RAW pre-gamethread

This is our last stand, e-chads. Let's show them what we're made of.

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E-mailed my mother today to tell her that RAM is the greatest show on Earth, WWE is the big leagues and that HHH should be President. She had tears of joy in her eyes when she brought me my tendies afterwards.

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The Contrarian Virgin
>Hurr durr, I'll watch anything other than WWE because of no reason in particular, u mad Vince?!?!?!?!? xD xd XD

The Loyal Chad
>WWE has been the leader in the industry for decades and I've enjoyed watching it and still do. So I'm going to continue to watch it.

Loyal Chads check in!

E-chads we took an L but we gotta stay loyal GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Here’s a drinking game. Get a 6 pack of beer (your choice). Chug a beer every time you see any male that could be considered a Chad in the audience. You’ll have 5 beers left over and can save the alcohol to play again for the next few weeks.

I'm guessing you haven't seen the AEW crowd, have you?

Rent free man. This is a WWE thread.

I'm actually going to grab a beer and chug every time I'm enjoying the premier sports entertainment show. I'm getting smashed tonight.

>getting smashed
>from beer

Sounds about right.

o boy I get to choose the beer? thanks based user.

>the premier sports entertainment show
Match of the Day isn't on today though, so fuck knows what you're watching.

Retard. Only based chads go to see the shows live. I’d go but I’m too busy having sex with my gf

Goddamn you’re denser than lead.

Really high bros

Lol At Aew drones thinking wwe would change anything about their product. As if they need to change perfection

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I hope to hear the dead silent of the crowd after WWE mutes them for chanting AEW.

people are really gonna watch raw on memorial day?

>Paul heyman comes out and cuts the same promo he's been cutting since 2012

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I wanna see if they have a response. Probably the last time I’ll ever watch WWE again.

Yes and the ratings increase trend will keep going.

Followed by the same Becky Lynch promo we've been hearing all year

where my cozychads at

This a lie and you know it

Don't worry - they wont.

I just hope Wyatt actually shows up, him and Roode are the only two I'm invested in

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO ECHARDS!!

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WWE CHADS STAND THE FUCK UP
youtube.com/watch?v=Oty8vNRepIg

triple h to open the show
>per meltzer

AEW BTFO

this gonna be comfy as fuck boys

I'm here to save WWE.

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Just finished Double or Nothing and am ready to feel the most embarrassed and disappointed I have ever felt watching a RAW.

Triple H opens the show and drags some local wrestler out dressed as Stardust. Power bombs him through a table than smacks him with a sledgehammer.

lol

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based poppa meltzie

Based dracula.

wheres shingo?

When will the build to Goldberg vs Undertaker start?

>*WORKS REDDIT IN YOUR PATH*

When does the show start?

now

Last year via time travel.

OH BOY 3 HOURS OF WWE ACTION ABOUT TO GO DOWN LADS!

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link?

Why is Raw always on a holiday/sports day bros? Why is a PPV always on church day? Does God just hate WWE's ratings?

>ghetto blasts in your path

here ya go
usanetwork.com/

MURRICA

THEN NOW FOREVER

oh fucks sake

WWE having a memorial for their dead company

Based Mad Dog Patton

well lads here we go

If you don’t like it, get the fuck out this country god damn it

>for the troops

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>please join the army and die

Great way to start the show ya fucks

what branch has the best tasting boot??

>memorial day

Great, so theyll really be phoning it in tonight

DUDE HARRY POTTER LMAO

With it being Memorial Day does that mean Mr. America will show up to fight?

baseed clone commander in fire fight in Felucia rip alayaa secura

Love it.

AEW btfo

GAMETHREAD

GAMETHREAD

USA! USA! USA! USA!

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fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.
MOTHERFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEERRRR

USA USA USA USA USA

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haha she crying

OMG ITS HOGAN

youtube.com/watch?v=HS6QeYC13eg

FUCK THE TROOPS

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Based USA chant

Can I die without joining the army? Please?

she seething at how bad this raw will be

No, but there is going to be an American Males reunion tonight

Where's your morals?

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No, Mark Henry was at AEW.

BASED BORK

USA USA USA.

9/11 was 18 years ago, let's move on already

WILD
CARD
RULE

Brock is dimes

>WWE champion is still throwing pancakes
Yikes!

USA

USA

USA

BASED

>USA! >USA!

>meanwhile, WWE has Saudi Arabia up the ass

Yup, I'm thinking AEW won

>Kofi Coonston

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I literally just switched the channel. It had a promising start before that shitty music kicked.

This is what those boys died for

yeah thats a cringe from me dawg

>Renee still on commentary
You fucks promised me she'd be getting railed by Bobbo for 3 hours.

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WE WANT A WOMEN'S UNIVERSAL TITLE NOW

>wild card ru-

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>Cringe Day
so sick of this gay shit

Oh yeah. Forgot about Dolph

BUT IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

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Way to not sell the beat down at all Kofi

me too, memorial day is some capitalist bullshit

kek

>Kofi to start off RAW

awful

>gets kicked his head in
>smiles and panders to crowd instead of wanting to fuck up Ziggler

Vince McMahon fuck sakes

"HERE TO CUK THE WORLD HERE TO KEK THE WURLD"

Ya seethe AEWtist

Fuck the dead troops

>crock
who?

imagine being so lame and generic that you literally base every one of your gimmicks on opponents you've beaten

Fuck the alive troops

What the fuck is this theme

BROCK GOT NEW MUSIC?

is he drunk?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BASED BORK

WTF BASED HAHHHAA

BASED

At least Brock is having fun

DID BROCK ADD A BOOMBOX TO THE CASE?!

lmfao the BoomBox is hilarious. Brock is great.

OH MY GOD HE MADE IT INTO A FUCKING BOOM BOX

BASED AS FUCK
Bork working the makrs

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED WHERE IS GRANDMASTER SEXAY

HE'S BORKING OUT

OH GOD NO BROCK NO DANCE BATTLE AGAINST KOFI LMFAO

Bork hasn't been this entertaining in forever.

based

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Based

Also lol at the triggered redditor that reported this and lol at pedomod

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PEDOMOD AND REDDIT BTFO

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bump for awareness