RAW Game Thread #3

What do you fuckers define as wrestling? Legit matches, or brawls? Because there was ten minutes of talking tops

>Shoutout to people who have served in the military
>Immediately followed by them plugging their PPV in the country that backed 9/11

Based raw

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TRANNIES INFLATABLE COCKS STARDUST AND DEANETTY LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

RAW GENETIC TALENT

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RENEE STILL THERE LMAOOOOOOOO
VINCE DOESNT CARE
AEWTISTS SEETHING

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I'm worried for EC3

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Free us from this torture.

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All memes and shitposting aside, most of us are in agreement that this is one of the worst starts to Raw in its recent history, right?

It's like they're doing it on purpose to show that they don't even acknowledge AEW.

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YA SEE
IN THIS INDUSTRY

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I'm very optimistic about the future of pro-wrestling

WHEN'S THE RENEE HUMILIATION

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It’s someone who was more entertaining and attention grabbing in 20 seconds than 40 minutes of the fucking television show we are watching

it would be fine if the story wasn't shite

YA SEE ORTON-UHH

An American

>Kofi and seth open show the same way as the night after wrestlemania over a month ago
>brock doing nothing of consequence
>ziggler with another assault
>Shane and Drew being butt buddies some more
>it's been 40 minutes and nothing new has happened
Nice re-run you got there drones

Anybody else looking forward to the new 3rd hour?

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>have a million talents signed so nobody else can have them
>people arent seen for weeks at a time
>give 30 minutes every show to old ass Shane Mcmahon

This is infinitely more entertaining than RAW right now

911 was caused by obama and afgistan.

...

God damn I hate that Hambeast give me more Chrisleys fuck

Evolution promo what year is it?

at least 30 minutes epics rated 5 or more stars by dave meltzer you fucking edrone retard

mmmmmmmmm, you don't wanna mess with this roll.

YA SEE Yea Forums

40 FUCKING MINUTES AND STILL NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MATCH

based wwe putting itself out of it's misery

She's a cute.

A cute!

they keep telling the same story AND the same matches!!

we've been complaining about RAM before aew was even a thing, go back to your sub ya simp

one day he'll win on main event and things will get better for him

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At this point I'm more than happy to watch highlights from 20 years ago than whatever garbage they've been showing so far this episode.

BASED ORTON

>another 5 minute promo video

jesus christ what is going on

If you ever want to know how bad Triple H is, just remember he managed to make a stable of RKO, Batista and Ric Flair dogshit.

CODY

>AEW fans - why don't you just stop watching RAW? Instead of watching and moaning about it. You don't want to be here. We don't want you here. Leave this thread.

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He's gonna fucking colombine the locker room

based user posting the same thing twice

its memorial day, so they assume nobody is watching anyways

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm wanna mess with them.

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>an evolution rewind
Evolution is why I stopped watching years ago. Good to see nothing changed.

Peace out.

watch how i win

Matches kill ratings.

rolling

WITNESS ME

Also I was about to /r/ this, thank you user, God's work bro.

The worst since last week huh

Serious question, why do you guys still watch this? This is godawful. You guys still watching, do you legit think it's good? This isn't even "its so bad its good" this is just bad and boring.

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>story telling
What fucking story telling? Onions Ziggler and the same Brock cashes in on who shit that's literally a rehash of the past week? Wildcard rule? I could go on but I'll let you E-drones fucking cope.

kill me now! Have Jax, Kong, or Naomi fart in my face.

Why does HHH get a 3 minute video package for an irrelevant match with no buildup?

>43 minutes
>Still no actual wrestling match

Yikes

Trump voters are un-educated and vote against their economic interests.

45 minutes in. Still no wrestling.

Bravo, Vince. Bravo.

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Roll

ROLL IT DOWN

>Everyone the past 48 hours: HOW IS VINCE GONNA RESPOND TO DOUBLE OR NOTHING?!
>Vince: *responds by doing nothing for the first 40 minutes of the show*

Rollin' Reigns

I missed the first 43 minutes. What happened?

kys

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Seth legit walked out.

I'm in

Didn't Corey throw to a memorial day video? Swear they they were talking about that before this played

I watch for these threads

blind roll

BECAUSE HES THAT DAMN GOOD

based

kek

rollin bith

Sexy rina

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You break any chairs sitting down lately dweeb?

>complain that WWE doesn't build up their talent
>do promos and brawls and backstage segments in an attempt to build up characters
>complain that there's no wrestling

>more matches with the best talent
>complain that the matches are meaningless

Legitimately what do you people want?

why does HHH still get ppv matches nobody asked for?

Go back

>crowd mumbling and yawning
based vince keeping the crowd white hot

rollllll

>AEW fans posting about a show they 'stopped watching'

Pathetic.

BECAUSE HE'S THE FUCKING GAME

>HHH is going to over Randy in a week

Yikes

I feel sorry for the people who actually paid to watch actual wrestling tonight.

>no AEW chants yet
WTF

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Ya seethe?

>45 minutes and still no wrestling

Give me somebody with a juicy ass

They want to complain. The iwc was a mistake.

I'm extremely high test so I'd fuck all of them, even the fat and ugly ones or the scary, crazy ones like Luna Vachon.

Having *said* that. Give me prime Sunny and give me her now!

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Ok how do I watch AEW? This is terrible. My drunk sister just walked in and is making fun of me for watching this shit.

Fuck you. I for one am glad HHH is still wrestling. One day he's going to retire and you're gonna realize what you're missing. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Why do you say that?

not a fucking parade of the same four promos and video clips from 20 years ago

I hope I get AJ

run while you can

literally no wrestling has happened

>what kind of man can strike down another man's father?
Didn't Shane beat up Miz's dad during their feud?

rollz

Just started watching. What have I missed?

Based Vince working the indie manlet marks

It's nice of them to include a recap package to explain to new viewers from AEW why WWE's ratings are in the toilet.

Thats the point. He's a heel

cope

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what's up with Shane's neck bro.

Hey its Skippy McMahon. A totally credible pro wrestler and not a sweaty 50 year old grandpa and totally someone that should no-sell finishers on a chair. I totally buy him standing right there next to Drew

First hour has literally been spent on building SD feuds

Wait so are the crowd legit just sitting there watching promos?

rolling

Worked

Somebody text me when Bray is on please.

There's not going to be one match until Hour Three

Imagine if Renee licks someone else's feet for once!

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Everyone laugh at this complete faggot

>still obsessing over roman reigns punch in the smackdown draft

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The crowd is dead. Maybe that is Vince's plan. If the show is so bad the crowd won't even bother to chant AEW.

>cucked e-drones not hijacking this show and shitchanting

yikes

good promos, brawls, and backstage segments instead of bad ones.

It's been almost an hour and there hasn't been one match

THIS IS THE WORST RAW OF ALL TIME AND I FUCKING MEAN IT THIS TIME YOU FUCKS

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shane stop

>47 minutes into RAM
>not a single wrestling match

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THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING

NO MATCHES? LMAO

Am I the only one who heard Graves going "I bet it's going to be some top elite talent"?
Also 45 minutes of absolutely no wrestling.

We're just seeing how that senile retard will react to getting BTFO by AEW. Not well, so far.

They specifically chose the Raw after AEW's first show to be in some midwestern shithole where there are only obese casuals who haven't heard of AEW.

Imagine if they'd done the show in Chicago or New York or something.

The Rock is coming out

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This show is fucking boring.
I'm fucking done with this shit

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worked by CTE Shane

i'd love to see the second and third hour ratings of this mess

Here comes wildcard Roman Reigns for like the 4th fucking week in a row

>8:49
>No match yet

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will do mate

Why does the show feel so weird tonight?

COMMERCIAL

this show sucks

just something that is entertaining. I know it's a lot to ask for

The greatest raw in the last 10 years

they just had a match brainlets, and they're about to too
still 2 matches in 60 minutes is a bad ratio desu

we just keep it on in the background and shit post.

rolling

Superfly Snuka

Come back to impact EC3

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RAW

so they kayfabe didn't book any matches tonight?

nope, they were listening to shane's theme the entire time

Yokozuna was billed as Japanese you fuck

THIS IS BORING

>THIS IS BORING chants
LMAO

>Dolph Ziggler

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McGregor is the only one who can save WWE

Ratings prediction ??

*gets Toni Storm*
not juicy enough

thank fuck for ads

something more like the attitude era. everything's too sanitized and polished and the wrestlers look like theatre kids.
wwe is lame and has no balls now

>there people who honest to God think WWE isn't going be overtaken by AEW when they put on shows like this

Seth left the arena 30 mins before the show started. they announced hulk Hogan to come out but the New Day immediately threatened to walk out so they have been scrambling ever since.

I thought this was a wrestling show?

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THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING THIS IS BORING

Rikishi, even worse

>91
>Vanessa Borne

Holy ding-dong diddly BASED!

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if any of you seriously thought vince might do a single thing different you're insane oh my god another fucking ad break

this is boring chants. again. wwmeme is finished. stick a fork in em

>hes coming up next
>commercial
FUCK

Based sports entertainment who needs matches

Or no one gives a shit about washed up bingo hall hacks?

They are all pretending that the aew show didn’t happen and they are blatantly panicking

Who's butthole are we eating tonight???

I can't watch this bullshit anymore. I thought that DoN would light a fire under Vince's ass, but apparently he's content with killing the company. October can't come soon enough.

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>another commercial break

lmao they really went back to commercials after he finally stopped talking

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Vince playing the long game by killing off all interest in wrestling so that the entire industry goes under then he can revive WWE with his billions

>the fuck am I doing with my life

>this is boring

yikes. that promo was a mess though

I'm entertained by how bad this is. This is amazing. I hope it gets worse

In the same way you can sue a venue/TicketMaster if a band uses a backtrack and isn't actually playing, can I sue WWE for advertising a wrestling show and failing to deliver?

>Shane does literally anything

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New Jack spotted in the parking lot.

Expect dimes, and kids crying.

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OP you hero, rolling

By way of Samoa, idiot.

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Just got home, have the WWE been putting on a good show in response to DoN? Shouls I even bother turning on my TV?
Also, rolling.

based

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

you lucky bastard

>shane walks to ring
>shane walks back
>commercial
>5 minute promo for different ppv match
>shane talks
>commercial

just kill me

Literally no match in 50 minutes.

This has to be Russos doing

>E-Drones will shill for this

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there must be something big to happen right bros? theres no other explanation..

>1 hour
>No wrestling
>crowd is chanting "this is boring"

Nah, he's killing WWE so he can funnel all his money into the XFL.

this is literally 60% ads what the fuck is this

we're used to 20 minute opening promos instead a tag match, we're at 50 minutes of promos with no matches. it's just a change of pace that makes it feel weird

Ok bros:

Little Caesar's, Domino's, Marco's, or Pizza Hut?

Based show.

eating the logs of shit of:

This is the correct take.

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*dies*

Damn

Yikes

Nobody wants to see fake fighting /wooo/tists get back to your dying site

>normal american bmi

32 or riot.

yes please roll

I’m actually here in the arena...
>Crowd was actually pumped at the beginning
>It has been 50 minutes of NOTHING...
>People in my section are visibly bored.
>No AEW chants yet...but people have been speaking about it..
>I feel an AEW chant will happen sometime tonight.
>Shane and Drew are just standing around

please!

Imagine him managing black wrestlers

So Vinces response to DON is 50 minutes of no wrestling and another Baron Corbin main event?

BASED BLISS!

LOL WHAT

50 FUCKING MINUTES

who the fuck is this mini Roman?

Hes gonna be trying to book the rats in his alley he lives in after the company goes bankrupt

BASED ROMANS COUSIN

I'm enjoying the commercials more than the show

literally me at parties

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>Shane in the back go to commercial
>Shane comes out then walks backwards go to commercial
>Shane talks go to commercial
>it'll be literally an hour before their first match
FUCK

Oh god please not another samoan

oh my fucking god this is awful

Lying faggot.

Why not all at once you morbidly obese fuck.

It's Mr Bayley!

This.
wwe is just an advertisement showcase

Marco’s. Crust toppers are GOAT.

IS ROMAN'S COUSIN

>comparing a PPV to an episode of Raw that was written and booked last week

Vince is a fucking genius, he made the show so unwatchable that it makes me stay to see how bad could it get. AEW BTFO.

>Response

It's just another RAW. Same boring shit

EC3 made the biggest fucking mistake coming to WWE.

How can Jacksonville compete with this.

all of you absolute plebbit incel faggots have really already forgotten about the first match of the night? seriously?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

ROLL

I feel for him

McIntyre is too talented for this shit.

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>finally have a match
>Randy Hogan-tier shit

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Except it's not entertaining at all.

>everyone hates roman
LET'S GIVE THEM ANOTHER ROMAN

>p-p-people ARE talking about AEW
>I-I-I’m totally at the show

I don't know Marco's, but out of the rest domino's is my preferred choice.

>written and booked last week

The show was still being written and booked at 7:30 PM.

First fight is Shane vs a Samoan jobber....

Tonights match

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FUCK YEAH

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That's Mr. Bayley

LET'S GO ROMAN- wait who is thia

I wanted kairi

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Will they make it to one hour without a real match?

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actual autism

HOLY PURE MCSTRIKES

This Samoan is pudgier than me.

>Shane & Drew beat up a LITERAL WHO

LMAO WWE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
They have NO fucking clue anymore

So this.

It's budget Roman

>Create-A-Wrestler Uso
>the first match
Yikes.

the match still hasn't started.

53 minutes in and no wrestling yet

>another one of rocks cousins

>the samoan BO DALLAS
i can't bolieve it!

this isn't boring..... this is VERYYYY BORING

>last week
You mean one hour ago

Here come the AEW chants.

you mean rewritten an hour ago

FIRST AEW CHANT

Why are Samoans all doughy looking?

rolling

First chant of the night

AEW CHANTS LMAOOO

this literally is going to be a full night of Ant-Wrestling isn't it?

AEW chants begin and Vince fiddles

AE-DUB chants

THIS IS AWFUL

>AEW chant dies out
top kek

AND HERE COME THE AEW CHANTS

OH NO NO NO

It took 52 minutes for the first bell of the night to ring. Unforgivable.

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>AE-DUB
>AE-DUB
>AE-DUB

>this is awful

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>AEDUB chants

HAHAHAHA

THERES THE CHANT

>it's boring
>IT'S DAMN BORING

shane just did jericho's gay elbow thing better than y2j does

rolling

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dear god

AEW chants.
This is awful chants.
Fucking hell.

C O P E
O
P
E

Shane with a Judas Effect!

>AEW
>THIS IS AWFUL

based crowd

THIS is what Roman looks like without the vest?

This is awful chants

What the fuck Vince?

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>AE-DUB
>THIS IS AWFUL
VINCE DING-DONG DIDDLY HAVE A STROKE

This is awful chants

Fuck off stupid faggots.

i can't blame the crowd for being pissed. imagine going to watch some live wrestling and getting this after 55 minutes

AEW
AEW
AEW

>corporate pizza
I guarantee local shit is better 9 times out of 10

>dumbass AEW fags paying a ticket just so they can't chant

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That makes no sense, why would they rewrite it to be worse?

He just shook off the Judas Effect! AEW btfo!
Too bad it led to the triangle choke

>AEW
>AEW
>AEW
>AEW

>ROMAN'S COUSIN
so that"s his name, thanks Vince

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>AEW!
>AEW!
>AEW!
>AEW!

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>shitchanting 54 mins in

lmao cant wait to see how they react to the baron corbin main event

>Drew should be in the title chase
>Instead he's the simp that Shane bosses around
Why are they doing this Drew bros

Jeribloat btfo

shane mocking jeribloat ahahahahha

IT'S DA BIG DAWG

THIS IS AWFUL

>AEW chants already
it's over

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>dat Roman pop
How will AEWtists ever recover?

BASED WWE LEARNING FROM DoN
>"WE NEED MORE RANDOM PEOPLE"

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Fans act the most bored during matches.

Wish smark crowds would just boo properly

Seriously, where the fuck is the Ultimate Warrior

>Big Dog

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Absolutelly retarded. if you like AEW why waste money on E tickets lol.

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>making sense of vince

Chants so far tonight.
This is boring,
AE dub,
This is awful.

this fuckin guy again

rrrrrroooolll it

and once again, the crowd is blueballed out of another match
fucking lel

The first hour centered on Smackdown faces. Kofi and Roman.

>Shane will never die
Fuck

roman lightly jogs towards drew as he stands there for the superpunch

Where the fuck is Miz?

based shane and dolph being the last two people who really care and shit

Stop pretending like the brand split matters anymore

Stockholm syndrome

At least you stopped coping at 11. I just wonder what you said back when Austin turned heel to justify that or when Batista won the 2014 rumble.. You know all the shit thats been going on forever that lead to this moment

>having to watch RAM/Smackdown after getting double or nothing

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Romulan Reigns would be cooler. He's just a fucking schemey star trek cosplayer who sues people.

Do you think they just bored the crowd to tears for 1 hour just so they could get a pop out of Roman Reigns?????

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probably bought their tickets weeks ago

30 minutes of kofi
30 of shane

I defend WWE because AEW Cultists are obnoxious but come on. WWE needs to try harder.

Not him but to this day I never understood why Austin going heel was bad. I enjoyed it.

>Muh working hero sold out like me

>World Wresting Entertainment
>No Wrestling
>No Entertainment

Its because nobody wanted to see it and it made no sense. It was a swerve for swerves sake

1 hour in.
There was only one wrestling match.
It wasn't even a match with 2 actual wrestlers.
Holy.
Shit.

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No they don't.

Based Emerson.

Crowd doesn't give a shit

fuck this imma go rewatch shibata vs okada

Faces always go heel eventually. Everyone does from Hogan to Rock.

They fucking do. Sitting down and not marking out, yet they pop for entrances and dq finishes and beatdowns.

To everyone in this thread, have sex

Only when their popularity is fading

Dean made the right choice....

Hi Russo

Brock is now a comedy routine

Beast Box Brock Party and to end the promo with screw you is so fucking cringe, Jesus Christ wwe is garbage

Please God no

WWE should brand split and have the Smackdown show be PG and turn RAW PG-14.

Then place acts in appropriate places. New Day on SD. Brock on RAW.

rolling for a bimbo

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

I was wondering this myself. Do they just pick someone at random and decide we're supposed to care about their life? I've never watched 2 seconds of Chrisley for the same reason, yet as I understand it he's at least rich or something. This chick looks like a random snicker licker and when she does that show toons thing I want to die.

Come on Lita