All Elite Wrestling presents: Double Or Nothing Game Thread #15

Macho Man and Noelle Foley are there. Did they?

CM PUNK IS INSIDE THE BARREL MY SOURCES TELL ME

DONT SPREAD THIS SPOILER

>Sword Art Online
cosplay
Holy shit taste

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Sip's

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KENNY OMEGA IS AN SAO FAG

bases jeriboomer

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>kenny not using his FF7 theme
actually fucking dropped wtf

so is anyone going to get the aew championship tonight? i missed bret coming out with the belt

What the fuck did Kenny do to his hair? He looks like a retarded kid after finding a pair of scissors.

Winnipeg/10

>haha i play video games guys

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Winnipeg is in shambles rn.

2.5/5

Is that fucking Kirito’s jacket?

Legit 7/10 if Jericho and Omega tear the house down

wheres the stream

REMINDER

FINAL
REMINDER

THERE ARE 15 MINS LEDT OF THIS PPV
SCHEDULED TIL 11:30 PM

DEAN AMBROSE
WILL
INTERFERE

based

BASED cracker barrel

>based Jericho removing the barrel

>haha I seethe guys

>AEDUB! AEDUB! AEDUB! AEDUB!

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Khan should have bought the rights for Kenny's NJPW theme.

CRACKER BARREL
CRACKER BARREL
CRACKER BARREL

Jericho looks perpetually hungover

Why is Kenny such a fucking weeb?
Why is this tripfag such a weeb?

>h-hey guys I love Japanese culture... h-heh
What a fraud he is.

Omega is a fag.

>sword art online

All this shit about Jericho doing MMA training and he looks more out of shape than he did before

better than wwe/10

Wow, the final match iss on and I don't want to kill myself yet.

Cracker Barrel going over huge!

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Wrong! My sources tell me it's David Arquette

What the fuck was the point of the cracker barrel? What the fuck is happening?

>claim to not care about AEW
>have been glued to the screen all night
what did the E-drones mean by this?

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Kenny isn't your friend, mark.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BARREL?

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source on the 11:30

Kinda like phil

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Mox is hiding in the barrel bruh

Y2J looks horribly out of shape.

>Kenny making faggots seethe with SAO

Brilliant!

>#1 ON TWITTER
Summer of 92

stream plz

Does Kenny only get lesbian haircuts?

jerichos so fat those monster drinks are just sticking to his belly

Give me a reason why Break the Walls Down wasn't play through Jericho's kino entrance

KENNYEE

Jeribloat looking THICCCC

is omega balding? this guy supposed to be the hogan of the indie?

The most kino fucking man on the planet Kenny Omega.

Jericho's chest looks worse than Kofi's

Triple H is the one in the barrel. Coming out for revenge.

WHO'S IN THE BARREL?

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this is the fattest i've seen jericho yet

Barrel-kun got escorted out of the ring courtesy of Jericho-senpai

>haha its intentional bro
Lol cope you fucking drone

>lanklet simp not understanding how puree muscle works

Jeriboomer should really consider wearing a shirt while wrestling.

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There's Mach.

>jericho gets "mma training"
>isn't wrestling a shoot style masterpiece
i feel cheated

What would kenneth look like with eyebrows?

get based MACHO MAN in the fucking ring NOW

because wwe owns the ding-dong diddly rights

The clone army leaving class still gets me.

>#maketheswitch
>p-please e-chads

You asked for this hotdog salesmen. You wanted us to watch this self fellating horsecrap. You promised it would be different.

Kenny unironically looks like Kevin Nash without a beard

just break audience's legs bro

>Being this angry over SAO

Yikes

I eat at Cracker Barrel every week. Their country fried chicken is so good.

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>wearing a jacket your ex gave you on your new date

Are you dumb?

haha omega fell on that guy's knee

i support jericho

director missing all the spots. what a tard.

anyone else been nearly blackout drunk this entire show and not really remember anything?

that retard excalibur keeps calling jericho "generico"

MONSTER IN
MONSTER IN MY MIND

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>Generico

SEMEN

Y2J has that brawler shoot body type, like Kevin Owens, the fat fuck

>its the rerun of the new japan fight
cringe

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE TOP MEGASTAR OF JAPAN KENNY OMEGA?

LMAO LITERALLY A SCUFFED AJ STYLES

JeriDIMES

Why are you such a weeb.

why is this guy calling jericho generico

>m-maybe it's no intentional, better say yikes
Hope you're enjoying your incredibly boring PPV.

GUYS OMEGA JUST LANDED ON ME.

I CAN'T FEEL MY RIGHT LEG, BUT OMG I HAVE OMEGA SWEAT ON ME AND HE TOOK MY BOTTLE OF WATER AND USED IT TO SPIT ON JERICHO

BUT I CAn'T Feela my legaega ahsfaaaa

I beat Resident Evil 7 last night blackout drunk and I don't remember any of it so I am going to beat it again tonight

BASED Jericamera spot

They keep calling Jericho Generico on commentary.

If Kenny is Kirito, does that mean Jericho is Administrator?

I havent liked wrestling in 15 years. I only come here to shitpost since I have no friends.

To make JR look good.

based
always my go-to

NIGGER BARREL BTFO

He needs some coolsculpting.

Like a fat white Hwoarang vs black Bryan

if dubs then James Harrison runs in

I'll be your friend :')

Based

Just got off work, can someone give me a quick rundown on the PPV?

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holy based

we're all frens here, fren

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who's your SAO waifu, guys? mine is Asuna

greatest PPV in the last 20 years

Everything besides Dustin and Cody has sucked or been meh

THATS SOME NICE COLOR BROTHER

The 3 star general became the 5 star dime

average

I liked the joshi match
that's about it

Just watch the Cody vs. Dustin match. Don't worry too much about the rest.

The big titties cousin.

Alice.

Goldust MOTY

Good to great except the first womens match, which was shit. Cody actually had an excellent match. Preshow skippable.

Cody vs. Goldust was good. Everything else was standard indie stuff. Nothing spectacular.

you would like shit if it had a yoshi on it ya simp

not a big fan of the way this match is developing

Kenny working me into a shoot with that target on his boipuss

Started off like a trainwreck of a ROH PPV.
Womens match was bad,
Dustin bled a lot.
All the Elite folks went over.

these audience plants shots are too obvious

joshi match good
cody/dustin good
bucks ok

first match was pretty cool
dustin vs cody was kino
lucha bros vs young bucks is great if you hate psychology

Dustin Rhodes paid homage to Eddie Guerrero blading wise, shit was rough

Oldust was based
That loli girl with the dragon or big titty cousin

Cody and Goldust put on the MOTY. If you're gonna watch anything from this PPV, watch that

Haven't been watching, so legit question: Was Cody/Dustin actually a good match, or are people just marking out over Dustin apparently tapping an artery?

mfw Jericho wins and Okada comes out

Joshi match was good. CAWdy got carried to a decent match. Rest of the card has been shit. Hopefully Jericho and Omega picks up.

That's my exact situation too, right down to the year. Jbl/guerrerro at judgment Day 04 was the last 'current' ppv I actually watched and that's like 15 years ago to the date.

what just happened???

legit good

i disagree, however omega is a little rusty

its all been good, each match better than the one before. consistently better overall than any non nxt wwe ppv in years

how has it been? I just got home from work. be objective please. how has the show been?

this is correct

I ain't yall friends ya little simps. I'm here to mock you all because I'm better

joshi match was good, cody vs dustin was amazing, rest was pretty forgettable

based Jeriboomer SHOOTING on Kekky Homega

it was probably the best match of both of their careers

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What happened in the crowd?

Awesome. I'll check it out later.

NOSE BUMPED INTO SAWDUST

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literally the only good thing that has happened tonight is the Cody/Dustin match. Everything else has been pure cringe. This is promising so far though.

...

Cody vs Dustin was potentially the best match ever.

Unironically
1. Goldust VS Cody
2. Joshi's
3. Lucha VS Bucks
rest meh

Jericho is fucking dead holy shit

they gonna kill themselves

jesus that hurt my feet

Dude gave it his legitimate all, forgot he was a solid worker since he spent his good years jobbin in E and catering

So basically a wwe ppv

>that's the left arm he uses for his shit tier spinning back elbow
oh fug what's jeriboomer gonna do now?

i don't care. i love you anyway user

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Is that Noelle in the front row?

A fucking lulu reference

This match fucking sucks end it already

Bucks vs lucha was really good minus like two spots till like 5-6 minutes before it ended. Way too much going on at the end. I was really into till so many false finishes.

smashed

Legit MOTY candidate. Took the best stuff from the attitude era and mixed it with modern pacing. Full-on storytelling focus, no flippy shit.

Kino

Pretty much.

Better than Money in the Bank but nothing worth of 50 dls, outside of Cody vs Dustin.

i think so yeah she was in the very first opening shot when they went live

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Bucks vs Lucha bros took all the pop. Crowd tired

>I ain't yall friends ya little simps. I'm here to mock you all because I'm better

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For the last fucking time, yes it’s noelle, now shut the fuck up

What broke Kenny's nose?

The blood
An user literally said blood makes a match better

Jericho literally just ate a flying knee

Why was DDP there? He didn't even participate in that WOAT battle royale.

the metallica/reed album? What?

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shoot punches

clothine

turnbuckle

I've seen better lucha bros matches lately . Wayyyy too many false finishes honestly

my dick

JR mentioned that DDP was close to the whole Rhodes family

anime

I meant the shit where Jericho got all distracted and they had to pan hard away from the crowd to avoid showing something or other, and the crowd started chanting.

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A hammer

Yeah all those false finish spots sucked a lot out. of them

Based JR shilling for a real estate company in the middle of a match

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I missed it. How’s Kenny’s new theme? Based or cringe?

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The commentator said “I am the table says Omega”

SAME
OLD
SHIT

It's what Maffew uses for table spots on Botchamania.

Is there an easy way to get sex. I'm ready to lose my virginity

this fucking ref is incredibly distracting

It's not working for this omega Jericho match

>WOAT
>Not a Reverse Battle Royal
Okay simp

it was based

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As an e-drone, i watched this shit for some better wrestling to break me out of the rut WWE is in. But all I see is more of the same shit. Is wrestling just dead?

Jeribloats gut

Forgettable and shitty. Too bad he cant use the NJPW one.

eh

cringe

There's more to wrestling than WWE/AEW style

pay for it

Wrestlemania had twice as many game threads

The blading made the match. Wouldn't care nearly as much without it.

He's married to Dustin's sister

KENNY BROKE HIS NECK
I REPEAT KENNY BROKE HIS NECK

Even the jap women put on a better match than any matches on a wwe ppv

take the cmll pill

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Rem obviously

Jericho is a slob now.

Blood only works when there's a good story and the impact and brutality is needed, blood makes a good match even better, it doesn't fix a bad match.

How much do you think WWE realistically offered Kenny?

Wrestlemania had over 50

Kenneth Omega BTFO

holy shit i thought omega lost his nipple for a moment

fuck that hurt

>chekov's table
good line

he's got that stan hansen brawler body

The blade job made the match and took into KINO storytelling territory. Legit great match

How

How is this awesome?

Enzo Amore was being escorted out.

MLW and NWA are a YouTube search away but NWA does most of their stuff through RoH, could find some crowd cam recorded matches that's how I caught the Crockett Cup since I'm not putting down paperview prices

it's cause it was unintentional

goldie's was 100% a bladejob

The nips are ironically the only people who can do wrestling right now.

about tree fiddy

>this show needs a surprise like Dean
>however, if Dean comes out and costs Kenny the match, that will be a WWE/WCW finish Big Dave was shitting on all fucking week.
what do they do?

if only this ppv was 7hrs long

25 million for 5 years was the rumour. So 5 mill a year

This is the average amount for an average WWmeme PPV. Ya absolutely seething.

2 hotdogs and a handshake

Everyone is bumping their bodies sinto sawdust

The marks are in the ring bro

THIS IS AWESOME

no it didnt

>Wrestlemania had over 50
there's that e-drone revisionism we all know and love

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A cold pizza.

I would hope so. The JAV stars put on the best match so far.

wrestlemania was also had 17 matches ya dingus

Dont bring out Dean?

trannies seething, yes it did

ITS PRO WRESTLING JUST ROUND UP BRO

I dunno.. slugfest, but it's all so slow

Maybe I shouldn't be drinking all these monster drinks like Jericho does...

Jokes on you it had 12 gamethreads and one got stickied.

>he's never heard of XWT

COPE

>keeps bringing up MMA
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT RETARD.

Pay for as many AEW ppvs that you can. Bitches love this shit.

>the mental gymnastics of edrones
SAD!

yeah but this show needs a big talking point to keep hype for the next one
so far that hasn't happened yet

im really cold bros i dont feel so good

Kenny looks legit hurt but they wouldn't be doing this shit if he was.

Literally never heard of it but I got an open mind sell me on it

Triplemania has 75 threads. beat that

No wonder Kenny said "no thanks, I'm going to AEW"

isn't the 2 hotdogs deal basically a legend contract?

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAN?!?! He and Phil aren't coming, are they?

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To be fair Jericho has talked a lot about his MMA training for this match

>match has a clean finish
>dean comes out and attacks omega

>Jericho has still got it!
I can't imagine unironically saying this after this match

Jericho really needs to switch to the 0 calorie Monster.

dead crowd

prove it, dronie

Vince?

>Luchasaurus

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP KILLING STREAMS

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omega's really carrying this.

but that would mean Omega's next AEW match is against Page

That doesn't make difference I the context of the match.

Damn. Id have taken it

yucky codebreaker

Dean Malenko right?

Just google it, first result, make an account. You won't regret it.

It's not a wrestling promotion. Google is your friend.

it's okay, Tony
it's only money

titty master will be here soon user

Phil is clearly not coming, he's doing an mma event right now.

There's more important things in life than money, kid. Things like self-dignity.

Why doesn't it have big match feel, bros?

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Kevin Kelly and friends are better commentators desu

Even the crowd can't pretend to be excited for this match. YIKES just go home

CONFIRMED

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His last match with Kenny was great. Same with Naito and probably with Okada next month. So far this hasn’t been up to par

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This is a legit carry job by Kenny. What the fuck happened to Jericho?

>TOTALLY DIFFERENT
>SPORTS ORIENTED PRESENTATION
>NO NEPOTISM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

>wrastlers
>self-dignity

lads i'm worried about okada v jericho
hopefully jericho eats a salad and goes for a walk at some point in the next 2 weeks

where's the FUCKING link

NEWWWWWWWWWWW

It isn't a dream match. We saw it last year.

NEW

NEW

NEW

Because Cole didn't tell you so.

You can just report it yourself if you want it taken down.

I'd mark harder for that, desu

Jericho is so bloated and slow. And to think, they signed this boomer to a three year contract.

Guys, I'm sitting right behind the production table, and they're downloading "Cult of Personality" from iTunes right now.

Its not. Thats why

That's too low for someone of Kenny Omega's caliber

the camera work for this sucks

What is it 4 hours in? When was the last time WWE had a crowd this hot let alone 4 hours in?

Hi Art Fagious!

So it was already a good match before the blood

da fuk

Has anyone tracked the location of Kahn's private jet? At this point I'm going to be disappointed if Phil doesn't show up.

sloppy man sloppy.

>They were conned into signing thiss Jericho into a 3 year multi-million contract

BASED JERIBOOMER

WTF how does jericho win clean

>cody acquires more stars than kenny

That was a WWE match

>Judas Effect raped Kenny's corpse
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i wasn't really paying attention during this match so can't say if it was good or bad

what a shit finish

A fucking elbow?
LOLAEW

> judas in
> judas in my mind

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Jericho should have kicked out of the 1 winged angel instead of countering it but otherwise that was ok.

hes been teasing it as his new finish

>Lighten up marks!

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That was fine but how was it so much worse than their NJPW match? Seems like it should have been pretty simple to top. Even the Naito WK match was better than the 2 Kenny ones.

Moxley HERE

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>Jericho should have kicked out of a move that nobody ever has(Peter Pan 2012 is basically non-canon now)

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IT'S REAL BOYS

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His coke bloat is showing

OMEGA DEAD

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MOXLEY ATE UP

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