RAW Game Thread #4

>in no rush to save his family member

>This submission puts wrestlers to sleep in a couple seconds
>Jobber taps the whole time and is fine when he's released
what the fuck, this jobber just buried Shane's offense

this is what it looks like when vince panics

>1 hour in and nothing but SmackDown Live! superstars (oh and Drew McIntyre).

he was doing crack

You know I never really noticed it but yelling out your finishing moves name...or even having a finishing move in general is really cringe....

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I thought the Revival Ucey Hot RAW was the worst of all-time.

This tops it by a mile. 2 minutes of wrestling in 60 fucking minutes

He had to go to the production truck and ask them to play his music first.

Damn. That was the biggest pop I've heard this past week.

It took less than an hour for AEW chants

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>AEW chads and staceys right now

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W-we're still winning r-right, Rawchads?

basd big dog

This show is so bad let's do another round.

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How long before they start airing Attitude Rewind Matches in full, during RAW?

vince, as always, will see the fans as the problem, and take it out on the fans.

commercials

Gotta see if the youngster can run with the wolves

Is this legit the worst RAM ever? Amazing that this was the best they could come up with after DoN.

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my favourite raw in quite some time. everyone is having fun.

Why are there not fucking Goddamn midcard matches? How fucking hard is it to fucking do ANYTHING that involves wrestling? Holy fuck.

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>overcoming the odds

>buying a ticket to a show you hate
literally why?

roll

Anyone got THAT ASS fan from Dolph vs Kofi?

>show Shane and Drew running away backstage
>cut to break
Gonna bet when we come back from ads, the camera will still be following Shane around

I'm not going to make it to the end.

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Vince blows a gasket and sells off WWE in rage by next year calling it now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

idk why this made me laugh so hard

PEDOMOD AND REDDIT BTFO

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>Corbin has a match tonight
Why tho

Actually there tonight...
Did Vince silence the AEW and “This is Awful” chants? Cause they both went on for a while...

hello maryse

R-Raw feels really strange tonight guys

Where has Roman been the last 15 minutes? Why did he let cuz get beat for so long?

who do I eat out tonight?

I hate the fucking Superman Punch, at least the Spear actually looks like contact is being made.

rollins

ROLLINGGG

Is it just me or is Rene somehow even MORE annoying than usual? It's like she's on crack and five cups of coffee

Who’s eating my ass tonight?

Dean's face in this pic always gets me

92 is supposed to be Nash

why do they keep saying a week from friday is the next ppv? is it 1 week or 2 weeks from now???

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roll

another blind roll

rollan

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cant wait for the 24/7 segment

rollin

röll

in all seriousness what would it actually take for shareholders to take action against Vince?

eating the logs of shit of:

based

SMACK truly is the best show

Based. Fuck pedomod and reddit.

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is it bad that out of all of them I want to fuck Nia Jax the most?

Feels good that wwe will die by the end of next year.

This isn't even bad in a fun way, it just legitimately sucks and is putting me to sleep. I want to see how bad this can still get but I can't stay awake

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What's amazing is how hot the crowd was at the beginning, and they managed to kill it all in under an hour. Vintage WWE

Not participating, don't see Santina on that list. Sexiest woman alive

This is the first RAW I've sat down and watched live since about 2007. Is this really what it's like now?
Nothing has happened.

who am I cumming inside tonight

KEK WHAT A BITCH

roll

It's usually worse

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK VINCE?

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I want 24/7 and Bray, then I think I can bail. Though I'm not sure if Bray will actually show up or if they'll give him more time off cause of the baby.

AEW is just going to be another no-name promotion. You think for one second that average people are going to literally take the time to remember 100s of new wrestlers names and stories and everything? Average people go to WWE because everybody is familiar with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Rick Flair, John Cena, The Rock, Stone Cold, etc.

they can BARELY keep up with the new contemporary WWE wrestlers, nobody is going to invest time in AEW, especially since they have no weekly show

Rollo Yollo

Never was before. But WWE has somehow made it.

nice
i'll take it

One week from Friday

Filtered

This is ding-dong diddly great so far

Yes. Literally 2 hours of fillers. Maybe 1 hour of wrestling if at that

Why didn't he just lift up the cage?

11 days

>$2500 headphones

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wait a sec. they were advertising AJ styles earlier..

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Outside of Punk and Bryan nothing has happened since 2009.

absolutely based

based

please

>more promos
LMAO

i feel like this is intentionally worse than ever because they want to show they don't care about the competition

They see me rollin'

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I've already collected Vanessa Borne for my personal harem. Rolling for Dasha Fuentes.

Literally no one understands what made wrestling popular anymore.

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They see me rollin

roller

he's injured

BASED BROCK

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He's out due to injury

losing money, falling stock.

seriously, as long as the money comes in they could care less about the product

TRANNIES INFLATABLE DICKS STARDUST YOUNG BUCKS DEANETTY LMFAO OH NO OBESE TRANNY WITH MAN TITA HANGING OUT LMFAO WTF

BROCK!!!!!!!

Roll

anyone else thinks this I got the power theme sucks for raw

Plans change :)

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So...is there a contract in between the speakers, or...

i’m lost what is this

Oh im sure that will pay off in the long run. Just like the Billionaire Ted sketches to show us how little they cared about WCW

they are LITERALLY redoing the first hour

YES.

Did the show just start over?

losing money

I just watched his match at new orleans and it’s crazy how they’ve done absolutely nothing with him on the main roster

they killed Brock's new gimmick pretty quickly. At least he's making 10 million tonight

this exactly, and Vince has so much money he can just keep it going no matter how bad it's doing, it will ALWAYS do "just good enough" at least.

post funky town

>THERE'S A REF IN THE RING PLEASE DON'T TURN OFF THE TV

>Bork again
The fuck?

Rollin for MOAR BORK

>All this comercials breaks
I think there's legitimally something going on, maybe rewritting the show as it goes because it just feels strange today. Maybe it's the AEW fear. I'd say not enough people to fill timeslot but they showed everyone in the Usos's party.

All of those names you mentioned retired a long time ago, why would they watch current WWE?

I wouldn't even put that past Vince lol

>if they made the show better it’s because of AEW
>if they change nothing it’s because of AEW
Holy cope

ANOTHER.
FUCKING.
PROMO.

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YOU ALREADY OPENED THE SHOW WITH THIS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS AGAIN FOR? IT'S ONLY AN HOUR LATER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY SHOW?

i'm just trying to find ANY justification for this mess

The time loop!

My god, this is hilarious, what the fuck are they doing ?

This briefcase shit is getting old already.

>LET'S GO AGAIN

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OH NO NO NO NO

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and when they end up on POP tv getting 300K viewers then what?

>Brock now holds the speaker side towards his ears
>During the whole first segment he had it the other way around
kek

kek what shitshow

are they purposely trying to make the show as bad as possible tonight?

I'm not meming here, where the fuck are midcard events? How hard is it to throw out Bobby Roode or the like to do a match? Why is there so much Goddamn talking? I get promos and shit, but come on.

goddamn brock is cringing it up by extention vince

CRINGE IT DOWN

Brock is Picking the Intercontinental Champion or some shit. I bet.

really. we're gonna pretend brock is wrestling on raw?

>an hour in
>just a Shane jerk-off match

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I just fucking watched this.

Didn't they mess up in the Shane segment also?

Wait. Did they restart the show?

IT'S THE GROUNDHOG'S DAY OF TORTURE

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That’s it. Fuck this show. I tried.

So many fucking promos , give me some midcard matches or something

Seff will kill this company

THEY ARE DOING THE SAME FUCKING SEGMENT AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCM

BEAST BOX BITCH

BEAT BOX BITCH

>seth ruining another brock segment

>it'll be an hour and a half before a legitimate wrestling match

BEAST BOX BITCH

>beat box
it's a boom box
beat boxing it making noises with your mouth

yikes

roll

>REEEE WHY DIDN'T ALI WIN

It's between the green and yellow LEDs you dope. Don't you know anything about Pro Wrestling briefcases?

If Kofi comes out I'll kill myself

I guess they convinced Seth to stay after all.

Make the fucking switch.

youtube.com/watch?v=utNZFCVhGOw

Reminder that AEWtists who hate the E wasted money on buying E tickets just so they can chant and shill AEW like retards.

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BEAST BOX BITCH

DR.STRANGE CHARACTER DEBUT FUCKIN INCOMING LADS

is he ok?

I think Seth actually tried to walk out. Lol.

How is Seth Rollins baby dick skinny crossfit nerd top guy in WWE

This is horrendous. I'm tuning in to see if anything would happen to Renee, but the first hour has been horrible TV. How the fuck do you still constantly watch this in 2019? Fucking trash.

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what the actual FUCK are they doing??
it's like they're TRYING not to have any wrestling on the show tonight

IT'S A BEAST BOX BITCH

have Brock and Seth leave, then have them come back to do another promo, WTF IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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seff is such an unlikable geek

>watching RAW instead of the Stanley Cup
you deserve to be disappointed

Seth is such shit. I hope Brock buries this dumb spic down to the midcard.

More Big Cock Brock bois

BEASTBOX BITCH

>that black guy saying BEATBOX BITCH
absolute dimes give him the ding-dong diddly greenlight vince

This is the segment that lasted 20 minutes at the beginning of the show . What the hell are they doing bros?

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>beatbox

even the world champion can’t distinguish what a boombox is

Holy shit there's literally not even a single midcarder getting featured tonight LOL this is amazing

Guys I think I'm seeing double segments.

If Seth wants to know who Brock's gonna cash in on why would he interrupt?

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BEAST BOX BITCH BASED

>wah wah wah coward

Fucking hate that word. Do you call guys a coward in real life after 10 years old?

rollllll

It's never been this bad, has it? I stopped watching around '06 and I remember midcard matches and pushing new faces. This has been the Seth Brock Kofi show and I don't get it.

>Vince dropped his script and the pages got scrambled and he's redoing the first segment on accident

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Brock is hilarious

>Jasethy absolutely SEETHING like a faggot
>Promo is still complete cringe

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KEK BROCK NEVER KNEW HE HAD A YEAR KEK

Don't get Seth. Won dirty against Bork, acts like a so-pleased-to-be-here face. Some long term shenanigan, or am I getting my hopes up?

>he didn’t know

KC is too forgiving. Philly, Chi or Brooklyn would've shit all over this by now.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

WHY ARE THEY DOING THE FIRST HOUR AGAIN?

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There must be a ref in the ring at all times for the 24/7 belt

SCREW YEW

Based Bork not watching RAW so he has no idea of the rules.

BASED FUCKING BORK

BROCK PROMO
BROCK PROMO

BROCK THE SHIT POSTER

JEWS BTFO

This show has literally been nothing but mid carders, the fuck are you talking about?

What’s the point. BOSTONWINSLOL as usual.

You just called yourself that word. No need to insult you.

Is anyone but Kofi, Brock, Seth, and Roman getting featured tonight?

KEK BASED BROCK SLAPPING THIS JEWISH RAT

Are they testing how bad a show can get while still retaining viewership? who booked this crap?

>Brock almost got jewed by Heyman
El
Oh
El

gibe foxy

UTTER BASES

>nothing happened
What was the point?

Yes? Are you retarded?

Lance Anoa'i

>Brock didn't read the contract
Based Brock. Fuck reading and fuck books

B A S E D

Absolutely based. Brock doesn't watch WWE he doesn't know this shit.

and so, once again, the crowd doesn't get to see a match

brock and paul are funny thouh

It just keeps getting worse

Lmao brock didn't know he had a whole year.

yikes, we'll see Bork next year.

as a MO fag I can say we don't get much entertainment our way, please understand.

>Brock just realized he has an entire year to fuck around
Based

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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And heeeeeeeere come the JOBBERS

BROCK JUST NO-SOLD SETH'S PROMO AND MIC DROPPED
BROCK OFFICALLY THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WWE

STARLIGHT KID WINS THE 24/7 TITLE!

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Shane, Drew and diet Roman

kek based Brock

BASED BROCK

holy fucking shit im legit laughing my ass off

Went for a beer run. Last thing I saw was Shane and Drew in the ring. What did I miss?

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This is unbelievably bad. I hope those fans demand a refund.

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apparently brock is a retard

brock doesn't read the fine print

MELLA'S BRAPPER GOOD GAD

12 months of boom bork lads

Brock is BASED.

where the fuck is she? this is fucking boring. I WANT BEX!!

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Brock dancing at the start of the show and Brock now have been the only good parts of the show so far

is carmella the 24/7 title?

How about just pussy?

roll

Save us Truth. You are literally the only good thing happening on RAW right now

ok brock just now realizing how much time he has to decide was pretty funny not gonna lie

>ywn give Carmella a piggy back ride

Wyatt.
Please GOD, Wyatt. He's one of the few I'm actually sticking around for, fuck.

Are they legit fucking with Rollins? He looks so pissed.

BASED TRUTH

BASED R TRUTH SAVING THE SHOW WITH BROCK

Brock in the Bank >>>>>>> Universal Champ Brock

BASED BROCK LEAVING SETH STANDING IN THE RING LIKE A SIMP

I spoke too soon. Based Truth

GONNA HAVE CARMELLA RIDE ME IN MY LUCID DREAM TONIGHT LADS

I am so confused by this show

roll

accidentally saw a bit of a match there lol

fuck becky cringe vince better not fuck over the iiconics

NATALYA PLS

KEEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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Why don't they keep the 24/7 title going longer? it's always short stupid little spots, they need to change the hands of the title more. People are going to get bored.

she's a cutie.

literally FUCKING NOTHING

Why cant they film "during the week" vignettes where R Truth has been ambushed in his hotel, restaurant etc etc.

carmella rides black men

I love Brock Lesnar

>30 second for the jobber belt
>not doing fucking anything with it
Oh my God I want to die.

>Never rest
ironic shirt

That's why you have a Jew on your payroll

Hold ur arm so we know it sting

what the fuck did graves do to his head??

lol I bet you drink bud light

>almost half way through RAW
>1 squash match

He's unironically a fantastic briefcase holder. It's a perfect position for him.

Look at all that cum in Renee’s hair. At least now we know how she still has a job.

Corbin is the best.

FUCKIN TOLD YOU

>Becky Lynch
Annnnnd i just changed the channel
Goodnight bros

>HAHA HEY LOOK GUYS THE 24/7 TITLE HAHA ISNT THAT FUNNT THEYRE FIGHTING FOR IT RIGHT NOW LOL!!!!

Garbage.

Fuck all of you marks this is genuinely entertaining

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KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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obviously to fill out a segment you brainlet

Ted Turner had more money than Vince, Yet WCW is just a memory and WWE is still the top wrestling promotion in the world

did anderson just fuck himself up running shoulder first into the boards?

based trips

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DOCTOR CORBIN IS IN!!!!!

the way the crowd popped for Roman and Seth and now divashit, they deserve this terrible show

Gif that slap to Heyman

Bruh Becky’s looking thicc af

Over an hour in

There hasn't been a single real wrestling match yet.

big pop for Bex

brock blueballing the audience
that's about it

>24/7 title
>Nothing happens with it when the shows aren't on
why? they always talk about their social media stuff, the 24/7 title should create tons of content for that

>first real match is Becky

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Time to change the channel

Based medic putting the fear of god into Corbin

Don’t get worked, Jesus fuck

We waited for one hour just for a women's """"""""wrestling"""""""" match.

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someone post the channel changing gif

He shaved it?

Becky Crinfe

cringe

this crowd honestly has grounds for a refund

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Baron Corbin is slowly becoming the best heel on the show

.....where is the wrestling?

What the absolute fuck is going on.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK.
I'M FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW.

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That would require creativity and actually putting in 3 minutes of thought into a segment

Where the FUCK is Bray

Lads, this is worse than WCW in its dying stages. What the fuck is happening? They have some of the best talent in the world, yet the only person who has had a match is Shane.

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It's like a strange wave has washed over RAW tonight
Even Michael Cole looks like he has something else on his mind

That's based tho. I don't wanna see pointless match for 15 minutes

New Thread

DID YALL SEE THE WWE FAN WITH DOWN SYNDROME? KEK

Just tuned in, how many matches did I miss?

Can't compare our matches to DoN if there are no matches

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That did it? Not the hour long Brock shuffling over nothing not Shane wrestling local talent?

That'd require effort and might actually be entertaining, the antithesis of RAW

>Beko
Welp, fuck this. I'm out.

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KINO ALERT
KINO ALERT

Shut up faggot

oh yippee,It's Sucky Lynch

Yup, tab closed. I cannot believe ysome of you still watch WWE programming on a weekly basis. It just fucking sucks. enjoy the rest of your shit TV for the next 2 hours

becky no bra fuck yeh

First pop of the night and it’s for Becky. Meanwhile on Twitter she’s trying to get fired lol.

HUNNER IS A GENIUS

This. Also when they bow to Vince and cheer him every time he's on, only to complain about the company. Fucking hate these type of fans

kairi/asuka can't get a match with champs but becky can two weeks in a row

Wait is this the first match of the night? IT'S BEEN A FUCKING HOUR

Finna

Did Truth become the champ on Smackdown last week?

>Bruh Becky’s looking thicc af

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THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING RAW OF ALL TIME IT MAKES A RANDOM EPISODE FROM '93 LOOK LIKE THE ATTITUDE ERA

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Ol Dumpy Lynch

and Vince almost went bankrupt going up against them and only won because of their incompetence combined with being a huge company that hated wrestling while Vince had plenty of ideas to steal from ECW

Brock Lesnar is the mvp of this RAW

If it's pointless that's just bad booking

ya never heard of a buzzcut of course you haven't ya long haired greasy kissless virgin jabroni

I dont know man a creative team of like 30 people might not be enough to produce that much content

Becky Lynch is so cringe

thanks. see you tomorrow

Kek

He won it on raw last week

We gotta know when to let go and I think its October

Cole has looked like death for years now, Vince must haunt him

Either that or Vince is trying to lure them into a false sense of superiority so he can destroy them behind the scenes

If the FUNHOUSE segment is good and leads to something all will be forgiven

...

Giv thiccie Cross gf pls

bow down to the king

>They have some of the best talent in the world
If that were true then it wouldn't be boring

Damn. Bex looks good

roll

>this was vince's answer to AEW
jesus christ

it just goes to show how shit the top talent is currently

take two, rollin