How do we fix the AEW midcard?

How do we fix the AEW midcard?

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can someone link this I've looked up AEW cringe comps but couldn't find it

>send jungle boy to the weight room
>send mjf to mexico to get his legs lengthened
>sign luchasaurus
>then pray

>sign Eli Drake
>put midcard belt on Eli
>DIMES

Jack Swagger, Dalton Castle, MVP, Alberto El Patrón, Zack Sabre Jr./Will Osprey, Ryback, a masked uchador & some japanese

Janela, Jimmy Havoc, MJF, Pillman Jr, Orange Cassidy, Luchasaurus if he's signed... *rolleyes* Shawn Spears aka Tye Dillinger

I think isnt bad

>Ryback
Complained about WWE making him a midcarder. Would probably demand the same money that Moxley's getting.
>Alberto
"sorry gringo I can't make the show, family emergency"

The rest I could see. For the Japanese guy they could get KENTA. Could maybe swipe Aerostar or Drago for the lucha. Although they don't want the WWE reject stigma, Carlito, Masters and Cryme Tyme would be interesting.

Why are you pretending AEW's midcard isn't phenomenal outside of your OP image?

Brian Cage.

>phenomenal
Is it?
Not OP, but do tell. I think it looks like dog shit.

Yeah that guy with no legs is going to be great for building up guys for Kenny Omega

just feed him to the tranny

>Scotty 2 Hotty is going to be great for building up guys for Stone Cold

This is how dumb you sound

You're right.

The tranny is going to be great to build up opponents for Omega

>Janela
Who?
>Jimmy Havoc
YIKES
>MJF
Who?
>Pillman Jr
Who?
>Orange Cassidy
Who?
>Luchasaurus
Snorebin-tier
>*rolleyes*
Crinfecronfe

>Chyna is going to be great for building up guys for Stone Cold

This is how dumb you still sound

Give Orange Cassidy the midcard belt. Sign Nick Gage.

Why did they give these two crinfe lords the gimmick instead of based Shhhnary?

Try a little harder, you're so close to fitting in.

SEETHE

Shawn spear said he isnt signed with them, they would have announced it. But he said himself he ain't signed.

Scott Steiner

AEW's top card is alright but everything outside of that is utter shit
Feel free to prove otherwise

You could try as hard as you want but you'll never fit in doorways tubby

I want to fug Blue Pants

Lol he gave up

Most of the guys with the exception of MJF, SCU, CIMA, Adam Page and Lucha Bros aren't ready for TV.

Think about Jungle Boy or the twink with the panda hat debuting on RAW right now and how out of place they would look, they need to outdo the competition.

that makes one of you

im a different guy just laughing at ya seethe

>Adam "my personality is being in a stable of people" Page
>ready for TV
Don't even know who the ding-dong diddly fuck SCU are tbch

>Think about Jungle Boy or the twink with the panda hat debuting on RAW right now and how out of place they would look

AEW literally can't stop winning because everything they do would look out of place on RAW. Think about how out of place this would be on RAW

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I don't think it would, actually. Mox is gonna take some time to fall back into rhythm cause that promo seemed very dulled and WWE-tier.

Ok but that's completely subjective and from what I've seen people are going nuts over that promo.

>people are going nuts
Of course they are they're fucking marks ya simp. Everyone who watches AEW also watches WWE they have very little gauge of taste, they're just excited to see something new happening.

Chyna was more jacked than the midcard lol

Don’t have too

>AEW can look unprofessional, ametuer and just put anyone in featured spots. At least they're not copying WWE!

CAGE

VERSUS

PAGE

that was cringe of the highest order

came here to post based cage. now that that's covered, i nominate Katsuya Kitamura

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Give them 5 belts to fight over. The US, Intercontinental, triple tag, regular tag and women's belts.

Just have the dumb intergender match where that dude loses to Blue Pants and get this embarrassing bit over with.

The Bucks kinda implied at Starrcast that'll be just World, Tag and Women's.

I'm still seething that my boy didn't get called in and that they gave the role to a literal who and some womeme
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Are you Vince McMahon?

Imagine running a wrestling promotion of literally any size and actually booking Alberto in the year of Our Lord 2019. Might as well burn the cash in the middle of the ring.

>their gimmick is that they're cringe af

Ryback is main eventer

in a cage