Based

>Lacey calling Naomi a nigger and burying her
DIMES

HOLY BASED HERE IS MY 9.99

knowing this board WWE booked by Yea Forums is basically just going to amount to the following...
>lesnar buries everyone in the main event spot and wins every belt
>women's division is just fetish shit
>end of PG wrestling
>flippy shit & 205 crew is ghettoized to NXT

...i can't tell if this would be for the better or worse.

Start with an Ali Vs. Ricochet feud.
I'd like to see that even though they're both babyfaces.

Would fap to this and not even a foot fag.

Go to bed, Grim.

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Give Rusev a fuck fetish. Every male on the roster is fucking Lana. Rusev sees various wrestlers wonder out of her dressing room, it is clearly insinuated they fucked. The twist is that Rusev loves it, and even offers to "clean up" on multiple occasions

Cuck fetish. C*CKOLD. Fuck me for being a phone poster

Is it bad i fap to imagination of me fucking Grims wife while he plays wrestling figures in corner?

make Ricochet bite someone, thus turning him heel

Bases

yeah

99% of fan ideas are notably worse than current WWE

no... no cuck stuff you abomination to manhood

Give Lashley a BBC gimmick where every week another female on the roster becomes part of his harem until basically the entire women’s roster comes out with him during his entrance
This culminates in Foxy sticking up for BWC and ends in a Lashley/Dread vs Finn/Danny D mania match where the winners perform a live sex ceremony with Foxy. Finn and Danny go over.
Practically writes itself

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not really
I have a few wrestling related fapmaginations
>me and Kairi are slaves of Asuka but we fall in love
>Asuka angered, he makes me fuck her while Kairi has to watch from a cage

>I try to pick up one of the main roster girls after a house show but with no success
>Ruby Riott mocks me it’s because I’m ugly
>I tell her well she is ugly too that’s why no boys try to hit on her
>the endgame is we fuck
I have a thing for ugly girls

Alright Yea Forums book the next RAM, dubs or higher gets their ideas used

>Lacey starts referring as Ember Moon and Naomi as 'the help'
this has potential

But who goes over?

Uhhhhhh, cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish. Nothing more natural than watching your girlfriend/wife being creamed tbqh

Instead of insulting local sports teams, Elias straight comes out and starts insulting niggers and jews, blaming them for all the World’s problems, singing Borat tier songs about throwing them down the well

I can imagine the promo now.
>"Black people, or NIGGERS as I like to call them..."
>Strums his guitar as he speaks

yeaaaaah i'll pass on such unmanly behaviors and nothing anyone says will ever convince me it's for anything other than a abomination to manhood. not even gonna bother getting into what I think of the females into this.

Cuckolding is manly. Shake my damn head

kek whatever lies you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night freak. now go away I feel dirty even talking to your kind

>Because WWE stands for WHITES WILL EXTERMINATE!!!
>I SAID THAT WWE STANDS FOR
>*crowd joins in*
>WHITES WILL EXTERMINATE

>Nash feud with New Day in which Nash goes 0-92 over 8 years of handicap matches at every PPV and multiple Raws

I want Dutch Mantel v Michael Hayes in a Hip Replacement on a Pole match

Hulk Hogan and Lars Sullivan team and squash minorities together

They call them THE FINAL SOLUTION

Who’s side will carmella, rhea, and alicia take?

I’m literally throwing dimes at my screen

Paul Heyman does the exact same thing he does now, but turns up the Jew factor by like 1000%

So start instructing him to mention the Holocaust as often as possible, and use words like "Goyim" or "oy vey!" maybe even "it's another Shoa!" in his promos a lot more. Also he should wear a Jew hat and nose prosthetic, and rub his hands together

THE 1488 EXPERIENCE

No one, it turns out that they all have AIDS

>Most popular suggestion: fart gimmicks

>I-If y-youre so smart
Theyre trying to get ideas for free. The fans that send them will never get a single ounce of credit and theyll pretend their writers came up with it

WCW already did this with Jeep Swanson

Mandy farting on a donut and sonya furiously eating weekly it would draw money

I got emailed back already.
I'll slip a ding-dong diddly into something to let ya know I hit the big leagues.

You know damn well which side Alicia Fox is on.

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Hulk Hogan returns as a manager and forms a new stable - Hulk 2.0 with Lashley, Apollo, and New Day.

After like 2 months somebody (later revealed to be a returning Big Cass) leaks a video of Hogan having a big laugh about “tricking those blacks”.

Where do I submit my idea for a segment with the female roster eating some bad food at catering and getting tummy aches?

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I just want to see Liv Morgan in front of a table of food and her eating nonstop for a straight hour.

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Based

>asking the fans to do their work for them
Is this month the one were WWE did the most desperate asspulls ever?
I guess the wildcard, the Lesnar return and the new title weren't enough.

user this was funny for a few weeks when it first started by all you are doing now is attracting literal reddit cuckolds to the board who don't realize your being ironic.

So Lars Sullivan is a white nationalist. We bring in Richard Spencer to be his heel manager.

He randomly attacks nonwhite people for weeks and this leads to Lars Sullivan Vs All the black and Mexican wrestlers in a handicap match at WM.

Braps are only good when they’re forced

Cringe

dont get worked

she did that at the most recent ppv... mandy soontoblimp kept shoveling food down her throat

Worked

Why have fans write stories when they could approach the people at Whatculture who wrote extensive what if feuds

>all promos are post-ironic
>all female wrestlers must wrestle barefoot
>all male wrestlers must be blvck bvlls

One by one, all the foreign workers are taken out by a mysterious figure. As this happens, the matches start getting strange stipulations, leading to a PPV called POLE-a-mania, where every match involves retrieving something off a pole. The next night Vince on RAW comes down, and yells SWERVE and take off his mission impossible style mask to reveal thatVINCE RUSSO is now in charge of the wwe!

I want my Sandygirl gimmick for Bayley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or at least a heel Bayley

No, heel wife is sexy and grim deserves it

>no souce
>people eating it up without question
lowest IQ board

Heyman, Lexi, and Goldberg form the Jewgazi and take turns barfing on Ali and Zayn

oh servant girl fetch me my belt

I have always think about a "Revolution of the jobbers" arc, where all the guys who always are scripted to loose rebels against the writers and start to win over guys like Roman, Brock or Strowman in worked shoots.

This could break kayfabe but... well, it has been dead for years

>says my client in the most jewish tone imaginable

hulkster beats woods over the head the the 10 inch python
goes on to have beastiality sex with sasha

Rousey comes back and goes for the cruiserweight title. Loses because what's his name cheats but she almost wins despite him being clearly stronger and simply and arrogantly uses his manstrength to brutalize her. Goes back to women's and wins. What's his name loses his title and decides he's a woman. Beats her again. Finally she gets a rematch and after he tries to kick her in the balls she has no balls. She kicks him hard and makes him tap then she gets beat by Asuka cause I like her.

Brock takes the universal title and literally fucks off entirely so the wwe title becomes the de facto title defended on both brands. In order to keep making money he still defends it against the wwe champ every like six months but the champ defends the title earlier in the night so he's never 100%. Or it is a fair fight but Brock always works a dirty style. Someone finally beats him and Triple H comes out like Shao Khan and says I'm the true universal champion and I'm having a match with you right now. He loses and fucks off forever. Brock beats up Heyman and says I'm done working the asshole gimmick and I love wrestling and becomes the new Gorilla Monsoon.

In the meantime wwe replaces nxt with territorial divisions and every part of the country and world has a house show circuit with events put on wwe network. No more brand split and literally every wrestler in the company has an actual contribution to the company. Big names show up in territories and either stick around or just like fuck it it's John Cena bitches.

Raw being three hours gives a good chunk of tv time to whatever territory they're in and you get to see actual meaningful title changes on tv

SIGN ME IN VINCE

Will Truth and Bobo be allowed in the ethnostate stable?

fake news but it would be fun since it would probably draw dimes and make Vince seethe

holy shit where do i sign up i'm ready for the ding-dong diddly greenlight Yea Forumsros it's time to make the wwe fun again

Make Bob Holly the champion. And then he beats everybody.

Heavy Machinery suddenly think they're Transformers and start interfering with random matches while spouting Transformers lines and calling each other Dump Truck and Dozer. Build it up to a feud with War Viking Raider Machine Experience in IMAX 3D

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I book Ronda's return being she shoot punches Nia Jax for 45 seconds to a minute straight before sending her into a garbage truck off a roof.

Holy shit this might actually be an incredible idea. Just imagine the heat the first time he switches up his schtick. Then he becomes a racist preacher instead of a musician.

Fucking mint