Have you ever used a wrestling move irl

>not using tarp and laying it out in the bushy grass
Not gonna make it here with the wolves kid

It's Yakuza 6. Okada, Yano and Tenzan are in it too.

I tried a German suplex on a bully at school but I ended up falling on my back with a guy twice the size of me falling on me.

Yakuza 6, my man. They're also in the Coliseum in Kiwami 2 as well!

Me and my friends had a trampoline wrestling league in grade 7 and 8. We would fuck each other up on that thing. I was the powerhouse because I had an early growth spurt and was always pretty strong for someone who didn't do any sports. Used to powerbomb them out of the treehouse onto the trampoline.

I wasn't smartened up to the business at the time though and ended up taking a Ganzo Bomb when one of my friends tried to powerbomb me and I didn't curl up to a seating position. I was always strong enough to just power them up and didn't know you were supposed to help the guy doing the move. Hurt like a bitch. He got his receipt when I hit him with a enziguri so hard he got knocked off the trampoline.

Based retard user thinking his fighting spirit would carry him to victory!

Oh hey we also had intergender wrestling and when I beat one of my friends ex girlfriend I got to touch her titty (under shirt over bra) for 10 seconds and it was the moment I became a boob man.

I wouldn't touch another woman in a sexual way until I turned 20.

When I was about 13 my buddies and I were rough-housing as young lads do and one of them charged me with his head down, so I caught him in a front facelock, underhooked his right arm and gave him a suplex. I was working that puberty growth spurt gimmick so I had about 30 lbs and six inches on him which made it pretty easy, and there was a foot of snow on the ground so nobody got hurt.
We all agreed that it had looked pretty cool, then we went sledding and ate a pizza.

I suplexed a kid for spitting at me in high school, dude started crying his eyes out afterwards in front of his friends. Was absolutely fucking incredible.

As is Tanahashi and Kojima.

And in Kawami 2 there was Mutoh, Chono, Tenryu, and Fujinami.

Oh and Saki is a hostess is Yakuza 6

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fucking diving out the window to escape the beating of his life, what a coward

When I was young and didn't know how ro fought I tried hulking out. The other kid probably thought I had a seizure until I did the YOU point and delivered the big boot for the 1 2 3.
I got suspended for two days but my dad thought it was so hilarious that he didn't punish me and so I just played some Sega during my vacation

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your dad sucks and is the reason you're a limp wristed ladyboy who watches wrestling

Couldn't hear you over my undefeated playground wrestling champion title, user

absolutely mint

Kids asked me I wanted to 'ufc' in the woods. They gave me a canned fish. 5'6 and like 220. I put him in the Fujiwara so they stand us up again. Then we tip over and I'm headbutting him so they stand us up. So I grab him and do an overhead belly to belly and that was it

That's awesome

In high school, I gave this one little uppity, touchy feely, in-your-face manlet a shoot snapmare on the concrete floor.
You could hear his head bounce off the floor.

Luckily he didn't get hurt too bad or I would've been fucked.

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didnt read, but also filtered.

Should've just grabbed his shirt collar and tied one of his legs for the trip.

Did you see that coward jump through that bathroom window?

Fucking based

Yes.
Apparently I used to do wrestling moves on my little sister but I don't remember... at a family meal the other day I mentioned wrestling and she said I used to do suplexes to her onto the sofa and I can't remember any of that shit.
Damn drugs and alcohol.

based, snapmares are underrated
manlet detected

I accidentally curb stomped a classmate in 6th grade. Almost got me expelled, but since it was my first time doing something bad and had always had good grades, they only made me see the school's psychologist for a month.

Nothing was more kino than hitting a nice suplex or a big leg drop on a trampoline.

>Nothing was more kino than hitting a nice suplex or a big leg drop on a trampoline.

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Wrong Saki.

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I tried to put my antagonist in a sharpshooter.

he tapped out.

I used to choke-slam my cat when he disrespected me

I gave a no-dimes anti-draw manlet heel in 8th grade a one legged Boston Crabbu. I went over clean, but the commissioner reversed the decision and DQ'd me after members of his stable said I used a foreign object.
Fuck you, Billy.

Sorry you didn't have a fun childhood. Getting molested probably wasn't fun.

STIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Front face lock. Was doing a late shift one night and on the way home some drunk guy grabbed me and a fight broke out. Ended up front facing him and choking him out. I think I hurt him bad cause he was choking up blood but I just got the fuck out of there.

Vince. Strap, now.

I did a Jack Knife Powerbomb on my brother through a glass table

>get into a shoving match with some rich pajeet kid going to my middle class school
>he goes to push me and stumbles
>irish whip him
>he runs into a doorknob really hard and starts shoot sobbing in the middle of the hallway
>run and never get in trouble for it

Cute STICC

gave my ex-girlfriend a full nelson facebuster onto the hardwood floor once

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In 8th grade soccer championship, I scored a goal with a few seconds left so I crotch chopped the goalie and he tried to shoot on me, so I gave him an angle slam and put him in an ankle lock. We won the match because based ref had seen the whole thing.

I used to pit my lIl bro in submissions until one day I let him go over a backdrop me thru an ironing board. It was an awesome spot and my mom was posses but I didnt give a fuck cause I aint never seen that bitch iron shit in her life

BASED heel work

oh god oh fuck i have that exact same bodytype

Weights
Shower
Clue

She’s actually the best hostess by a country mile.

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EC-DUB EC-DUB

who was the jannetty?

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