John Cena is just like us!

John Cena is just like us!

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he’s never kissed a girl either?

Holy cow, if you look closely it says wipes and im guessing Dildo. Would you mind sharing where you got this picture from? Also may i use it?

He masturbates to mlp porn?...

He's attempted suicide twice in the last six months?

he works marks on Yea Forums?

It's not a guess. That's an actual dildo he shoves up his ass. The wipes are for the aftermath

He loves cara?

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>im guessing Dildo
Are you retarded?

He's a wage slave struggling to get his life started?

According to PWInsider John Cena likes to stand next to wrestling figures of himself at WalMart, when people walk by he says "Look its me"

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Don is in a lot of pain

that's based

>imagine parking your GT-40 in the handicapped space at the walmart

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Give Don a hand folks!

kek I actually see him do that

No, I don't shop at a Wal-Mart, it's Target or nothing for me.

don't tell me you wipe your ass with dry toilet paper

>98 years old
>still working
American slavery at its finest

He really is just like us

>USA: 98yo one armed war vet forced to work at walmart
>UK: 20yo morbidly obese sack of shit on government assistance
makes you think, doesn't it

Look carefully under the word wipes, im sure it says dildos but the image was cropped. Also i hope this picture eas taken when he was married to the bella twin, if not then cena might be into gay stuff

kek

He hasn't gone outside in 6 months?

Most of the times yes, i have to admit that i do spit on my toilet paper every once i a while. I dont use wipes because it gives me rash and i dont like the smell of wipes combined with balls sweat

>Americuck calling anyone else a morbidly obese sack of shit

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yeah cause all you white people nations aren't filled with fatties too

hi phil

There's no way around it, that 100% says dildo wipes. I wonder if he buys the name brand Johnson and Johnson wipes or the generic Equate dildo wipes.