All Elite Wrestling presents: Double Or Nothing Game Thread #3

Live from a sold out MGM Grand Garden Arena, AEW's highly anticipated debut is finally here. Although the card doesn't look strong on paper, expect a very newsworthy show. The show is scheduled to go 5 and a half hours. Lots and lots of big surprises are expected to happen with several key angles and storylines being furthered on top of what'll most likely be a great show, wrestling-wise. Even if you're not blown away by the card and you're only interested in shitposting, streams will be provided at the bottom of this post so come check out the show, if you're curious. Rumors are swirling around this show and what may or may not happen. Regardless of the quality, this will go down as one of the most significant shows in Wrestling history because of what it means for the future of the industry. Whether AEW ultimately sinks or swims, only time will tell. Will the show be surprisingly good? Or will it be shit? Let's find out together!

Match card (Pre-show):

*Casino Battle Royale (5 mystery wrestlers have yet to be revealed)
*Kip Sabian vs Sammy Guevara

Match card (Main show):

*Yuka Sakazaki, Emi Sakura & Aja Kong vs Riho, Ryo Mizunami & Hikaru Shida
*Best Friends (Chuckie T & Barretta) vs Angelico & Jack Evans
*S.C.U vs CIMA, T-Hawk & Lindaman
*Kylie Rae vs Britt Baker vs Nyla Rose
*Adam "Hangman" Page vs. To-Be-Determined
*Dustin Rhodes vs Cody Rhodes
*Pentagon Jr. & Fenix vs The Young Bucks (AAA Title)
*Chris Jericho vs Kenny Omega

When and where to watch:

Whether you want to pay and support the company financially or watch on a stream, that's up to you but the show should be available for all, as many as possible.

(Pre-Show):
youtube.com/AllEliteWrestling (FREE)@ 7 PM EST, 6 PM CST, 4 PM PST, 5/25/19
(Main show):
B/R Live (USA), ITV Box Office (U.K), FITE TV (CANADA & Internationally)
All major PPV providers: Direct TV, DISH, etc. @ 8 PM EST, 7 PM CST, 5 PM PST, 5/25/19
taima.tv/r/wooo

Happy viewing!

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youtube.com/watch?v=hmWP99NPN9g
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

:)

Lapsed fan here, what's the difference between this and WWE Shows?

>Empty seats everywhere
Oh no no no no no

>Has to pretend he cant kick out no-legged Jimmy
Christ how embarrassing

KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING HOT SUMMER OF '92

sorry I'm watching wwe

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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yo this is shit

>kick didn't even connect

>Sold out event
>See empty seats all over the stands

Why is there a mummy with a yellow face

gonna be cringe

Just got here, what the hell is going on?

>outlaw wrestling

E-drones on suicide watch already.

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Pillman Jr. with that based mullet

There's no good wrestling show on tonight lads, what do I do instead?

Who the fuck are these people?

>only on thread 3

OH NO NO NO

so who all is in the battle royale?

A clusterfuck.

YouTube stream is dead

Middle fingers

Fuck yes

>THERE'S LITERALLY A NIGGA IN THIS MATCH WITH NO FUCKIN LEGS

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Wait a second Tye DIllenger got released? lmao what a dork I didn't even know he was gone

keep getting some playback ID error

>Live from a sold out MGM Grand Garden Arena, AEW's highly anticipated debut is finally here.

HOLY FUCKING BEGOLI

>le perfect 10 simp

Crrriiiinngggeee

i dont know any of those guys

TYE DILLENGER CONFIRMED A DRAW IN AEW

WWE BTFO

Tye looks pretty fit now
Or maybe im just so used to his shirt look in wwe

BASED LE 10 MAN

Holy fuck these commentators are bad, are they make a wish kids?

>Ten Man
CRINGE

Finally a real wrestler. MJF shouldn't have been in with those 4 other fucking geeks.

holy shit our first broken neck already in the first 10 minutes

>the absolute state of these shitters

Holy fuck.. I mean seriously these people look like they've been spit out by a meme generator

Stop thread splitting

>we're gonna be stuck with WWE forever
>NJPW's roster was neutered
>everything is just manlet snark pandering shit

Wrestling is dead boys, it was nice shit posting with you

who is this sub zero mother fucker?

Just started watching. I'll say one thing so far the production value is there. The show looks legit in terms of being a "big league" wrestling promotion.

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This is abysmal. No dimes shitters on my screen with Dunn level camerawork. This won’t even match early TNA

HE IN BOYS!
ITS OVER!

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LOOK AT THE CONTRACTS PLEASE DON'T RUN

HE'S A BIG GUY

God the mic for the ring announcer keeps shutting off or something
I can only understand half the shit he says

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I guess a lot of these guys are literally who's, but I would have prefered if guys like Glacier got a proper entrance.

A big battle royale with no build and without entrance music isn't a good way to introduce your roster

>GLACIER
what the fuck

Does Jim Ross show up for the main show?

>says the guy trying to thread split

fuck off twit.

>people whined about the sumo being in the greatest rumble
people will defend this fat fuck in this shit

IT'S TIME TO LAY THE TARPS

>doesnt know glacier

sigh...

Kenny was the only real loss to njpw and he’ll be back eventually. Wrestling is alive

>all those empty seats

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

Billy Gunn is a fucking giant

>"OoooooOOooo"
>"Ahhhh"
Is this Renee with a voice changer

18+ dickhead

>GLACIER
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS IS THE COMPETITION?

>gunn left wwe paychecks for this

OHNONONONONNO

This commentary team is fucking awful.

Nah, they need to learn that they can't have these fucking losers in AEW.

Based Glacier is gonna get that contract

this awful

Based Jungle Boy just shoot crippled that Janela shitter.

WWE(or WCW I forget)'s attempt to pander to the MK audience in the 90s

>smoking on the ring

>sports like product
>frozen by ice mist

Guys... yikes
I hope it gets better than this

Why are they missing all the big spots?

Why are there no replays!

This is just a giant indy fed

where can i watch

This is so fucking embarrassing

Ya I agree on that this doesn't feel cheap it has that crisp visual and quality audio I'd expect from something like WWE. I bet they pay the talent w/ Nathan's hot dogs if they can afford to put on quality like this.

Billy Gunn is a legit giant. He's literally Hulk Hogan size. I always forget that.

>we want the WWE production

this is fucking terrible

>stream doesnt work on their youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=2QGnObRYbfg

He was WCW.

This is fuckin gay

>ALL SPORTS PRESENTATION
>FUCKING ICE """FREEZES""" A NIGGA

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AEW DOA

ARE THERE MORE ENTRANTS?

e-drones whining about this but will defend their pre-shows

ngl craig, this is show so far is pretty cringe, and i want wwe to go out of business

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rate my buy in pre-show snack

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no its just that everyone else is a manlet

I never thought Billy Gunn would actually be menacing but god damn

Preshow on YT right now.

which one of you is this

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BASED FAG

The only way this can get edgier is if someone brings a gun to the ring

>Just leave the character generator on random my dude

TRANNY INBOUND

When's Moxley showing up?

>marko stunt
GEEK

>Fornite dance in the middle of the ring
I'm out.

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The set and lighting is on point, but the production crew is very much a work in progress so far. They just missed the whole thing with the guy getting the cigarette stapled to his head.

AAAAAND THE EVENT IS DEAD

OHNONONONONONONO

The BASED Perfect 10 Shawn Spears

Sonny Kiss Winning lmao.

Yep this shit is definitely gonna bring in the casuals

IS THAT A TRANNY?

This is so fucking bad

>Literally flossing in the ring

Fucking hell

me

Wow Sonny is cringe

This has literally turned into a circus

what the fuck?

who is this repulsive fat piece of shit?

>literal midget
>flossing
WHAT IS THIS GAY ASS SHIT?

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TOMMY DREAMER

jobber from WCW

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>marko stunt

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TOMMY DREAMER

CHOP EM

>double or nothing
Yup, im thinking its nothing lmao

He’s 5’11

This is hard to watch.

me as harry

Who is the hottest girl signed to aew?

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>gay tranny comes in with the spades

pottery

Gay guy is unironically the only one who has a look so far...

whos that black chick?

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What's Sonny Kiss's brap game like?

He's like 6'5
He's a big guy

The fuck is this cringy shit trainwreck

hes the joker entrant.

I'm backstage and just took this pic

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I like how they are booking MJF
comes across like a star

YES SHOTS TO THE HEAD BABY!

Lol fuck it this was a mistake im out

5/10

>suicide dives in a preshow battle royale for a regional circuit promotion
this roster is going to last about 4 weeks

apropos that the king of cringe tommy dreamer is in this. AEWcucks must be coping hard right now

>terrible commentary
>hit/miss production
>comedy spots non-stop in a real sports show
>audience's average BMI is the same as the attendance number
>midgets midgets everywhere but not a dime to draw

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nxt never stooped this fucking low

Thats a man baby.

Yall keep forgetting that this is the pre show

>make the switch

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I now appreciate the high quality of WWE's production

Who is that fat shitter in the ring?

Jesus Christ this is a shitshow

MJFis a fucking star, but god this is pretty bad.

>that'll be $59.99 please

>Joker is Hangman

>ALL SPORTS PRESENTATION
>EVERYONE LINES UP TO TAKE A SHOT FROM THE GUY WITH THE TRASHCAN LID
E-CHADS WHERE YOU AT? WE ALREADY WON

I get theres a lot of shit going on but theres still way too many camera cuts

Anyone got a good link for this Cytube is fucced

Everyone expected this.

>hangman is the joker entrant

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HOLT SHIT ITS DEANO

Ty Dillenger was his slave name

What, that was the last guy? Really?
Christ

FUCK!!!!!!
NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

sonny kiss

>surprise entrant in pagetty

Lmao, absolute state of this shit

HERE COMES MOXL-
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Ex WCW guy
>Ex WWE guy
>Ex ECW and current Impact! guy
oof

>wildcard is hangman

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>Page is the final man

Fuck that's disappointing.

LMAO ITS JUST PAGE LMAOOOOOOOOO

Imagine shitting on a very obvious gimmick battle royale?

cozytube has been perfect so far

>I paid 15 quid for this shit

>not suppoting Aew

HANGMAN VS OMEGA
BUT THERES NO NEPOTISM IN THIS COMPANY ehegthe

>that fat fuck taking 1 and a half seats

NO SURPRISES
NO REFUNDS

Hangman Page

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Literally fucking whos

>Hangman? More like hang me pls

What the fuck where is Ambrosetty or Punk?

>b-b-but DEAN
>b-b-but PUNK

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Jungle Boy landed on his feet almost

holy shit he's garbage

Its only gay if you take the dick, not if you give it.

network.wwe.com

When's the next NXT? I'm gonna have to get this bad taste out of my mouth

>blockbuster
this commentary sucks

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
HOW WILL AEWHOS RECOVER

Right who the fuck is in the ring fucking youtube stream wouldn't start for some reason so I've been playing Breath Of The Wild the last 15 mins, only got it Working now.

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>Literally booking their fellow ELITE members to win
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING
ALL MARKS WRESTLING
>ALL MARKS WRESTLING

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>wanting Moxley wasted for a pre-show battle royal

The card gimmick is cringy otherwise the wackiness is what this should be and what the royal rumble isn't anymore

God, why are there still so many people in the ring
Eliminate some of these shitters

>Hangmanlet is the joker
why

HOLY FUCK HIS NECK

SAWDUST

Buncha negative people in here, this is fun.

I might just pay for the ppv, its not so expensive in Europe

based

Where's the star power? Look at all these geeks.

You should be ashamed of yourself for watching this.

cope

>surprise entrant
>its fucking page
holy shit im shocked!

>taped up injured knee
>kip up

bea

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>If you dont like this your not a fan of pro wrestling

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I dont give a shit about Hangman Page. if he wast friend of The elite no one would care about him.

gayman adam gay

FUCK

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i fucking love Na'sthan

>HANGMAN

It's like a sweet potato with arms and legs.

the only match i was willing to pay for was pac vs hangman

Search TNT on youtube,

I want to tongue fuck Sonny Kiss's butthole

HD link anyone?

WHY ISN'T THIS WWE COMPETITOR PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO A WWE EXPAT
WHY WON'T THEY REPEAT TNA'S MISTAKE
I AM AN ANGRY E DRONE

I fucking love Jungle Boy. ESPECIALLY since he's Luke Perry's kid

wtf those clones

It's free on YouTube right now for the preshow. TNT channel.

>winner main events for the title
>None of the people in the ring look anything like a main eventer
Wew lad. AEW getting off to a spectacularly poor start

>10 people just hanging out on the side of the ring
What a shitshow

Trying to tell people to buy this when LITERALLY HOW could anyone even enjoy this?

I'm realizing the empty seats are for the fatasses who can't fit into one

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What a complete and utter shitshow

pretty good match so far.

That dude has a mini-me

>this is supposed to entice people to throw $50 at them
holy fuck what a disaster
I wonder if they lost buys from this shitshow

This is awful

Why is tommy dreamer getting so much work in 2019 I saw him on TV last night

>If you are loving this action you need to buy Double or Nothing
LMAO, THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE, WHY DID HE SAY THAT

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I'm enjoying myself at least.

Everybody deserves it

Based and Beapilled.

the biggest pop was for a guy who WWE made

What's TNT thinking right now?

This is below ROH tier...

Like the royal rumble?

.....that spot was worse than some of the women shit. Even commentary was confused.

please say this isn't the future.

Dr Britt Baker

Again, this is the fucking pre show. Yall are acting like were four hours in and this is the main event

Lol were they letting fans wrestle?

Cheap nostalgia. That's it

Whens the Moxley run-in?

>based ace pinned Page as the best BC had to offer and a future superstar
>e-drones think they know better than him

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I have never paid for watch wrestling. This wont be the first.

fucking yum

Who's that fucking manlet who looks like a girl?

>skinny fucking guy tips over this fatty at ease

Fuck psychology right? Fucking marks.

It's the preshow

Live pic lads.

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10/10 body
6/10 face
Would still pump gallons of cum inside her baby box

Luke Perry is actually in the audience tonight.

Is the cripple still in? Cant suspend my belief enough.

>criticizing AEW?
>Run retort "WWE BAD.exe"
>beep boop
>"WWE BAD"

Shida

This is real shitty and hokey.

ALL OF THESE DUDES ARE SKINNY AF OR FAT AF, IS THIS SERIOUSLY THEIR ROSTER

CAMERA MISSED THE 619 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know this is just the shitter battle royale but Jesus is this really the best they could get on the indy scene..?

HOW A LEGLESS GUY DO A 619

WTF lmao.

i'm having the time of my life

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It's nice to see MLW are running an arena show

Fucking hell, someone just pick that human maggot up and throw him into the crowd.

>What have we done?

NXT looks like fucking UFC compared to this

oh no no no no

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>of course not. pro wrestling is for geeks. I'm a sport entertainment fan

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>cripple wrasslin

they may just out carney the wwe at this rate

>619 by cripple guy

Be more specific

MJF is the only one worth a damn

Hahahahahaha nice push you got there Tye you geek. Eliminated by a disabled. I bet Peyton is getting blacked right now.

imagine the smell

May I remind everyone that this is the Pre Show

Holy shit, this is boring

HOW THE FUCK IS THE NIGGA WITH NO LEGS STILL IN? BURYING EVERYONE IN THE MATCH NOBODY HAS TOSSED HIM OUT

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entire tv show will be mjf screwing faces and elite wankery

during the main card

>jobbing to a legless man
Is this what Ten man quit for?

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based mjf desu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
E-CHADS WIN AGAIN

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SO INCLUSIVE IM SO GLAD THIS LEGLESS WARRIOR IS A WRASSLER. AEW WHEN DOES HE GET HIS TURN AS CHAMP?

>fat dude
>skinny fornite dancing dude
>cripple
>tranny

AEW? More like SJW!

>FIRED FROM WWE
>ELIMINATED BY NO LEGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the absolute state of the e-drones crying in the youtube comments
lmao oh no no no

Janela died

cope

Most of these guys have shit gear
The gay black dude unironically looks the best in the match

Just tuned in, is glaciere already eliminated??? also any surprise entrant on the battle royal??

JOEY JANELA IS FUCKIN DEAD!

HOLY FUCK HIS NECK

JESUS CHRIST

based retard bumping himself into sawdust
how many hotdogs was that

your trends are tailored to who you follow retard

Penelope is a 10/10 lads

Press F for Billy Gunn

THE GAY COMMUNITY

>that no selling

>tye dillinger still jobbing in battle royals

Luchasaurus is dimes though, that's something

You guys are just being a contrarian.

These commentators are soo fucking baaad

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poor tommy

>serious sport promotion

Dad walks in

>The PERFECT 10 Shawn Spears dumped out by legless cringer
AEW in shambles

Sonny thicc.

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>gay nigger analingus
HAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT WWE KILLER THERE

How tf a guy with no feet supposed to get eliminated

Valverde is third on the USA? Wow.

COPE

bruh Tana also thinks AJ is the best wrestler ever when he himself has single years of his career that are better than AJ's entirety
He can be wrong. Page is fucking boring, form your own opinions

*dad walks in*

I fucking love Orange Cassidy.

they're e-drones

Based Dreamer

>gayniggers from outerspace

god I wish that was me

>FOLLOW UP THE MOST HARD HITTING SPOT OF THE NIGHT WITH THE DUMBEST

NICE BOOKING CODY!

Literal faggotry

Im new to aew and dont care for wwe. This has been underwhelming.

>we want a sports oriented show
and its full of comedy shit

USA is a hispanic country, they like soccer now.

BASED O C
A
S
E
D

O
C

>how many indie meme spots can we get in: the match

its true

not even 30 minutes in and AEWtists already coping

this is fucking garbage

>guy randomly scramble to another corner for spot

Of course it's comedy shit. It's a show made by massive self marks

You are pretty behind guys, 4 guys on the ring for me.

I fucking love Orange Fanta.

Well I've seen enough, Vince can sleep soundly tonight.

this is unironically terrible so far, like late wcw terrible

MJF looks like EC3 had a baby with Tommy Robinson.

...

Anyone found a free stream?

pretty fun pre-show battle royal

Should have opened with a fast paced singles match. Pre show or not you want people invested immediately. This is trash

lol did that guy yelll out shoryuken

>90% of thread clowning on this shit
>these few niggas vehemently reposting "I-IT'S JUST THE PRE-SHOW, EDROOOOOOOOONES"
The fucking tears and shitposting less than half an hour into the preshow
This is gonna be hilarious

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PLS WIN LUCHASAURUS

THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS WERE BRAGGING ABOUT?

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I FUCKING HATE HANGMAN PAGE. HE IS THE WORST ELITE MEMBER (and he has a looot of competition in that field).

FUCK ALL NEPOTISM WRESTLING.

Yup, they are not going to attract any casuals on TNT.

loangovernment.com/report/result.php?file5= Can do user

You realize that Brock fucking Lesnar sold for some kid who only had one leg during his first run, right? Of course not, because you were still in your dad's ballsack. This carny bullshit is nothing new. 18+ kiddo.

Luchasaurus seems based. I'd rather this dude win.

WWE network

So who the fuck was originally supposed to win this faggot fest before the Pac match was cancelled? It's pretty obvious that Hangman is winning now, but only because "plans change" as Meltzer says

Rich jew with a shitty tatoo is a great gimmick desu.

Hangman vs Omega.

I had hope for MJF here but they legit booked Page both as the Joker and to win, really.

Blandman Sage

>WWE still does new stuff
>AEW just copies what works

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me on the right

probably MJF

He's not going to fight his match later on, his leg injury will make it so he can't fight later on. This is why they booked him to win this

My only hope now is that going forward they actually will make it a storyline that Cody is a corrupt boss that blatantly favors his friends and make him a Mr. McMahon figure.

Early AEW fans actually thought they would get Goldberg instead of this booty shit.

It is the pre show though, a pre show battle royale even.

Did you expect a **** performance from a preshow battle royale?

>soul vs soulless

Shh user, let everyone else get worked =]

ah lads I was really hoping to be shitposting tonight but this is just sad. I hope the main show is much better. I liked the dinosaur guy i guess. LEts stay positive!
youtube.com/watch?v=hmWP99NPN9g

Wow a finish that has been done to death

Is the match even later in the show?

Lmao ya clowned me but that was based

no, the title match is probably gonna be on the first TNT show.

is it gay to find that woman really attractive

Ok enough """"comedy"""" please, or at least let it be on this and have none on the main show.

So far, not living up to the hype.

SHHHHHHHHHH

I respect Excalibur's wardrobe choices.

He doesn't have a match later on.

What have you expected? Have you really bought into "serious" sports presentation?
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

> "wh-what is all this COMEDY?!"

It's like you've never seen a single episode of BTE