dean Ambrose was literally nothing before WWE. What's going to be his excuse when his trash ass matches don't move the needle in AEW?

You're talking to a board full of teenagers who think Brock being wacky and random is cool and funny instead of lame and terrible.

like i said, it's easier to work someone like you. Dean Ambrose is trash all around as a wrestler, but he says
>fuck Vince
now yall like him. lol

Are you saying TNA has a higher bar for quality than WWE?

Shave, shower, weights, sex, and a clue for you

>Brock: spends pretty much his entire wrestling career as a main eventer in the biggest company in the industry, even left and went to UFC to be a champion before coming back and getting pushed even harder in WWE
>Now imagine someone that looks like Moxley comes up to you and starts talking about lighttubes and getting a sawblade run across his forehead for $25 and a hotdog and wants to do the same spots with you

Yea...if I was Brock I'd tell that indy shitter to fuck off too.

He didn't even say fuck Vince. He just said Vince is to blame for the bad writing and direction.

How original and clever. I can tell you are one of the cool hip guys on Yea Forums because you know the sweet memes. Fag

They took a shitter like moxley and made him into something decent, then put him in a great group.

>getting a sawblade run across his forehead
It was a fake blade you mark

semantics.

t. Brainlet

But user, being a contrarian is BASED and REDPILLED.

Fake or not, if some shit head tried to talk you into doing that spot when you already have millions in the bank, would you bother listening to that shit?

>Deanetty worked into a seething shoot by the goat

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XD

Gotta imagine it'll be pretty awkward for everyone backstage at the next raw/sd house show

Absolutely BOILING

>I aint yo huckleberry no mo
Oh god. Did Dean-o the white homo really say that?

Absolutely. Word for word.

this is the type of stuff Vince was stopping him from saying

lol

deanetty seething. party brock living rent free

Worked into a seething shoot, slugger. What's wrong virgin, ya seething? ya fuming?

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>nobody would know who the fuck "jon moxley" is without WWE
you can't be older than 15

That's what he said because he was too embarrassed about almost killing himself for a hot dog. If you actually watch the match you can clearly see the cut that the blade makes. It's not just moving the blood around, it's very clearly a new cut.

...

Yea Forums is full of ESL retards from India.

I'll never understand how a person can be so warped about one company to think what they're currently doing with Bork is okay.

Lesnar is paid more than anyone else, hardly shows up and when he does show up barely moves the ratings if at all.

Dean still sore LEsnar didn't want to take a wacky clothesline before F-5ing him into oblivion

Tell me how he's wrong.

wait you mean the guy who brock no-sold wrestlemania is bitter against him?

>Dean: Ok so here was what I was thinking I was watchign this old Takahashi vid the other day so we take a box thumb tacks and pour it all over the ring right? Then I come out and i have barbed wired wrapped around both arms like some thai kickboxer meets Clive Barker shit right? You read Barker? I jerk to that shit. Then you come wearing a fucking viking helmet and have a shield because Im with the Shield right? So it's like you're trying to get in my head and you're armored up and -

Brock: Suplex City bitch. Then F5. Get some more towels for my dressing room on your way out.

>This samefagging Vincel

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Having a problem with Brock is the biggest sign of being a mark. He is unlike any of the chumps that wrestle today and being upset he’s not on RAW every week wrestling Bobby Roode is the dumbest shit imaginable

>Based DJ Brock works some user into such a seethe he needs to mass reply
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

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Look how DBry went at Brock. That match could be shit tier for anyone else. Remember Vince wanted Dbry to be the first citizen of Suplex City not Cena. But Dbry was injured. Dbry came back and worked the david vs golaith angle and came out looking stronger despite eating 54 german suplexes and having a history of concussions.

Then there is Dean here wanting them to roll around in garbage and do the Ambrose Asylum Jerihoe match 2.0. Just because Dean has an idea doesn't mean it's a good one. Brock was darting boarding himself with shooting star presses when Dean was jumping off his roof onto mattresses so there cant be any "Man Up and be hardcore" cuckle bullshit

Imagine thinking Brock would go 100% with some fag who pulled out a chainsaw as his spot in their match

WWE sucks but Brock Lesnar isn’t ruining the company. I liked everything Dean said on the podcast other than that. Brock is the only star left in wrestling, BROTHER.

You didn't answer my question, retard. Tell me how he is wrong about Brock.

I did you simp.

Lesnar draws more than fans looking for carny red neck back yard brawling antics. If the biggest draw in the company doesn't like your idea of fighting with bits of balsa wood and tacks it doesnt mean you mope and say he is lazy. It means you have to learn how to work with him. People forget Brock has worked with Angle, Rock, Guerrero, Taker. He didn't come from the anal depths of CZW. Suplex City doesn't have an on ramp in that part of town.

Absolutely buttdevastated that Lesnar sandbagged his trash CZW throwback

youtu.be/eQhjUz5LLMc?t=52 The saw spot was fake as fuck, Jon confirmed it

>Lesnar draws
Not if the ratings for this week's Raw are anything to go by lol.

Jon "Dean "Permanent Anal Devastation" Ambrose" Moxley

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Bork Laser is the best part of WWE right now, especially when he only just learned that the contract lasts until next Money In The Bank

Yea UFC or WWE don't think he draws.

You couldn't draw a dime if I gave you two nickles.

Deanetty still SEETHING that Brock dindn't gave a shit about his WM match

EDrones are retarded more news at 11

No one draws anything anymore for this sinking Titanic of a company.

He's not a draw and hasn't been for at least two years.

Must be why Khan and Cody were willing to give their former carny turned star Dean a blank check.

>*makes loud chewing noises into the mic on a podcast*
>FUCK VINCE

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Spreading the suffering you feel, or even attempting to do so, is neither excusable or intelligent.

Ultimately you'll get better results by literally shooting yourself in the foot

In other words he's right

I have nothing but respect for Jonathan Good/Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose but it's not wise to burn bridges. What if the AEW thing flops? Then what? Honestly, AEW only took Dean because Cody wanted to stick it to Vince and Triple H. Roman and Seth are gonna have a better career 10 years from now compared to Dean. Shitting on WWE on Jericho's podcast was unwise IMO.

Get the fuck out, Vince will always bring guys back if they want to come back just because in his mind it proves they needed him.

UFC is fake

This shows you know nothing about Vince Kennedy McMahon, he gets super hard when he gets people who hate his guts to take his money and work for him. Ex: Dusty Rhodes and Bret Hart.

never underestimate just how petty vince truly is.

You couldn’t think of shit to say. Just stop faggot.

Vince will but triple h won’t

This is true. he brought back EC3 afterall

Cringe. Did you find this on plebbit?

He barely mentioned Hunter, he basically pegged every creative problem he had on Vince since he is the one that has final say on it all. The closest negative thing he said about Trips is he was a shrewd business man and he thought he might have done a shoot promo on him in the ring at one point.

HHH is a master politician, there was a meme where, HHH tells a dude that he talked to Vince to get the finish changed so the other guy goes over, but Vince refused so HHH has to go over, there was nothing I can do dood...

Damn never knew Dean was such a mark

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>Doesn't want to get shoot injured right before he plans to fight in the big leagues
i see nothing wrong with this

>didn't make it past a TNA workout
What the fuck is this pajeet shit

Brock is based and doesnt watch any pro wrestling. Jon Moxley is cringe and watches wrestling in his spare time

based self hating wrestling fan

Brock has done his work years ago, he can be afforded whatever he wants to do now. Be honest, when Rock left, he held the place down firmly for a short while till Cena came along.

Having a problem with Brock, is like having a problem with Austin or Rock or Hogan or Taker.