Only wrestlers who successfully outcarnied Vince McMahon are allowed in this thread.
Only wrestlers who successfully outcarnied Vince McMahon are allowed in this thread
Thomas Brooks
Charles White
John Lopez
Christopher Lopez
He came crawling back.
Aiden Cox
Evan Roberts
>Vince hates his ugly face and refuse to push
>Christian takes his ugly face and tells Vince to fuck himself
>goes to another company
>builds himself up
>Vince wants the ugly face back
>comes back making big money
>becomes multi time world champion and top champion on 2/3 brands.
>Vince names 2 PPV's in tribute to 2 matches he helped make famous
>Vince puts him as co-star of a show his own Network and gives said show multiple seasons
>One day, Vince will put him in his HOF (maybe twice)
>Over the 15-years working for Vince, he made millions of dimes
not bad for a guy Vince never liked
Robert Davis
Liam Morgan
The KING right here
Adam Robinson
This never outcarnied anybody lol.
Only thing he carnied was tricking smarks that he has any ability
Bentley Gray
He did, but he can still say he swindled Vince out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Easton Foster
Ryback
Daniel Thomas
This lmao
John Davis
>crawling back
not sure a HoF induction and spots on RAW for the next few weeks are what I'd call "crawling back", considering he went and founded the promotion that would be the solid number 2 for nearly a decade
Evan Scott
>promoter hates you
>somehow the promoter is convinced to make you world champion and pay you multi millions and keeping you employed for years
That is 1000% carnie. Vince got worked into giving a fuck load to a guy he never saw anything in
Hunter Foster
Dylan Martin
Vince got worked.
Based and peeppilled
Cooper Walker
Bro first off.
Christian needs to get hit by a car.
Secondly, he became a top guy in LOLTNA just because he was a wwe guy. Came back to WWE and was put on ECW for literally zero fanfare. Won the WHC cheating during the era where that belt had zero prestige and made too look like a jabroni to Orton.
The dude never drew a dime. I have no clue how smarks ever liked this guy. He has zero charisma and is honestly just a fucking faggot that i hope gets killed. He carnied nobody.
Parker Gonzalez
>crawling back
>not sure a HoF induction and spots on RAW for the next few weeks are what I'd call "crawling back"
He went to rehab after GFW flopped and Vince brought him back cause he felt bad for him.
Carter James
Didn't really out carny Vince(he got Dixie though)but he's living proof you can make millions of dollars in wrestling without Vince. His net worth is amazing for a guy who wrestled bingo halls for 15 years.
Cameron Rodriguez
Lol dude you are being way too dramatic for the actual situation, he’s an afterthought without edge and only makes money from the company because he shills so hard for it he actually makes content their company
Liam Green
>The dude never drew a dime
bingo
and he took literal millions of dimes from Vince (and Dixie).
that's carnie 101. He took 100x the dimes he ever drew.
Brody Sanders
>Christian needs to get hit by a car.
hey nami
Luke Long
t. Edge Phoenix
Angel Sullivan
Imagine being a fan of Christian
He's a faggot
Jackson White
The Double J beating Vince moment is when he held him up for a bunch of money or he wouldn't drop the IC belt to Chyna.
Mason Perez
>getting worked into cross dressing by Piers fucking Morgan of all people
This guy was my favorite wrestler for a long time. God Dammit.
Joseph Taylor
how does this picture make you feel?
does it make you seethe queerly?
Jonathan Martin
>tricks vincetty into paying for rehab and maternity leave
very based
Hudson Hughes
>mike goes to rehab
>maria gets maternity leave
>mike probably works like 3-4 squash matches or 20 man tags a month now
200 IQ shoot work
Joseph Martin
>lanceposting about edge phoenix
wew this is 2 Yea Forums memes in one.
Oliver Green
I don't care about edge but hes so blatantly the Micheals it's ridiculous. In fact edge is an even bigger faggot. Christians like a nice guy simp that literally is only successful because of Edge. Christian would be a nobody without edge. Christian unironically deserves to die and i will hurt him
Gabriel Watson
Dont forget Maria got injured on like her first match back
Jordan Clark
>is paid every time he shows up on tv and almost got a union
Literally nobody comes close to the body
Kayden Wilson
god damnit where did it go so wrong, lads?
Asher Robinson
A shame literally nobody stood by him
Tyler Jenkins
Um okay sweatypies, here's the REAL answer.
Liam James
Cringe
Joshua Sullivan
God what a little fag. I wished he was around the same time as Roddy piper so he could teach the little cocksucker how to be a heel on the mic.
Carter Morris
>buried your wifes career
>she gets fired
>she divorces you and takes half your money for eternity
Ethan Morales
>bond over similar childhood situations
>an aging Vince gives you a big push because he sees a lot of himself in you
>reward Vince by screwing him at his lowest point in 20 years
yeah i'm thinking hes a piece of shit