RAW gamethread #5

No girls allowed

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Pitstop

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>AYY LOOK AT ME

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oh is this a match? are they actually going to wrestle?

nth for yowie wowie

>becky vs iiconics
>again

>first match is a women's tag team match
holy fucking based

>the man

Just tuned in, how many wrestling matches did I miss?

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>72 minutes of TV time so far
>2 minutes of wrestling
>first actual match is a woman's tag

Are they actually trying to kill all interest in their company?

based boipussy

she can do that to me all night

Yowie AEWowie!

do eeeet

Based Vince trying to kill wrestling in the west as a whole in order to take down AEW

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CZECK EM

Give me some wide gal or some actual muscle

First pop of the night and it’s for Becky. Meanwhile on Twitter she’s trying to get fired

I wanna cum

thicc Bailey >>>>> thin Bailey

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K I N O A L E R T

NIGGERS

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>zero (0) (zero) 0 wrestling matches

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not even close, brock is fucking great

ding-dong diddly roll

aite

Based wwe. 3.0 ratings next week,

Hate boring chinlock matches we gotten since 2004.

rollin'

The first match of the night and it's the Man. Oh fun.

rollingggggg

roll

>Memorial day
Chances of Cena showing up?

Rollin

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Based Brock drawing 5 gamethreads in just the first hour

word life

Attude era is back. Less matches.

rolling blindly

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GIVE ME CHARLY

Imagine Bayley with Bailey's gimmick

rolller

I'm only watching for FireFly Fun House

Damn. AEW spoiled me a bit too much. I have absolutely no drive to stay and stick with this.

I feel free. Like I don't need to watch anymore. This must be what it is like to actually have the beginnings of other options being a reality.

Got id love to be sissy fucktoy maid

you mean the roll pictures

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gimme Trish

when is she getting a shot at the AEW women's title?

Here we go again

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based

At least Bray can finally get shit finished up for his promo.
Then he gets to suffer because the writers are fucking Godawful

*rolls downhill*

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Cena wouldn't touch this shit with a ten foot pole

>Still no Baron Corbin
Must be saving him for the hour 3 dimes

Bailey is good in any shape or form.

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You mad faggot? Go cry about it.

new IIconics gear FINALLY

Quads or death

>Jobber entrances for the tag champs
Cringe

>Stomping Grounds

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alexa please

I know this gets said every week but seriously I think this might be the worst Raw of all time. I know I know this gets said all the time but this Raw is god fucking awful. Does Vince just not give a shit anymore?

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i thought becky was supposed to be picking her next opponent

Did Shane really used Jericho's new finisher?

>swamp crotch powder is a sponsor

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I want to _____ Peypey's _____

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So has this been the RAW to kill AEDub?

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>she

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>Kairi & Asuka go the tag division so they can have something to do

>BECKY gets to take up the God team tag spot anyway

WOW

Did they weirdly dim the lights again?

pls Maryse pls Maryse

I hope the tv network cancels raw lmao

See deadcrowds for the wrestling. Turn the matchrs into brawls plz.

He was just there?

Becky looking kinda nice tonight

For fuck's sake, the ONLY guy who can save this company is Velveteen Dream.
Strap him to a rocket, go TV-14, and give him the strap. He's the ONLY legit character in years, and he draws blacks and gays. Let him be 100% kayfabe. Bring in Hogan as his fucking manager, too, if you really want to.

"After watching AEW, I feel 2 years old watching this" -My Wife

It’s so fucking hot when a guy finally admits this

How is a rematch to a boring match from last week going to draw viewers??

What happened to the updated one?

Nikki's titties are too cute.

BASED

>Still no Baron Corbin

did you miss what he did to AJ

PEDOMOD BTFO

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The Money Effect? yup

EAT PEYPEY'S ASSHOLE

Literally just been in a backstage segment attacking bible AJ

Goddamn*

Currently Vanessa Borne and Natalya in my personal harem. Rolling for Sunny.

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Reminder that AEWtits are ok with shitting their pants and stinking up their section of the seats and making the other fans want to vomit.

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swallow peypeys shits

Thats hour 3.

They don't do that until the 3rd hour

It was Nikki Cross mark

I want to SUCK Peypey's DICK

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It's Nikki Cross chants user.

If ya hate WWE ‘n’ gonna spam AEW shit then GTFO ‘n’ rewatch DoN trolls. Toxic edgelord fucks.

Same for toxic WWE fucks. STFU ‘bout AEW hate

Enjoy wrestlin’

BASED

sniff her pits

Damn Peyton looks good in a purple outfit. Billie's still looks the same.

oops we shrank roman

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rollll

rollin

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>NWO shirt
Based Wolfcuc defending the E and Nash by violently shitting all over AEWtists

shut up fag

rrrooolll it

>the Shiitconics

Sasha did nothing wrong

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It's like Vince wants to leave HHH/Steph/Shane with nothing once XFL starts back up in 2020.

2 matches on the show so far, one of them was not even a match and the other is a womeme pointless tag. I'll be sticking to Tuesday Night Dynamite, thank you.

This one girl I know sent me some pictures of her feet and wanted to give me a footjob and have anal sex tonight but I had to say "no bitch Firefly FunHouse is gonna be on and Based Big Dog might show up". Told her to leave me alone, stupid bitch.

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Sorry, I’m not actually even watching lol

I tuned 20min ago and the first match that I get is a fucking tag team womyn wrestling match

Cant fucking wait for AEW

You know they only did that to hide all the people leaving last week, right?

It wont happen again this week

I'm starting to think we need a separate "if you actually want to enjoy Raw, come here" thread, because it's literally impossible to have any discussion in this thread tonight. Every comment is either complaining about "how bad" the show is (even though it really hasn't been bad so far), or people going, "DAE think AEW is better, they're going to do so much better than this shit."

I loved AEW, too. It's all I thought about all weekend, but do we really need to take over the entire Raw discussion thread with it?

gtfo yourself

Diddly

I seriously hope on of the literal indie shitter get signed to aew. WWE May have fart jokes but actual puke and period blood would be ratings suicide

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is the girl like a dean ambrose crazy person gimmick?

did peyton get hurt on that

We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that'll never ever end

this but unironically

MCGREGOR CONFIRMED FOR SMACKDOWN

dean who?

stop being a pussy

I'm genuinely surprised not one fan has jumped the barricade with a weapon in all these years

I mean how hard is it to sneak a shiv into a show nobody cares about

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don't you mean make them triangle choke on your cock?

Isn't he balding

BASED SANDNIGGERS KILLING EACH OTHER

I am disgusted

I seriously hope you get a paycheck for saying shit like that

Yes me to brother

the only gamethreads where no one bashes the show right now are impact threads. Become an impact chad

I'd love to choke on her cock

A lot of complaining, not a lot of channel changing.

Do something about it. Turn it off. Fucking hell. Why would they change if you keep watching shit like the first hour thinking "Something will change soon".

You're part of the problem. Just turn it off.

idk why you guys expect every stadium in every town in every state is just going to be filled and sold out, WWE does so many shows weekly there's no way they are going to all sell out. WWE sells out every single time they go out of the US

Giv Thiccie Cross gf pls

Please God give me just a fucking midcard match. What is wrong with this retarded writer crew

Don’t give Livposter any ideas user

They pump drugs into arena to make crowd sleepy

>it hasnt been bad so far

edrones are crazy

Enjoy 0.7 ratings.

bit gay

Rollio

ah.

AEW good
WWE bad
Unironically though.

No pig fucker anyone who is legit complaining is doing so because they love wrestling. We remember a time when we looked forward to RAW as a highlight of the week and for years it proved able to entertain us all. Sure there were rocky spots but generally we had years of entertainment.

Now look at it? Its a fucking chore to watch just like WCW became. Hell ive quit watching before for far less than this but now ive actually got an alternative again. Damn right im going to compare them

Truly the Smash of wrestling.

Not when it's a feminine penis

samefag

>Worked by reddit posting
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Nobody left but loser smarks.

because most people would rather not spend 20 years in prison

It's not the writers. It's Vince.

You ain't gonna make it here with the wolves kid

rolle

If Kabuki Girls lose their tag title spot to Becky Lynch I am unironically fucking done with WWE

discord tranny

If you wouldn’t fuck a trap you’re literally a homo lad

Some people bald some people don't I know you're just doing a meme or w/e but it's silly to talk about somebodies looks, especially somebody who probably is a hell of a lot more successful than you socially.

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Crowd's really into Becky tonight

>BECKY! BECKY! BECKY!

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Big pop for becky.

Toldja nobody cares about bodyslam and chinlocks.

>this worked up over a reddit post
Get a clue ya dweeb

yes, what is a work?

becky is so fucking awful

Rollins

DAT BECKY DIVE HOLY FUCK

God Becky is so bad and nobody tells her otherwise since the women's division are self-marks

enjoy your ban

fuck off to your cancer ridden gook generals

>that new finisher

UH OH LOL IT'S A ROCK BOTTOM

I would totally bottom for that

squaredcircle is that way fag

>the absolute state of that Rock Bottom type thing Becky just did
jesus wtf

Post more thicc Bailey pls

>those screams from Peyton

Imagine what she sounds like in bed.

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Oh fuck there's still an hour and a half.
I could watch Happy Gilmore in that time.

Memes aside, the whole The Man thing is pure soi and gay

>second rope dive

christ how awful can Becky fucking be

That's not what samefagging is ya fucking newfag geek

Based nWo pants shitter making himself at home

Based sable jr

No I mean he is legitimately balding, and it's not a good look if you're trying to look like a woman

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BTFO

Hope its good

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BEX OVER AS FUCK

I was cringing the whole time she was moving. Jesus christ

Please give the strap to Lacey

and she climbed over the top rope from the outside to get there for some reason

worked kiddo

based revival burial incoming

Revival are ding-dong diddly less generic.

thats it?

This is legitimately one of the worst Raws in a very long time.

you're too dumb for the internet, stay away from Yea Forums

Well whoever it is they need to fuck off Goddamnit, I actually like some of the jobbers but they won't get a fucking break.

Nikki Cross literally botched like 3 times in a row during that finish. I thought she was supposed to be a decent wrestler?

joshi > divashit

PLEASE POUR CHILI ON PEYTON

Stop having the god damn champs lose every match every damn week. You making the title not worth anything.

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So over "come out for five seconds to make Bex seethe" Evans

What the fuck was that she got no height on it

With neckbeard redditors yes. Too bad when they go on road no one shows up.

Maybe it's not that WWE is shit but that wrestling in general is shit. I think I'm starting to remember why I stopped watching twenty years ago.

thought Nikki Cross was going to be a crazy wildcard goth girl, but she's just Becky's good friend

Rollerball ricochet.

>Guys, guys! Let's go have hot dogs!
I didn't think they were going to take a direct shot at AEW but there you go

oh god not another food fight

SHES FIENDIN FOR THE WHITE COCK

Thanks dildo!

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food fight

problem e-drones?

literally what is this

>be wrestlers whose gimmick is they don't do flippy shit
>still fail because they have no character
Really makes me think

Stop posting trannies homo

Unironically have no interest in watching WWEMEME anymore. This shit is boring. When does AEW regular weekly shows star?

it's wwe

Rollerino

Didn't watched the women shit

How was Nikki? was she looking thicc?

PEW

Her botches weren't as noticable

this.

PLEASE POUR HOTDOG JUICE ON NIKKI

nigga if he fights Cesaro again I'm turning this shit off

Philanthropy is the future of marketing. Its the way brands r going 2 win

I'd rather watch Bailey Jay shit on my chest than WWE.

Johnny .caesero

stop being a toxic misogynist okay???

So it's the Usos' block party because only minorities have block parties?

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PEW

P
E
W

kek

Balding is literally one of the easiest god damn things to fix in life. And women go bald more often than men and it's more common for them to lose hair in life earlier than male baldness.

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WHY TE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT EDY THEME SONG?
HIS GIMMICK IS LITERALLY "I'M HAPPY TO FLIP HERE". it just doesn't fit his gimmick

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We went from a kino joshi match to this slow af match. LEL

explain to me why

ricocringe

>HOT DOGS

WWE broke confirmed

Now you remember The Hart Dynasty

It's WWE payday

October.

>fights
oof

Holy dimes

S q u a s h e d B e e f
The Revival are still 100 with WWE esp after the Bret thing. It will be revelead later they accepted a slightly better good deal.

that font
thought it said pescano

rollll

owned

Its the womens tag titles. Sasha left because she was pissed that they werent allowed to do anything with it despite being allowed to defend it on "RAW SD and NXT". Its been defended like 3 times

DAMN

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>50/50 booking
cringe

>Ricochet vs Cesaro again
they're doing this on purpose

whats cesaro's gimmick now?

LOL

*thunder noises*

whats this guy's gimmick?

Who gives a fuck? All these bitches wear weaves and wigs anyway

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>it's another firework sound effect so they zoom in on the wrestler so at home you're supposed to think it's an actual firework segment

looking like a cheap moxley rip off

AGAIN!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OMG Finally, someone worth a shit...

and it's a rematch.

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>no more bar
>no more ambulance theme

I want Cesaro to join Ring Kampf.
Bring Walter, Ilja and that other one up from NXT UK.

Nice no chinlocks

>5oz of toppings have been added to your account

JUST GIVE CESARO THE REAL AMERICAN THEME BACK

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>hotdogs
AEW AND WWE ALLIANCE CONFIRMED

roll

This is the first Raw I tuned in to in over a year. I can't do it. You anons who watch this on a weekly basis deserve a medal. This is hurting me physically to watch

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Goodnight user

You saw them tweet all night about DoN right?

Lars runs in to interrupt, Lucha house party beats him off

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How long until Ricochet fucks his knee doing his stupid superhero meme flip?

HOWLING

Being a bald European

Aew wrestler

:)

>not a rumble
>literally 50 fucking men battle royal
Are they at least going to put multiple rings together?

have sex

ricochet sucks

I THOUGHT THEY WERE DONE WITH 50/50 BULLSHIT

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why does he have this generic theme now? why no more alarm thing

HOLY FUCK WWE IS BORING AS FUCK

THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING BAD JESUS CHRIST

based cesaro finally got rid of the wee-woo shit

>WWE SUCKS
>NO WRESTLING
>literally puts on 2 of the best wrestlers in the world
>ITS NOT AEW
seethe more incels

he's a cyborg, but also James Bond sometimes

I wish I could say it's not always this bad but I'd be lying

Sickening

New

New

New

You’d like that, wouldn’t you?

Is that Jack Soxley?

Literally working yourself into a shoot the pic

you have no idea the pain I go through

>50/50 booking

I just can't bring myself to give a shit. Wins and losses mean nothing. Every week it's the same matchups.

I can't watch this shit anymore. It's all so tiresome.

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the shitposting generally helps but tonight has been quite painful, you picked a hell of a night to watch

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no thats jim boxley

Shut up faggot you watch gay porn.

>The
>Money

Oh no no no

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thank you for this

Look I jack off to trannies like any other red-blooded american male, but you lost me at "a lot more successful than you socially".

I am not sure what you are using to define that but I think your parameters are off.

I stopped watching after they canned Enzo and completely butchered their RAW 25 episode. I have the network for the ppv's but even then, 80 percent of any given PPV is fucking boring too.

They don't use pyro, the titantrons are all autistic shit because i guess it takes effort to spend 20 minutes splicing up some cool movies and scary looks.

It's just so bland, so boring, my 12 year old kid doesn't even like this shit and hes a little faggot who likes everything kids like.

It's bad TV.

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