SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

>goes and gets food during the shane wank segment

Disgusting flabby Asian fridge prostitute.

I bet that feel really good

Damn so this is what they're doing instead of coming to the show. I can't blame them for not showing up

NO REASON TO BOO KEVIN DUNN

>extremely talented kevin dunn

KEK

YOUR REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED KING OF THE FUCKING MONSTERS

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Based mommy daughter tag team

there are a few reasons to boo kevin dunn shane

>NO REASON TO BOO KEVIN DUNN

> wasting quads being a fucking faggot

Based Truth saving this shit segment

Don't you put a dog in the yard when it's been a bad boy and pissed the fridge or something?

I legit thought someone was jumping the barricade for that Texas better than Oklahoma comment

I have smoked myself into a mark

Run Truth run!

Based Truth putting some life into this shitshow

BASED ELIAS PUTTING OVER TEXAS

TRUTH NO!

Based Truth, Saving the segment from mediocrity

Is it wrong to fantasize about seducing Sonya and turning her straight?

Fuck the midwest. Can't wait till they go to a smark city so we can hear some based AEW chants.

Oh shit

>drew wins 24/7 title but everyone runs from him
I'd mark

>They didnt have Mella be the one to beat Truth for the belt

bullshit

FUCKING BASED

BASED ELIAS

>Are you kidding me nigger?
Woah Shane, this is a PG show.

Not at all

based
24/7 title gaining clout

unchecked

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>that look from Drew

way to bury a title

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

AEW ON SUICIDE WATCH

is this elias's first title? even counting nxt?

And now the 24/7 title is ruined, and Drew looks like even more of a fucking simp than usual. Fuck this

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Jesus. I thought the 24/cringe title couldn't sink any lower...

I’m sad

>Elias first title is the 24/7 belt

How buried is he?...

the only prostitute here is you

>The New champ 24/7 is Elías.
>Best Smackdown ever.

Elias finally won his first title

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yeah lmao

Chuck looks different

NXT NEVER COUNTS

>24/7 title
>24/7 rules can be suspeneded if Shane feels like it
These writers have actual brain damage.

you can see the botox marks

NASTIES

Charlotte looks like she had some work done on her face

>you aren't mjf
what did he mean by this?

Lacy leveled up Charles promo skills

Based Team BEANED

That was based.

I want to be the chorizo in this blonde babe sandwich

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Oh my god these two dixie thots still crying about becky shut the fuck up you bottle blonde fucktards go and fucking kiss already

Charlotte stealing Lacy's dimes gimmick? WTF

If the crowd wasn't already dead Bayley just killed it.

This is the first time I've ever felt like there was a WWE title that made you into an instant joke no matter where you were in the card before

Oh my god, Charlotte looks like a corpse during a funeral viewing

what the fuck?

>title is defended 24/7 except when we say no

NOT KEVIN DUNN'S FAULT

He was a complete jobber in NXT because he can't work and that is a workrate fed.

Pancakes.

That was the best promo Charles has cut in forever. Based Lacey elevating the roster.

I'm going to jerk off to Bayley

Why are you guys watching Smackdown when the Pokemon Press Conference is on?

>Chuck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP FUCKING UP DREW SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE SHOULD BE IN THE MAIN TITLE SCENE NOT DOING SIMP WORK LIKE THIS

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Yes girl orgy with fire n desire and the Iconics. Book it

>SmackChads

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he's the one in charge, so....

It is?

>24/7 paused
>random r-truth/roman team

everyone in back has brain damage

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Mcintyre is shit and has always been shit.

>The 24/7 title is Velcro is fake snaps
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING JUST

The what? It is a good time to shitpost on /vp/?

>Charlotte

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

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based Chrisley returning to save Smackdown

>AEW wows audience with fantastic joshi match
>WWE answers back by shitty diva matches and no kairi/asuka on tv again

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I want a fat asian gf

Best Bailey coming through

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Same. The marks are on the couches at home now

does Bayley usually wear the Young Bucks ring gear

Plastic surgery

Blessed trips delivers, see you fuck bois later

That is a very... soft body.

Who?

>CHEESE?????!!!!!!!

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So is the universal title

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I didn't know

>bailey jay in current year
take the daisy pill

Wait till R Truth pins Elias and wins the 24/7 title back

can't help you there but here is an average American fighting an average Asian girl

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HOLY HNNNNNNG GONNA NEED A NAME FOR THIS THICC JAP SLAMPIGGU

>short promo to start
>followed by an actual 15 minute wrestlng matching
>24/7 title shenanigans
>D-Bry sighting
>Mandy Rose wins
>based Elias is the new 24/7 champ

SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN

Shayna BAEzler is best waifu

link me up senpai
I want to get back into pokemon now that the games will be played in a big screen

Fuck yeah

you should attend the have sex conference

where you been, nigga

mojo and aleister tag team when

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new Tough Enough season when?

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HE'S A HEEL AND HE DOES HEEL THINGS YOU FUCKING SIMP. IM TIRED OF DING DONG DIDDLY SMARKS LIKE YOU THINKING YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT FOR POINTING OUT THAT WRESTLING IS FAKE AND GETTING MAD AT THE WRITERS INSTEAD OF REALIZING THAT'S THE POINT

>Becky and Nikki win the tag titles in Stomping Grounds
>Charlotte and Lacey vs Becky and Nikki
>Charlotte/Lacey win to get 50/50 booking, to make Charles Grandslam and to give Lacey a title
>OP pic related to Main Event to fight Alicia Fox and Mickie James
now you know

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tell me about it

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Hi Big Slime

Just look up Pokemon on Twitch

Whos the janetty here?

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Damn I would ride that until she exploded on my prostate

>The dark match before tonight's WWE SmackDown at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma saw Ali defeat Buddy Murphy in singles action

LOL Mexicans

Truth and Roman is not random, they are buds

Nobody wants to see R-Truth and Roman Reigns tag team

why the fuck would they do this

I still remember the first time I ever saw this. Nuts for days.

I do not believe that the Saudis asked for Lars vs. LHP.

BRAP LIKE A LADY

LIKE A TRANNY
TUCK LIKE A TRANNY

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Working my dick into a shoot

I'M COMMIIIN

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just fuck up my Murphy senpai

There is literally nothing about Bayley that says champion

Godzilletty

Was that really you in the dress?

the nigger

Based 10 year old

Getting conflicting opinions here.

Kairi/Asuka vs. Mickie/Foxy on Main Event
holy dimes you just sold a million WWE network subscriptions

I kind of do

Her belt says so.

CUMOLA/10

Pffft
Pleb.

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>entire concept of the belt is literally you can be challenged 24/7
>ITS LITERALLY CALLED 24/7
>HURR NO WORRIES ELIAS NOBODY CAN CHALLENGE YOU FOR NOW

MOMMY

Lacey works me into a sputtering shoot

>Ali vs Murphy

and why didn't they put this on TV?

based Main Event jobbers

>Stomping Grounds

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who is she

recommend me good or mediocre 90s music to listen to instead of watching WWE lads

>Lizard who withstands missiles vs Monkey who dies by bullets.
Kongnetty.

Shane needed the TV time.

What's her name?

based and cumminpilled

THIS COMMENTARY IS SIMPLY BASED

is it just me or is charlotte looking cute tonight?

Charlotte is cute

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tfw Lacey Evans will never dominate u

see

All they would have to do is have one random jobber try and attack him and have Drew glare at the guy who then runs away. Solves the problem while protecting the belt.

I'd fucking love to get in her dress if you know what I mean.

Wow I'm really into this and enjoying myself I can't wait to see what happens next...

And for the second time a wrestling show was ruined by the Chucky doll. At least Bayley didn't get outpromoed by it

Godzilla is going on to its 36th movie. Kong has 8. You do the math!

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You alright

Is Charlotte ok

Charlotte sounds High.

>cutting to commercial right when charlotte walks up on bayley
absolute state

So if the 24/7 champ breaks his arm, all the challengers can still jump him?

She seems....off tonight

Charlotte is fucking horrible on commentary

thinking the same thing

lacey spiked her tea

>Giant Nuclear Lizard
Jesus
How many Roentgen causes THAT?!

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shes horrible off of it too

That wasn't tea. She's got the alcoholic gene in her

High on taco dust

Andrade brought the Green in today, ese.

this should've ended 5 mings ago

3.6

I hope to see Bayley slowly turn heel

Charlotte is on coke right now or weaning off a little bit

my hombre

Yes, or else give it up immediately

Best corner baseball slide by Bayley in a long time

can women ever win with anything other than stupid rollups?

wtf I used to think Bayley was cringe but now I think Bayley is based and Charlotte and Becky are cringe

subtle racism against byron is getting to her

Well that's not great, but not terrible either.

I hate that no matter how monstrous Charlotte looks she always makes me so fucking hard. There's just no way that fucking her isn't incredible.

FEET ALERT

She should just stop doing it since her ass gets in the way

Did she have her bailey buddies in the entrance tonight? I wasn't watching

was paying zero attention until the very end and saw Lacey sitting after being defeated and that yellow on her bra legit looked like her tit was out

lmao well, that didn't last long

too much botox

big foot to the face

Post lacey putting Bayley in the brap press

>taking Charlotte's raw feet directly in the face

I'm gonna be fapping for hours

Anyone got that shrug by Bayley? Thats gonna be a fine reaction imagr

>smalldick detected

This. Roman even commanded the whole lockeroom to sing happy birthday to Truth some time ago.

GET MY HEELS

soon

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GET MY HEEL ,ANDRADE

>Charlotte's bare feet
My deek is feeling weird toward her now in a weird way

that Dispatch stuff reminds me a lot of Jack Johnson tbqh (not so much a bad thing he's better than a lot of people)
holy shit Fastball, we always somehow end up listening to 'the Way' when me and my friend get drunk every few months kek, I didn't know they even had another video
never heard that Pumpkins song but don't believe I had that album
I'll listen to them all in completion now because WWE has been horrible this week

Killings is almost 50 and has a better body than 90% of the AEW roster.

>another boring triple bitch and randy promo

so was that a face turn?

247 is a basedmidcardbelt.no shitty Chinlock matches.

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Jericho has a horrible singing voice

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was she was in "that" condition?

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black don't crack

I don't know and I don't think they are gonna tell us

I bet you sickos liked looking at charlotte's feet

it's going to be the same 5 minute hhh orton video package again isn't it

Was Judas by Chris Jericho
Based or Cringe

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AEW

Well I'm going to Watch Godzilla 2000 & then Shin Godzilla.
I don't think I'll be missing much this last half hour.

I thought they just wanted an excuse to put Lacey in a pull apart hockey brawl because that's the only thing she's good at, but then they didn't even do that.

Idk, WWE is too galaxy brain to understand

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only good as his entrance music imo

He sounds like what you would expect a parody comedian voice to sound like if they tried to sing.
Which means you can’t take him seriously at all.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMM JEWBERG WILL REST IN PEACE

Mmmmmmmmmm

Somebody has to stop him, he's going too far poor Xavier

cringe in the real world but based by wrestling standards

MMMMMM Goldberg

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Based evolution.

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Shin Godzilla is great man. More of a horror film

So are HHH and Randy gonna come face to face at literally any point before this match? Fucks sake

Well no reason to watch ram now

The entire album that Fastball song is on is excellent, despite The Way being a commercial one-hit wonder.

The Big Tunes Billy song is from the (excellent) soundtrack to Lost Highway, which is a top 2 David Lynch movie.

at best hhh comes out to cleverly mention hotdogs and outta nowhere he came!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm golden grahams.......

Based Christian

aeiou

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Only one more week and then they can be done with this video package

This would have been hype a few years ago but Trips can barely move now and his last match ended with his tits popping off the bone

BADASS

This promo just makes me want to watch when wrestling was good lmfao.

>numetal being anything other than cringe

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>No need to cut actual promos when you can edit 20 years if promos into something coherent

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That was my first cd. Our class took a field trip to Boston and I bought it at a sam goody. Then moments later my first gf dumped me and I cried on the bus ride home listening to that cd.
The cd had too much Indian shit from what I remember? It’s been a while

Kek someone post the pic of him trying to flex his pecks with Stephanie in the ring

bafed

why is he talking like Razor Ramon?

I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

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Totally looking forward to SuperShowDown from jeddah, parts unknown

This will probably be the only good match on the fard

when Seth Rollins eventually defeats Balor, he will be the Demon Slayer

brand split is over

Did they cancel the Kevin Owens show with Dolph Ziggler?

>fard

BASED WWE KEEPING INJURIES KAYFABE

HA HA! BIG DOG time!
>tag match

fuck.....

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Andrade is getting better. Charlotte must be a good teacher

>allí these obese persons that stand up to boo Roman

Based Big Dog making the world a healthier place

holy shit that was a legit good English promo from Andrade
he's getting there

>loses MITB
>loses to Ali
>IC Title shot
?????

Based big dog

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kek

Does Roman lose more or less than Cena did in the late 2000's?

CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS?!?!?!??!!?!?

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>balor vs almas
BASADO

Not hard when she only blows you if you wimper in english

He's actually trying to learn english dropped that extra shit from his name and is not going the full del rio route I'm proud of this guy.

You can't have some sexy goblina speaking for you forever if you expect to survive unless you are named Rusev. Although I think Andrade should have gotten Aiden English to boost him to top of mid card.

Based Shane o mac

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better than Kofi's at the start of the show

Yea so I've heard
It'll be good prep before KOTM.

Andrade's English is getting better. Charlotte is probably teaching him.

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>24/7 title is the mainevent instead of smackdown champions

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IN A FUCKING BULLETPROOF VEST

white pussy is a powerful motivator

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Fire Walk With Me being Number 1 of course.
Blue Velvet in at 3.

Vince told him to learn English so he's taking classes

>English in place of Zelina when they do the synchronised rope taunt

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for every minute of English he speaks on live TV that's one more minute of pegging he'll get when the show is over.

Drew

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based murderous black lady

Andrade already cut a better promo than Charles. Charles on commentary was a god damn car wreck, is she drunk? why did she keep repeating herself?

>20 years if promos

based as fuck taste

didn't know there were zelina nudes

KINO

Is this the last match?

she's just shit at improv
she was fine during the scripted tea segment
Lacey is also unironically better to play off of than the actual commentators.

Take me back to the good days of Yea Forums in 2016

no, there's one more match with me and you're mom later tonight

I didn't go see the Purge and I won't see this spear chucking shit either

wayyyyyyyyy more

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Blue Velvet? FUCK THAT SHIT! Mulholland Drive!

WHENS LIV

NEW THREAD

Baley needs a meme taunt.

>they mistyped one word I'll show em

He's learning quickly impressive.

she smol

another fun house!? yes!

Old

oh shit youre right its last nights

They're all pretty meh.

worked

First, her?
Second, faggots.
Third, Ella Hollywood.