ITS MY IMPACT WRESTLING GAMETHREAD AND ILL CRY IF I WANT TO

Two fat men will have a match tonight and it will either be very awkward or end in a dq

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RVD vs THETOMMYDREAMER!
Santana LAX Ortiz vs Official EGO & Walking_Weapon!
Sami Callihan vs FALLAH
Taya Valkyrie vs MadisonRayne!

Yikes what a bad card

>gloating aboyt selling the front fucking row
Sad.

Seen better cards, but a lot of the worst weeklies on paper also turn out to be the best in practice
Tag match is a guaranteed banger tho

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>Sami Callihan vs FALLAH
Oh shit thats gonna be fun

I'll be watching CMLL then

Whats the specific venue theyre doing the slammy on? OP says Gilleys Dallas but appparently theres like 9 different places in there

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oof

doesnt look like much, but maybe its because it doesnt say how much the general admission holds
i wanna say around 700-800 people total if this sells out, but who knows

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youtu.be/T5XycY4WqZc Opening

LOL. AEW had have 10k people for cody vs goldust and impact cat sell 500 tickets

so?

looking comfy

700-800 total seems high from the seat chart but I guess if they have standing room only they could squeeze in quite a few

so 1k max. LOL

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If 10 thousand people want to watch a sjw shitshow with dick jokes and trannies let them, im sure they will have a good time, it's just not my cup of tea, I will stick with Impact.

impact is even worst sjw. they are own by a canadians and run by them. they are the sjw trash

>RVD vs Dreamer

I expect piledrivers and weapons

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seethe more

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not bad
dont care too much about rohit but other 3 kick ass in these kinda matches

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Who do you think Petey's eating the pin for?

Based as fuck.

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It's on here in England on 5Star in an hour.
Doesn't sound like a great card but fuck it.

Somebody cared about him enough to get him a birfday cake decorated with his favorite game's logo. If you are implying this is pathetic then you need to look in the mirror, bub

i'm confused on where you got that impression

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Oh shit I'm sorry.

Please please. No madisonwinslol.

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Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, 'specially since they're such good size and all

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mmmm yeah boy I can see that

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Ace Austin has kind of grown on me, he needs to embrace his sleazy heel side tho.

Based footCHAD Sami.

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>it's another "Tommy Dreamer fellates ECW" promo

wrestling fans are fickle, what's new?

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This

Did James Mitchell just call himself a cuckold?

Right.
Watching the episode right now, almost finished.
It's actually alright for a throwaway episode.
Glenn Gilberti is on right now fighting a woman and being a massive prick and it's absolutely fucking excellent to watch.

Basically watch it, it's better than Raw has been for a long time.
Still RVD Vs. Dreamer as main event to go.

EC DUB FOREVER

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Not a bad show.

Cool, thanks UK bro I am watching the fuck out of it later if I don't get trapped in fishing commercials.

One more hour.

twitch.tv/impactwrestling

Is time

OVE

Is Dimesco gonna be on tonight?

Bahh Bahh.

>Is Dimesco gonna be on tonight?
Yes

Gross

Disco's pretty alright this week, and I say that as someone who doesn't like him that much.

That hurts.

I used to love fishing but I can't imagine many things than watching it and not doing it.
Kinda like darts, golf or pool... fun but fuck watching that shit.

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No no.

Bahh is deceptively agile

I've honestly never seen Su without the goth make-up.
Seems weird that she's married to Rich Swann, they seem so fucking different.

Looks decent

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Agreed

Melissa tech troubles

>one last time

sure tommy

Ol' technical difficulties Melissa

>It's a Melissa vs Technology stream
I love her bros

Cute

Alright she's actually really fucking hot.
Well done Rich Swann.
Also kinda weird how she's so hot but she always looks putrid in Su Yung mode.
Impressive shit.

>I love her bros
Same

This flashback better not be a preview

Oh no.

Big hospital Mike

>womyn's wrestling

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Thick

Fat

Based

Melissa Melissa

Based Taya

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Poor Kid Ref

RIP madison.

wtf was this shit with the ref?

Demon back in the title picture nice.

is disco inferno on yet, that's all I care about

I hope soon.

Cheers

>Su relegated to rosemarys pet

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>>Su relegated to rosemarys pet
Based as fuck.

I want one.

Same

Father James Mitchell doesn't want to be a cuckold

Its her true self. How else would she have gotten rich fired from the fed? Shes the typical psycho bitxb. Good on swan for continuing his wrestling career.

bring out disco inferno so I can turn this shit off

Based

twitter.com/Tess_Blanchard/status/1132003676342501376?s=19

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Fuck off, Glenn

Mitchell just called himself a cuck

RIP kenny

One thing I like about TNA is how basically every one has a character and something to do. Reminds me of the WWF during the Attitude Era

Melissa is so fucking pretty

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>Melissa is so fucking pretty
Cage is lucky.

And she seems so sweet too

>And she seems so sweet too
Agreed with this

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LAX are over brother

Based

WORLDWIDE LATINO PRIDE.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

The North is a pretty good team

Hell Yeah.

Based LAX.

Good Match

>The North is a pretty good team
They should go White Walker and piss another few million people off.
SKYRIM IS THE THE NORDS.

Disco

DISCO

Disco time

based disco working the marks.

Ashley Vox

based disco

Based disco

WOMEME BTFO

Based

5 STAR MATCH

7 stars

twitch viewership skyrocketed when disco appeared, for real

>rainbow flag on knee
Is she a dyke?

Based fucking Disco

>twitch viewership skyrocketed when disco appeared, for real
disco ratings

Grow a chin

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>1,000
Melissa can't into math

these young boys could learn some things from Glenn

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I wonder twitter.com/ashley__vox?lang=en

>these young boys could learn some things from Glenn
Agreed user.

poop squad

Fucking degenerate abomination

>Fucking degenerate abomination
Oh well.

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I'm so tired of this shit

Main event.

The only acceptable circumstances for mixed wrestling are squash matches (i.e. to establish the man as a particularly sadistic heel, or as a comeuppance for an evil woman who deserves to get her shit kicked in) and fetish matches. The difference between a man who's in good shape and a woman is too great.

E C W

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youtube.com/watch?v=1vQOtJqML8I Kino

Clap Clap

This match will be more impressive at 1.5x

>This match will be more impressive at 1.5x
This

Fight forever

Imagine a faggot trying to chant that in the original ECW

beautiful piledriver

What a frogsplash. RVD put effort in and can still go

Sabu

SABU

SABU

based

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vs
youtube.com/watch?v=VaXZmRvCsJg

Next week

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Impact really going for the ECW nostalgia lately

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Only cause they are in Philly

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>ecw reunion in 2019

It's like some things never change

This

who is she?

youtu.be/V6cJNaSkN14
Not gonna lie, this sounds kinda hot

Impact has an owl, not a cat.

...what

Fallah Bah is based as fuck and the North/Moose alliance is great. The Disco skit was fantastic and the inevitable Disco vs Tessa match will be dimes.

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AH now i get it lmao

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Ashley vox.

twitter.com/realKILLERkross/status/1132189613840224256?s=19

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tna is trash
so its impact

bumping so you can still see this thread in the front page

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ecw nostalgia is a draw compared to everything else on the impact roster