DOUBLE OR NOTHING OFFICIAL WEIGH-IN & PRESS CONFERENCE GAMETHREAD
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>WEIGH-IN
why? do they have weight categories?
>Weigh-in
That's actually pretty cringe and pointless in wrestling
its sports maggle!
While I'm really excited for DoN, I think the weigh-in stuff is really cringe. However, I wonder if shit's gonna happen during it.
who's that chick ?
>weigh-in
When? Stream?
>Kylie coming out to the Pokemon Theme Song
BASED
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What the fuck Pokemon music?
>Unironically watching All Pajeet Wrestling
AHAHAHAHAHA
yikes, hope biggest dimes pikachu sues her
Based Dakota Bayley
>Those tits from Decker
This cunt is literally making a career from ripping off pokemon, holy shit
Oh God, he's going to propose at starrcast
Holy cringola
holy shit this is pure cringe
the search for an alternative to the garbage heap that is the wwe comtinues
Link?
>weigh-in
HOLY FUCKING YIKES!
lol yeah, not "fake happy" at all.
VINCE BTFO
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this bisch need to stop pausing for the laughs
>B-B-B-BUH WWE
That's for the sake of an actual division and establishing the fact that he's a relative power-guy by just making weight. Not ham-fisted "muh real sport presentation".
Get WWE out of your head. It's unhealthy.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>the fucking STATE of Vince
Anyone has a better link than this shit? youtube.com
you do realise catchweight fights still have weigh ins?
Especially when everyone has the same build
You do realize wrestling is fake and if it doesn't progress some form of story by intrinsically using the weigh-in format a'la the Buddy example they're needless and hokey presentation by a company that misunderstands New Japan's "sports-like" pretense that could be accomplished at the press conference instead of wasting time on needless fodder events.
In catchweight fight both competitor agree to a certain weight limit. In pro wrestling you can have a 200 pds difference, weigh-ins makes no sense unless its for a cruiserweight/junior heavyweight match
i meant open weight
weigh ins are fake in every sport dumbass, the actual weigh in doesnt happen on a stage, so its literally perfect for pro wrestling
So what happens if someone fails their weigh in?
What are the agreed upon weights for each match?
AEW is just another sjw smark pandering promotion isnt it
Guys please give a good link I can't hear shit on the youtube link
>"you're a fine lookin woman"
>*fans cheer*
the state of AEW fans
Cody panders so fucking hard it's embarrassing.
That doesn't alter the fact that those sports are actually real and therefore weight plays a legitimized factor that it's pointless to try and replicate unless weight is part of the story.
Could you blame him? Nigga is hyped
>So what happens if someone fails their weigh in?
an easy story line you fucking brainlets
you can kind of tell the morons that are wrapped up in a wrestling bubble cause to most anyone else the idea of building a angle off that makes sense
I don't even like wrestling but that seems pretty obvious
why are you so stupid
Literally makes no difference, also if it's like last year than no one except 2 people actually weight in
Who's the big titty whore
taima
>an easy story line you fucking brainlets
So what's the story?
>I have no creativity at all
some guy misses weight so nigger #2 is like we don't have to fight now, cue shananigans
fucking retarded drones, my god
thx
>ceremonial weigh ins doesnt change anything
check this no dimes loser
>some guy misses weigh
Again what are the previous agreed upon weights? Have they been established before?
miss what weight? There is no weight limit
This is terrible hahaha
>190lbs
i've taken shits bigger than that lmao
180 pounds lmfao. Exposing the business
>we don't have to fight now
another match off the card
oh no no no no state of aewtists
I know they're just Vanilla manlets, but this Sammy guy looks like he's 13
the fucking state of these entrance themes holy shit
*Takes the mic*
Says nothing
*Give the mic back*
then you add a stipulation
you're so desperate you've become retarded
I don't watch your faggy shit, but that's an example of how to make a story out of it you intellectually bankrupt shitters
>Stealing Kevin Owens bad joke
Cringe
I'm pretty sure that they could unironically get Jim Johnson to write shit for them.
I am not a person who usually say this but, this is legit CRINGE.
Both these manlets have bad gyno
get exposed as a retard
>I don't watch I i-is smart, you d-dumb
Have sex incel
This le sport shit aint gonna work when the wrestling style is le whos gonna put on the best match flippyshit noselling that doesnt even resemble fight. So crinfe
>this awful sound/video quality
lolindies
Cringe Cucks are fucking horrible.Can't wait for them to go away.
Holy shit you're retarded. Yes that's an example. That is clearly what they aren't doing here since they are already happening and there have been no stories. At least to my knowledge because I don't watch this shit.
>ceremonial
>it's fake
That's what I'm saying it should be won't be, ya pencilneck
I don't watch wrestling, it's for faggots
I don't watch your shit so I don't know what they're doing, but that's a way to make it matter you dumb bitch
Cucks weigh no more than 200lbs combined.
watch on taima not jewtube
i hope they die. as a matter of fact, you guys a re pretty cool. don't go to DoN tomorrow
Are they weighing the crowd so they can reinforce the seats?
two fans on stage right now
Is this a 205Live PPV?
You are actually watching it? KWAB bro KWAB
You're not fooling anyone E-drone
>Pro wrestling weigh-ins
>Find out skinnyfat 5'6 wrestler doesnt actually weigh 200 lbs
>actually weighs 150 lbs soaking wet.
Is this not exposing the business?
kek
bruh no one watches wwmeme
You know, I bet these guys thought this weigh in thing would be really cool didn't they.
>Dude what if we do weigh ins like mma and boxing
>Yeah dude! It's like we are a real sport!
>So do we have different weights limits?
>Get the fuck outta here.
Are we really supposed to sympathize guys putting their family at risk by being broke ass wrestlers for a living?
basef
Let me know if anything interesting happens
Old Cucks announcing they're retiring after double or nothing Holy Shit!
>ARE U READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD
alright im out
realistically there should be weight limits, no manlets allowed for the main title
dunnno who they'd get then, but that'd be better
Why is Young Cuck#1 faking his voice? He's trying to sound manly but it comes off as fake
based Golddust honestly
Someone worked it out earlier the average height of the male AEW locker room is 5'8 there would be no heavyweight division.
> Is this where the senior citizens stand?
kek
>At a combined age of 400 years old The Old Cucks and Dustin Whodes
kek good lord
well throw my initial reaction out the window, dunno why they'd do weigh ins if they're not doing a storyline off it and everyone is a midget
Who do you think has the idea to do weigh ins? I am guessing Khan because I honestly don't think Cawdy and the Cucks are stupid enough to think of this.
>they look you dead in the eye and they cum
DAD'S FAVORITE
Who will be their Joe Rogan?
I wasnt even shocked to be honest I expected it to be lower.
Who's the girl in black
AND WEIGHING IN AT 10 POUNDS
He's not wrong though.
Nice weigh-ins where only 2 people actually go on the scale
well that was some low-rent shit
I thought the owner was a billionaire?
why is their production worse than Impact and RoH?
shows gonna tank if they just have faggy sob stories about not being able to pay rent and inside jokes about bears
This is the starrcast production truck. Well see tomorrow how they handle the production.
I came in literally the second it ended. Give me the important/hilarious details.
I’m going to put this on reddit and see how they react
gonna be good
Shut isnt even 30 minutes , it was fun silly , some funny questions to cody "that fan's question followed by his smirk killed me tho", mid being the greatest ever. What were people expecting ? Some grandiose shit?
It was short and fun. RIP the guy that made his proposal at a damn wrestling weight in tho....poor man
I bet you are edrone
they crowed the first AEW TV champ
don't come back
>only good promo was from the old boomer
>couldn't even get kenny and jericho out
>no actual press conference for the rest of the matches
>only like 2 people actually got weighed
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT
Golddust promo was actually pretty good. Really good, actually. Everything else was completely skippable and worthless though. Don't know why they did this in the first place, maybe to create some hype before the show, or something but hell, people are already excited for it guys, cmon.
>Give me the hilarious details
It was an aew event.
Sammy whateverisnameis punted midget 2 after their weigh in (the only 2 that actually weigh in) and Dustin said he was Dusty's favorite son, that's it
Of course the proposal was to a ham planet. All You Can El-Eat with AEW.
Dustin was good, if only for the ending punchline. Everything else was a skip. Not a good start to try and build hype for these other matches.
>makes pathetic excuses for AEW
>calls other people drones
You really think the purpose of this weigh in is to tell a story? Fucking lol
one of the hosts had her tits hanging out
that was pretty much the only thing notable about this clusterfuck
they better get their shit together by tomorrow
>have to go into work on Sunday
>can’t get out of it because it’s penis inspection day
Ah well, guess I won’t be watching this shit
>penis inspection day
>at work
where the fuck do you live user? I haven't had one of those since College.
Basado. Thanks kind user
>Those fucking pits
>Those fucking tits
>Those fucking eyes
10/10
It's on Saturday to dumb fuck.
>it’s on Saturday to dumb fuck
What did he mean by this?
in wrestling yea it would be, why else would you do it nigger
Maybe he lives in Japan, pinhead.
>tfw first penis inspection was during freshman year of college
i miss using a toilet guys
>one of the hosts had her tits hanging out
pics desu???
is ppv today?
This was fucking balls. First the press conference now this. It gets hyped up then every time they actually do something it's shit.