ITT your gimmick irl

ITT your gimmick irl

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I wear cowboy boots

my gimmick is that I have a terrible eating and sleeping schedule so I feel like shit all the time, I’m sure I have OCD (possibly because I was born 2 months prematurely) and I’m a hipochondriac, also I’m lazy to study but then I’m always depressed when I fail an exam

>Guy who was in a stable
>stable start turning on another’s guy in it
>I here about this and tell the guy everything that they were planning
>both of us get kicked from stable
>have a long tag team with him
>10 months pass
>start talking to old stable again
>it’s not what it used to be
>they don’t want me or trust me
>tag team partner still with me but we barely hang out
>now barely talk to him
>still talk to stable on discord and shit but they don’t really want me to hang out with them
>only game with them
I am the Jannetty

Cant get laid despite being fairly attractive. Luck is shit and so is my social skills

Polite Babyface with a push from myself. I'm attracting some ring rats at work but ignore them because I'm a cool headed virgin who's scared of intimacy and scared that I might get a girl pregnant and not be ready to support the baby or her.

my irl gimmick is constantly ethering my friend theg

going to die alone and having accomplished nothing

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Plucky Young Up & coming 23 Year old working hard during the week & devoting myself to Training every Weekend

my gimmick is that i lift and am in good shape
unfortunately my personality is pretty weak so i'm forever destined to be on the lower card at best

unbased and very deceitpilled

>graduated with mass comm degree in the 2014
>fucked around in the undercard for 2 years
>signed with Delta subsidiary wrestling in 2017 after working the indies
>2 years later all the callups I hired on with have all been future endeavored
>hopefully my masters degree will help my push
Normiemania running wild brother

can we make it a rule from now on that only funny people get to write replies to these "using wrestling terms to tell real life stories" threads

Have a degree and going to school for another but still living like a NEET.
Alcoholic who will die by 40

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Balding American Badass gimmick with glasses and a gut. It flies over decent around here due to so many biker cars and being as tall as mean mark

>no one would post th-

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Based. What's a good company to buy from?

Workin a hotdog gimimick right now

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Im edgy atheist straight edge with pepsi tattoo

Pro-life athiest lolbertarian

Manic smooth talker

I pick one neighbor a month and leave a letter in their mailbox saying they're being watched and not act suspicious so the people watching them don't get tipped off

Jeb Roney, rent a jobber

the weird guy who takes creep shots of girl feet

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Beer belly gimmick

is this /r9k/ or Yea Forums? what the fuck

Dimes. If chicks like a six pack then they would go head over heels for a keg.

Thisola, I hate these threads because they always remind me that this board is a massive collection of mentally suboptimal degenerates.

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>tfw atheist creationist

How the fuck

Me too user

Go to a Mexican fleamarket and buy some $100-200 boots. The really cheap ones suck and the really expensive ones are super gaudy beaner shit.

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I live in Minnesota. How in the blue hell am I supposed to find a Mexican flea market?

Not too different from my lifestyle

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Well shit kid, I can't just hand you a cowboy gimmick. If you can't even find some damn mexicans how are you supposed to stop them from rustling your stock back across the border? Try looking for a western wear store or something, I don't know if anyone that far north actually wears cowboy stuff at all. If you can't find anything go to Texas and buy a bunch of leather - get some belts, boots, a jacket, etc

I work a leather jacket similar to the boots and have a belt that matches. Its pretty over, strangers compliment me on the getup at least once or twice a week.

>I don't know if anyone that far north actually wears cowboy stuff at all
Once you get out away from New Somalia and the metro suburbs, Minnesota gets rural as fuck really quickly. These crackers love cowboy boots.

Miner Chad is basically me IRL except I'm taller and not from Tula

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