Says here you haven't ordered AEW Double or Nothing from your pay per view provider

I'll be watching WWE

Yeah, I'm going to watch it on a pirate stream like I do all my wrestling because it's 2019 ya luddite.

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The Fucking state of that price

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>Explain yourself

I'm so cheap that Bob Iger himself made me an Honorary Jew.

>outlaw wrestling
Rather watch Impact or AAA.

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On the internet

>paying that much money for something i've always gotten for free
Yeah i'm not a fucking idiot lmao.

How much is it? If it's a dime more than $40, they are absolutely fucking shroomin'. Even $40 is probably at least $10 too much.

I have work that night, and I would've watched it with a friend otherwise because it's a gorillion dollars

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By watching At your friends house who is having a viewing party

E chad reporting in

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I’ll just extrapolate from the game threads

Waiting for MLW Fury Road June 1st like a real wrestling Chad
>Von Erichs and Austin Aries debut
>Mance Warner and Sami Callihan hardcore goodness
>Based grannytits Gotch with his new dime machine Contra Unit
>Hart Foundation
Best part is that it'll be free

I want to support it but I'm a jew

>That card

There are maybe three matches I can count on to be pretty good, and at LEAST one that is sure to be maximum faggotry,

Sounds way better

cringe

>maximum faggotry
Which one

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The young cucks not getting a dime from me

What's the age rating there going for?

The announced card so far
>Teddy Hart (c) vs Jimmy Havoc for Middleweight championship
>Davey Boy Smith Jr. vs MJF
>Myron Reed vs Rey Horus
>Brian Pillman Jr. vs Hammerstone to crown first ever Openweight champion
>Austin Aries vs Adam Brooks
>Tom Lawlor and Marshall and Ross Von Erich vs Contra Unit (Simon Gotch, Jacob Fatu, and Josef Samael)
>Mance Warner vs Sami Callihan in a falls count anywhere match

Young Bucks vs Some Luchadors I expect the absolute dumbest flippyshit conceivable.

I also don't have the highest hopes for Cody v Dustin, the Battle Royal, or the three way between some women I have never heard of. The women's 6-vag tag seems like merely an attempt to cram women onto the card, but it probably won't suck. It'll just be a middling 3v3 match.

God, Best Friends vs Jack Evans and Angelico is going to have to come up huge to justify any part of this PPV. I expect Kenny and Jericho to do well, and the 6 man should be good (I have no knowledge of the Strong Hearts, but Daniels, Kaz, and Skorpio Sky are always on point), but that's just two matches. Kip Whobian and Whoey Guevara could be great for all I know, but it's on the preshow, so I don't expect much more than a good opener level of match.

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Calling it now the first ever AEW world heavyweight title match will be between Sonny Kiss and Kenny Omega and they'll lose all credibility after that

How do I go about seeing this intriguing show? I've never actually seen Teddy Hart wrestle and I really want to, either because it'll be laughably terrible, or because he's gotten his shit together and isn't half bad.

I thought Pillman signed with aedubya or can they still do indies?

I don't watch E shit, lite or otherwise

Is Sonny a shoot faggot ?

I don't care about Cody or his faggot friends.

>Sonny Kiss

His name is a red link on the Wikipedia page of the DoN card. I would hope the god they'd have more sense than to just push him right into a championship match against Kenny. He might just be fucking great, but maybe take a few months (and some TELEVISION SHOWS) to build him up to the point where at least the people watching the show might have heard of his ass before.

What then

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just went to in n out to order one
thanks rock
gonna watch wrestlemania x8 this weekend brother

But diversity is our strength

>WWE is trash
>AEW is peak obnoxious zoomerism
>Impact is flippy shit
>MLW is flippy shit disguised as serious wrestling
>ROH is ROWhoFuckingCares
>Who Japan is flippy shit with dance choreography
>The entire UKuck scene is obsessed weebs cosplaying their favorite yakuza fake tough guy
>Lucha only is fun when you're high on weed

The absolute ding-dong diddly state of pro wrestling. HOLY YIKESOLA

This

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Then put Luchasaurus over. He's a fukken dinosaur, mang.

Odds are he signed to do a one off for Cawdy since he's in the battle royal but if he's with them fully then he should be able to work the indies too since he isn't a big name like that yet
They have some TV channel but I never heard of it so I go through YouTube. They put every show up on their youtube channel just literally type MLW. Quite a few people working the shows too
>LA Park and his son
>Low Ki and his semen demon De La Renta
>Ace Austin
>Lucha Bros
>Lucha Bros
But this one might not be for too long, I'm really getting the feeling they're letting their contracts expire to go AEW exclusively. MLW has solid lucha without them anyway though

Teddy Hart nowadays is solid but look for his early stuff like 10-15 years ago

This is Sonny Kiss

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What about the NWA?

>Strong, independent black women

PUSH HER TO THE MOON

>her

They haven't released an album since 1991

Wait.....

>cosplaying their former 80s fame while having flippy shitters in the main events that contradicts everything they're trying to be

I'd rather watch aew

>Page saying he's not competing at all literally 2 days before the PPV
Defend this.

Im a Poorfag

Rocks currently a free agent

Hear me out
>Page wins the battle royale, securing his chance at the world title
>Omega beats Jericho
There's your main event of DoN

>woman

i'm not a homosexual

Hopefully a stream link will be provided on asp

Isn’t it streaming for free somewhere

>woman

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I'd like to know

I'm an EChad aewBTFO

>paying for wrestling

Paying for anything

The state of rocks hair in 02

Clinging on to life

>>Who Japan is flippy shit with dance choreography
Try actually watching it

If it were $40 I would have paid, and at $30 I would have happily paid. It's over $50 and, while I can afford that, I can't justify that. I'm not a poorfag but that's partially because I know what is worth applying my money to. I'll stream it somewhere and buy a fucking shirt if I still want to support the company after the show.

Who? Tim Storm, Nick Aldis, Jocephus, Crimson, Sam Shaw, James Storm etc. who has been associated at some point or another as "NWA guys" in this new NWA are pretty far from flippyshit.

A lot of the boys they borrow from feds are flippy shit though like FLIP Gordon and Bandido at Crockett Cup, hell the innovators of flippy shit RnR Express got airtime (love those guys though)

Yeah but I kinda get wanting to use some of those who are known in the indies to grow the regocnition of your brand. And Crockett Cup was done in conjunction with ROH anyways.

Try actually stop defending this shit like a brainwashed drone. Just recently Okada had another of his signature reversal dance routine #739261 going at full speed with SANADA to end a 30+ minute match.

Corgan said he wants to shy away from going full flippy shit and wants to bring the big hoss style back to wrestling which I hope he manages but I guess a dose of manlets flipping here and there is a necessary evil. At least he gets good spot monkeys instead of young buck tier performers

I bought it on FITE. Cost a bit over 20 bucks (I live outside of USA)

Hey bud if youre still here

How did you do it? I cant find it listed on fite.

It was just on the front page of my FITE app. You cannot find it even by searching?

I'd get it but I'm busy and won't be able to watch live

On one hand I want it to be great but then again id love a complete botchfest