How will they respond tonight?

>AEW? Ya know, you marks are really startin' to twist my titties!

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If they respond at all then you know theyre shook

>Lime champion R Truth dresses like a tranny faggot and then le randomly flosses XDDDD

Triple H destroys Dusty's statue that they made a few years ago

KEK

20 minute Seth promo followed by some tag team action

>mcmahon family opens up the show
>that tag team shit on NXT gets canned but the crowd will boo
>bray wyatt skits gets dialed up to 11 but it only makes him and not WWE as a whole look good
>30 min iron match between seth and HEY DEAN
>raunchy segment with alexa and the shitposters
>24/7

>burying guys that tweeted like that gives them rating or something
>more steph philanthropy-maketing
>no dimes third hour
Everything else literally the same as every week

poorly

It doesn't matter what they do. Nia Jax can come out, put a mic next to her butt and fart for the whole 3 hours and more people would still watch it than watched AEW. AEW is an upstart promotion that no one will care about a year from now. WWE is forever.

They will put on the most boring show they can and people will still watch.

would unironically be kino

nice

>I heard TNA is hiring

>Triple H comes out
>Talks about revolutionizing wrestling with NXT
>mah botchy women
>We know all about killing the competition
>Elephant crushes ants without even noticing them
>I RODE A TANK TO WCW AND BLOW IT DOWN

They made sure to only reference TNA when it was clear they weren't gonna be a threat any more. 2016 or something. Coward cunts.

TNA was never a threat kek, why are simpactfags so delusional?
you guys can't even beat ROH

They'll make Glenn Jacobs come out as Dean Ambrose.

there was also that time during the build to money in the bank 2011 where john cena made a remark about 'finding work somewhere else, brother' (this being when hogan was still involved with tna)

was kinda dumb tho imo, nobody was ever gonna buy into the idea that john fucking cena was gonna jump ship

They'll write up a relatively good show.
Vince will change everything 10 minutes before going to air.

If Vince was smart:
-Realise half your problem is the womens revolution
>Fire all the women and scrap the titles
>hire models and dancers to be cheerleaders and managers etc. Maybe give them a cosplay gimmick so each week they are dressed in a different slutty theme to give boomers an excuse to tune in
>Pressure is now on AEW to be the good guys and sign all these ex WWE shitters
>AEW roster now full of indy shitters who were promised screen time and entitled women who will publicly moan and cancel your product on social media
>WWE now have the pick of the unattached indy wrestlers because they have a lot more roster space, a happier locker room and muh NXT
>WWE has time for story telling while AEW has to book 5 minute matches like WWE have been
>Jeriboomer finally spergs out and quits
>the young cucks and Omega get upset everyone hates them and retire
>cody has to book himself into a reign of terro
>tnt pull the plug
>khans mothers husband ends the money train
>vince buys it out for a dime

Baron Corbin vs Seth rollins

This. Would kinda like to see HHH get showered with AEW chants though.

>30 Minutes of Alex Bliss Ladies talk show.
>2 Becky Lynch matches
>Long solo interview with Becky Lynch
>Retarded 24/7 belt segment
>More women’s wrestling
>HHH speaks
>Stephanie gives a speech, fans are forced to applaud under pain of torture
>Fans are required to hold up signs that say “the man” in support of Becky Lynch
>20 minute video package on the women’s revolution
>Typical snooze fest match with Seth Rollins
>Some edgelord shit with Bray Wyatt and Aleistar Black
>Some 205 and NXT shitters no one cares about

Fpbp

>RAW goes gay with Kevin Nash and the New Day

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

those digits

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Those quints

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Drew Galloway vs. Seth Rollins vs. Baron Corbin vs. Finn Balor vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Lars Sullivan vs. Elias vs. Bayley vs. Braun Strowman for 3 hours, featuring a Moment of Bliss with Brock Lesnar

69 7 foot 5 negros did it to him. That's what this post is telling me and its grand

They Won't. They will ignore it entirely like TNA.

KWAB

Bases

>inb4 DoN actually boosts RAM ratings

This post DESTROYS AEW with fact and logic

this unironically. RAW will actually be watched heavily because people want to see if WWE cares.

Brock buries a jobber in a stardust costume, the revival dressed like the young cucks and some twink who keeps pointing gun fingers at the camera

WWE will offer everyone who watches the show a free hot dog, limit one per customer, three condiments maximum. Hot dog will be received by mail in 3 to 6 weeks. Offer open to residents of the continental United States only. No Puerto Rico.

this

Vince will make Renee crawl around the ring barking like a dog ("say you're sorry in dog language!") and strip down to her thong in the ring.

45 minute Becky vs Charlotte match

This time it’s for real

Wasn't going to watch but you just convinced me

Have sex

stop the damn match

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Triple God sits on a chair and a puff of smoke comes out of it

Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross kissing lesbian scene

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RAW starts with a 20 minute Authority promo while getting hijacked by CM Punk chants

Taker and berg will probably show up to hype their shitshow and that enough would be better than the entirety of double or nothing.

Reminder that in kayfabe Vince and Shane are stronger than HBK and God

based

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Go to bed grandpa.

user isn't wrong though. ~16-17 in an online skit someone made a very vague, obscure reference to TNA then said something along the lines of "we're never ever going to mention that promotion"

Honestly probably not much. It's the memorial day show so they'll do some stuff like that but will probably save the decent stuff for a non-holiday show

typically, they will promote something happening in the show right at the start and leave it until the last 10 minutes to do it, without doing it, just to keep you watching.

horse banks will probably show back up too, cos you know, she's a draw and all

:X

>People are actually getting their hopes up and thinking vince will respond to AEW and do anything big on their show tonight

hahaha look at this, it's the same old boring Raw vince would've booked anyway:

wwe.com/shows/raw/2019-05-27

it's not about getting hopes up, it's about seeing what levels of petty vince will stoop to

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I hope they don't just to watch people seethe that their shit booking of this console war doesn't come true

They're "forever" like Zombie Simpsons are "forever", they endure, but everyone's past caring except die hards still stuck in the 90s

It won't be much but whatever they do, it will be short and passive aggressive. No actual acknowledgment.

Renee is in for some shit from that cunt Corey for sure. Complete burial.

They made the TNA joke because Impact had just officially changed their name to Impact. TNA, from a legal standpoint, did not exist.

AEW would lose all it's talent once a week.

>Renee is in for some shit from that cunt Corey for sure. Complete burial.
Why do you fuckers keep pushing this? If you think Vince wasn't already aware he was going to AEW while putting on that send off, you're shoot retarded.

I hate the senile fucker and his product, but he's not that retarded.

> but he's not that retarded.

Its summer already I guess.

Plus Corey ain't Micheal. He isn't on as much of a leash.

>Someone does a back elbow
>The other wrestler no sells it
>Commentary painfully point it out
>"WHAT WAS HE THINKING SAXTON? DOESN'T HE KNOW THE ELBOW IS JUST A TRANSITION MOVE? WHO ACTUALLY WINS A MATCH LIKE THAT?"

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>He isn't on as much of a leash.
Then why would he follow vinces orders to be a dick to her? Renee and Corey are close as fuck irl

OH NO NO NO NO

What orders? Corey is Corey, he's bound to say something at some stage and it'll be pathetic.

>hating the 24/7 title bits
Seek sunlight

who cares nobody but estros watch WWE anymore

>2019
>lol just fire all the women!

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You said Vince doesn't keep him on a leash which implies he's not going to do Vince's dirty work. Corey and Renee are best friends in real life, he's not going to shit on her because of her husband for kicks.

If they're smart, they won't respond to them and will just ignore their constant shots.

KEK
WHAT A
BITCH

Corbin, McIntyre and Lashley vs Balor, Rollins and Kofi

By doing nothing.
Vince will come out and say that they're going to make a statement next show and when the next show comes he will say they are now going to do *redundant act* from now on and will make another statement next week in hope people will keep tuning in to see what the statements are but they will all be nothing and nothing will ever change.
And this will go on over and over again.

Intergender Kofi, Seth and Becky vs Owens, Drew and Charlotte.

It'll draw record low ratings making them panic as they realize that they have literally 0 stars, making them panic and push guys who can work the mic like Elias, which will help for a while.

Gain a brain

>Pressure is on AEW to be the good guys and sign all these ex WWE shitters
It’s really not. They took Dean because he was 1/3 of the SHIELD and always billed as the WWE workhorse. They took Tye Dillinger because he might actually prove himself in AEW. They /might/ take Sasha Banks because she has name recognition. AEW is under no pressure to take anyone like Sonya or Mike Kanellis. If WWE does some spring cleaning and empties out the roster. Expect maybe 10% to show up on the Tuesday Night Dynamite Zone

I don’t watch WWMEME so I don’t care.

WWE is a shell game at the international level. Vince is working investors using a bag of tricks gained from decades of working hick audiences.

>local jobber hits a OWA on Baron Corbin
>Corbin laughs it off
>commentary shits on the move for being way too complicated

But why would they shit on it when someone else in the company uses that same move. It seems silly to bury a move used by someone you have signed to dab on the competition.

I don’t know if you're joking but does someone legitimately use the OWA in WWE? I haven’t watched in awhile and I’m not sure.

Killian Dain uses it. But it's called the Utsler Plantation

bra and panties matches

Record low ratings

Killian Dain literally came up with it in the first place, it was his move looooooong before anyone else.

That's the thing I don't think people understand. It's not about WWE and it certainly isn't about AEW or whatever flavor or the month promotion shills are talking about these days. Okada is the champion. Let me say it again - Okada is THE champion. And I'm not talking about New Japan, I'm talking about wrestling as a whole. You look at the way he carries himself, the way he approaches this business, his charisma, his uncanny ability to wrestle with both finesse and aggression. It doesn't matter who holds the physical belt, he's the only one in this industry that ultimately matters. So you're on here talking about oh how will WWE respond? It doesn't matter how WWE responds. The show without Okada is dead and buried. And that's just the truth of the matter

Again, Kevin Trash got BTFO.
Based.

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Baron Corbin vs Roman Reigns

Undertaker vs. Goldberg vs. Hogan in the main event. Random NXT callups during the show.

Triple H walks into the middle of the ring and tells Cody to have sex.

Respond to what? There is no competition

Fucking kek

How does this keep happening??

Logo and style change.
Vince retires and triple h cuts a promo just like vince did in 1998 to usher in attitude era 2 now including the internet

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>youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I
>intense as fuck god damn based entrance in his full gear some reason has big gold around his waist
>grabs a FUCCKING GIMMIE THE GOD DAMN MIC
>stands in the ring laughing his ass off
>barraged with chants of "A-E-DUB A-E-DUB"
>this happens for 7 minutes straight
>"that's the show you chant for?" in the snarkiest way possible
>crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTHS"
>crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>this goes on for another 7 minutes
>"YOU WANT A WAR! YOU GOT A WAR! YOU BET YOUR ASS I'M BACK!"
>edrone crowd per usual just after booing: CHEERS ROOF BLOWS OFF
>"YA SEE CODY, it's just cody now right?, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOUR FAMILY ALMOST KILLED THIS BUSINESS. THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL A FATHER ALMOST RAN THIS BUSINESS STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND. SEE WHILE YOUR DAD WAS HAVING HIS DADDY ISSUED ANDROGYNOUS "SON" (does the finger symbol with both hands) see WHILE HE WAS RUNNING AROUND IN BDSM GEAR TRYING TO WIN THE B+ PLAYER TITLE. I?! I WAS RUNNING THIS FUCKING BUSINESS WINNING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS! SETTING RECORD RATINGS! RECORD ATTENDANCE! I WAS THE UNDENIABLE ALL STAR OF THIS BUSINESS!"
>YOU THINK THIS IS A WAR?! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN WAR! YOU'VE NEVER DROVE A GOD DAMN DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCKING TANK TO THE COMPETITION AND BURNED THEM TO THE GROUND!
>TALKING ABOUT A PARADIGM SHIFT TO THE GAME?!!??! I AM THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!
>crowd white hot at this point kids are being thrown, women are shirtless, men are chanting, incels are seething
>WHEN YOUR ILLEGITIMATE (crowd: illegitimate???) SON GETS A MONEY MARK TO TRY TO RUIN THE LIVES OF THE FUTURE NXT SUPERSTARS YOU MENTORED. MEN AND WOMEN YOU'VE SPENT YOUR DYING DAYS TRAINING?! THAT'S HARD TIMES.
>crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BRING IT OUT MEN *wwe superstars bring out dusty statue*
>*triple h is handed his LEGENDARY sledgehammer
>YOU SAID A WAR RIGHT?! *SMASHES DUSTY* YOUR ASS IS ON!
>45 minutes has passed

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>forgetting the huckster/billionaire ted skits
18+

Yes there is. The millions of people who have stopped watching the show.

lol

fases

fases

Cry more

>Gain a brain
Already got your mother's bouncing up and down on muh dik

Based.

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>Corey keeps repeating Vince-fed lines to insult/bury Renee
>Renee asks if Corey if he saw the debut of John Moxley on Double or Nothing the other night

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Stop. Why must this go on? You've already won.

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They can't.
The only response they could do is Vince stepping down.
Talent hates working for the E.
Motivation is on a low.
A lot of them will leave when their contract is up.
I don't think aew will sign many of them.

kwab

>Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
>The Brain: The same thing we do every Monday night, Pinky. Lose viewers by boring them into submission.

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Vince forgot Sanity exists

Picture related returns and declares the E in his outfit stands for Elite. The Usos then call him a fag and beat him up

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Dain should replace Tucketty in Heavy Machinery.

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I thin Eugene was running some wrestling school in South Dhakota he would jump at the chance to return

That would actually be pretty based.

HHH preps all the African American talent for Renee, this all happens live in the ring for the main event.

I love this new rivalry. I hope AEW can get Punk to debut at their All Out PPV in August.

I'd watch for that.. the thought of renee on all fours in a thong. mmmmm.

5 or more 20+ minute matches with the best rasslers they got.

>5 Becky Lynch matches
Fixed

No raw leaks? Vince going all out with fucking around with the script to make sure its going to be fucking horrible