What’s her gimmick?

based, good truckin feller

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Does she do porn?

Getting raped by Europeans that took her land and killed her family

Keep on trucking, brother

her gimmick is that I wanna pillage her village, vagina, and asshole

Absolute fucking cringe

working conquistadors into a shoot

He's such a tryhard.

ok.

When you have the guns, it's only the names of the territory on your map that dictates the difference between taking from and colonising

>you're a Portuguese simp living in a ship in the ocean for months with a bunch of other guys with little food and full of illness, then you one day arrives in Brazil and see this
Wat do

ensure that my genes survive at least one more generation, then drink myself to death after failing to cope with the guilt because of my moralfaggotry

Stick a flag in the ground, scare the savage off and begin plans to harvest all natural resources.

No way brazilian indians were that hot back in 1500s. The one in OPs pic is probably mixed.

Guys,I have never had sex with a prostitute even tho I am a truck driver.
I feel like i am letting you down.
One time my truck broke down and a man honked his horn at me so I walked over to his car and threw a bottle at him. It cracked his windshield and made his daughter cry,so I hope that counts.I felt really bad about it and lost sleep to the point that I put others lives at risk.
Here is a pic of a cat aggressively winking at [spoiler]you[/spoiler]

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>a man honked his horn at me so I put his life and his daughters at risk
autism

Keep on rollin' and may your 8-balls be untainted.

I don't think miscigenation as anything to do with it, it's just modern alimentation and gym

Lol why would you do that? What is wrong with you?

>It cracked his windshield and made his daughter cry
bruh...
well as long as you seem to realize your mistake and suffered for it you've learned a valuable lesson and I'd say it's time to move on and set forth a good example for the world, that's what life is all about, from that experience you can be an even better person now

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Why does Cheese look like such a retard in every photo he's in?

please do not insult cheese

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you're only helping my case here.

time to make raep

fpbp

Waiting for him to go senile before eating him

kek

Hana Kimura taking her gimmick too far.

spontaneously ejaculate into my underdrawers and pass out

I'm not sure but she appears to be an indigious brazillian (amazonian indian) and they are based as fuck so I think her gimmick is dimes.

I was parked,in an industrial complex.
He intentionally came up behind me and laid on the horn.
Truck was broken down and he said he would kill me(I didn't believe it) if I didn't get out of his way.
His words "Don't worry sweetheart,I got this..HE MOVE THAT FUCKING TRUCK OR I WILL KILL YOU!" He said that in front of his daughter (6-7 years old).
I don't know about you but I think it is impossible to push a 40 ton vehicle with locked brakes.
So after he threatened me a few times I walked back into my truck,typed in the emergency macro (I think its 40?,been a few years) then I threw a snapple bottle at his car.
[spoiler]Not trying to sound like a tough guy,I back down from almost everything.[/spoiler]

Reminder that brown women are made to be conquered by white cock.

That's still a weird way of handling the incident. You could have tried to talk him down first, After that if he was still being a cunt you threaten physical violence upon him. I'm guessing you threw the bottle at the car because you didn't want to slap his shit in front of the little girl.

I am not a violent fella,I am easily forgettable.
>realize your mistake and suffered for it
I suffered,I feel like a jerk,yet I was trying to do a job.
This dude works 9-5,I work January-april,then part of april-august.
He said he would kill me because he took a shortcut and would not change lanes.
That was one bad day,truck driving is not bad.
Winter time mountains are not fun but it's actually pretty cool. [spoiler]Podcasts are a must[/spoiler]

Absolutely worked and seething

cope harder wh*teoid

Is that dogs name cheese?
Or do you just like cheese?

Can it be both?

Bro, Cheese is Kairi's wiener dog and official King of Yea Forums

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I hope so.

what'd he do after you threw the bottle?

Thank you.

>delusional whiteboi thinks he can handle it
OH NONONONONONO

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she only wants to get pregnant with healthy mixed race babies

Me getting her pregnant with little half goblinos

Nigga she could be a 200 pound goblina but if she is the only female you have seen in 8 months deployment goggles will make you see her as the sex goddess in the pic

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He left.
Didn't even close the door to his car.
So I sat there,terrified,waiting for the police.
Cops,never showed up.
I sometimes wonder why he didn't call them.

Just to be clear,I am not a tough guy. This was a moment that I will never repeat.
pls enjoy this pic of a cat hugging a baby duck.

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breh

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based wh*teoid taking "credit" for shit other crackers did.

Sometimes I go on the internet looking for goofy stuff then I see these pics.

I'm not surprised that this gets me going, but I'm still a bit disappointed in muh dick.

perhaps he realized he was being a bit of an asshole himself
thanks for sharing your life experience with us tonight fellow aspie

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wish I had a friend in these trying times

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Whatever you say bro, I'd rather love a relaxed life with a caring wife than some needy skank that complains all the time, fuck the white race anyways, the world is better without them.

based

you will always have a friend here on asp

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Imagine colonizing her and raising a family haha. Weird idea I know but I'm just throwing it out there lol

Typical barbarian behavior.

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Ooga booga wer da indian women at?

Having my children.

based user waiting an hour to post this while the board was down

Who is this? This isn't one of those traps right?

I hope so