How do we fix the AEW midcard?
How do we fix the AEW midcard?
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can someone link this I've looked up AEW cringe comps but couldn't find it
>send jungle boy to the weight room
>send mjf to mexico to get his legs lengthened
>sign luchasaurus
>then pray
>sign Eli Drake
>put midcard belt on Eli
>DIMES
Jack Swagger, Dalton Castle, MVP, Alberto El Patrón, Zack Sabre Jr./Will Osprey, Ryback, a masked uchador & some japanese
Janela, Jimmy Havoc, MJF, Pillman Jr, Orange Cassidy, Luchasaurus if he's signed... *rolleyes* Shawn Spears aka Tye Dillinger
I think isnt bad
>Ryback
Complained about WWE making him a midcarder. Would probably demand the same money that Moxley's getting.
>Alberto
"sorry gringo I can't make the show, family emergency"
The rest I could see. For the Japanese guy they could get KENTA. Could maybe swipe Aerostar or Drago for the lucha. Although they don't want the WWE reject stigma, Carlito, Masters and Cryme Tyme would be interesting.
Why are you pretending AEW's midcard isn't phenomenal outside of your OP image?
Brian Cage.
>phenomenal
Is it?
Not OP, but do tell. I think it looks like dog shit.
Yeah that guy with no legs is going to be great for building up guys for Kenny Omega
just feed him to the tranny
>Scotty 2 Hotty is going to be great for building up guys for Stone Cold
This is how dumb you sound
You're right.
The tranny is going to be great to build up opponents for Omega
>Janela
Who?
>Jimmy Havoc
YIKES
>MJF
Who?
>Pillman Jr
Who?
>Orange Cassidy
Who?
>Luchasaurus
Snorebin-tier
>*rolleyes*
Crinfecronfe
>Chyna is going to be great for building up guys for Stone Cold
This is how dumb you still sound
Give Orange Cassidy the midcard belt. Sign Nick Gage.
Why did they give these two crinfe lords the gimmick instead of based Shhhnary?
Try a little harder, you're so close to fitting in.
SEETHE
Shawn spear said he isnt signed with them, they would have announced it. But he said himself he ain't signed.
Scott Steiner
AEW's top card is alright but everything outside of that is utter shit
Feel free to prove otherwise
You could try as hard as you want but you'll never fit in doorways tubby
I want to fug Blue Pants
Lol he gave up
Most of the guys with the exception of MJF, SCU, CIMA, Adam Page and Lucha Bros aren't ready for TV.
Think about Jungle Boy or the twink with the panda hat debuting on RAW right now and how out of place they would look, they need to outdo the competition.
that makes one of you
im a different guy just laughing at ya seethe
>Adam "my personality is being in a stable of people" Page
>ready for TV
Don't even know who the ding-dong diddly fuck SCU are tbch
>Think about Jungle Boy or the twink with the panda hat debuting on RAW right now and how out of place they would look
AEW literally can't stop winning because everything they do would look out of place on RAW. Think about how out of place this would be on RAW
I don't think it would, actually. Mox is gonna take some time to fall back into rhythm cause that promo seemed very dulled and WWE-tier.
Ok but that's completely subjective and from what I've seen people are going nuts over that promo.
>people are going nuts
Of course they are they're fucking marks ya simp. Everyone who watches AEW also watches WWE they have very little gauge of taste, they're just excited to see something new happening.
Chyna was more jacked than the midcard lol
Don’t have too
>AEW can look unprofessional, ametuer and just put anyone in featured spots. At least they're not copying WWE!
CAGE
VERSUS
PAGE
that was cringe of the highest order
came here to post based cage. now that that's covered, i nominate Katsuya Kitamura
Give them 5 belts to fight over. The US, Intercontinental, triple tag, regular tag and women's belts.
Just have the dumb intergender match where that dude loses to Blue Pants and get this embarrassing bit over with.
The Bucks kinda implied at Starrcast that'll be just World, Tag and Women's.
I'm still seething that my boy didn't get called in and that they gave the role to a literal who and some womeme
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Are you Vince McMahon?
Imagine running a wrestling promotion of literally any size and actually booking Alberto in the year of Our Lord 2019. Might as well burn the cash in the middle of the ring.
>their gimmick is that they're cringe af
Ryback is main eventer
in a cage