Money In The Bank Pre Show Thread

When was Yea Forums featured on RAW?

Who here for the /comfy/ KickOff?

IF YOU PLAN ON WATCHING MONEY IN THE BANK WITH ALL YOUR Yea Forums BROS AFTER FINISHING YOUR HOMEWORK AND DOING YOUR CHORES GIMME A HELL YEAH

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>Bayley and Sasha are Yea Forums stacies
BASEDOLA

Why in the fuck is MitB today?
final day of PGA, ECF, GoT finale
What did Vince mean by this?

>why yes, I plan on watching Money in the Bank tonight on the award winning WWE Network instead of watching the Game of Thrones finale. Why do you ask?

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I just wanto say i literally have no friends in real life and tou guys are the inly thing i look forwadd to life is so short i love you all even though i sdont know your names i fucking love you all life is short

Bayley is winning Money In The Bank!

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What y'all drinkin?

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Sarah Logan is cute

KICKOFF LINK NIGGERS
youtube.com/watch?v=ulxPpCpHRG4

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I AM A MISSILE!

coke

On vacation lads, where to watch This shit on the phone

No im drink

/wooo/tube or /cozy/tube

Seagrams 7, just drinking straight out of the 1.75L bottle since I'm an alcoholic. Also smoking some purplish weed that is called Granddaddy something or other, I dunno

>/wooo/tube
crigne

Thanks lad

Pre show just started on JewTube

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When does the show start EST?

That's funny

Kickoff is on now, think kickoff matches start around 7pm EST, main show at 8pm

7 o clock you new nigger nigger dinner nigger

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The pre-show just started, so an hour from now.

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goddamn Chaly is gorgeous

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cute and comfy Charly

>shane vs miz feud still going
>shane wrestling every ppv

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Charly looking delicious tonight.

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Based

>watching real wrestling instead of fake Game of Thrones

Good for you OP. Better passed out than watching this shit.

I think you dropped this

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Give him the strap Vince, he's ready
also check these digits

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nased
worked

>Cruiserweights on the main show

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I dont watch WWE so I dont care.

Bird up Charly

Why, the King of Beers, Natty Ice of course

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Fail but you know what dobt let those numbers define you.

You are a winner in gods eyes

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Dr Pepper.
The real question is: what are ya eating?

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Any link?

3EXTRA
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Could Charly's dress get any tighter? Her boobs look outrageous tonight.

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fuck me lads im budrupt. thought i had a spare joint laying around but i can't find it
not sure i can stomach this shit sober

network.wwe.com/

I'm sick of that jew

>this guy calling anybody else a pasty

That's like Rey calling someone a manlet.

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I just got off work about to get drunk as fuck too

Shitload of Braun run-in foreshadowing

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>dead silence for becky

OH NO NO NO NO

I
B

>becky cringe cringing up the show already

I'm sorry, brother.

I have a one foot bong ready with some Blue Dream if you want to come schmoke a bewr

LITERALLY NO POP
JUST DEAD SILENCE

None of the people in the arena got to see that interview

I hate Becky so much I had to change the channel

Pitstop early

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just a few Doritos right now but I was going to reheat some Walmart fried chicken in the oven and make a salad with some shredded cheese and ranch (or maybe Italian, we'll see) in 2 hours or so

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>Money in the Bank
>is a contract inside a briefcase

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Becky is close to being a good promo, but something is just off with her

can someone (You) me when bryan/vintner vs uso is on?

So Becky is taking two dicks? At the same time? Lacey in the pussy and Charlotte up the ass?

those pauses for pop...

>meaningful

Who the fuck is Bex kidding?

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Yeah but the briefcase is really expensive.

Why'd they do the *wait for applause* thing as she walked into the frame then?

Yeah I've been drinking cider for like 5 hours so far.
On WWE PPV days, I always get at least a few hours of drinking in so it seems more tolerable.

>I don't want my reign to be long, I want it to be meaningful
Beko confirmed for losing

Mommy Queen Bee Lacey

BOTCHAMANIA

If it weren't for Yea Forums would any of you be watching this right now?

>The state of Sam Roberts hairline

You can hear a walkie talkie in the background.

Is there a show on or something wat u guys talking about

Based Lacey

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Lacey talks like she is doing a JOI video

BECKY BIG MOUTH

American here, what is cider user I don't feel like researching it because I am also drunk, i hear people mention it am just like "hey, what even is cider nigger?"

>Kofi
cringe

Soon

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Who else watching with their usual crew of buds?

wwe is nothing but a women’s soap opera now

Where the fuck are the /mysterio/ bros?!

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And that's a good thing.

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>tfw your interim supervisor is a ESL slav who won't shut the fuck up

I'm seriously ding-dong diddly kms

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BASED BLACK GUY

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Christ no

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is that Renee? wtf

kek what a bitch

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Even the video packages can't make this feud look interesting

>Renee
HOLY FUCKING KEK

I love Sarah lads

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>Renee

lel. But for real who is this bird

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They fired Dasha for this blonde shithead?

Based Oreowens

Do they really have another interviewer named Renee? What the fuck. Also holy shit these questions are fucking awful, no wonder why most promos come off as shit when the kickoff point is "do you think you can win?"

>back in the locker room where he belongs
Jeez KO, think of the sponsors

HE CALLED HER RENEE KEK

Not bad.

Based Charly exposing the fatty's botches

>

"The current plan is for the Women's Money in the Bank Ladder match to open tonight's MITB PPV.

Big E is backstage at the PPV, the first time he has been at an event since his knee surgery.

At one point over the last week, there was talk of adding the IIconics vs. The Kabuki Warriors to the Kickoff show but based on what we have heard, that will not be happening tonight.

There was also talk backstage that Hulk Hogan would be at the PPV tonight as he was in the Northeast filming something for the next WWE videogame today but thus far, no one we've spoken to has seen him."

Thought it was charolette

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>11 years

WHO FUCKING CARES?!?

Zack's been there longer. WHERE'S HIS TITLE SHOT?!??!?!

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>the Heel Jew is saying Kofi is a dumb negro who should have expected betrayal

Bucky is getting cashed in on tonight

Does this have the potential to be a dark horse PPV or will it be shit? Debating whether I should give Vince $9.99 again.

DON'T LEEAAVVEEE
IT'S MY FAAAUULLTTT

based

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Bayley's winning

>Charly I love you!

>those feet

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it's always shit

Charly's tits are on point tonight.

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>Mr Miz
sounds like a luchador name

It's gonna be shit.

what does Yea Forums think of her body of work?

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BASED SHANE

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I jogged 1.5 miles today bros, I'm ready to watch some great wrestling now.

Shit

>they didn't edited out the blood
holy based

cozytube niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What match are they doing on pre-show? Flippy shit?

Db/Rowan vs Usos

Pay it for Shane. FOR SHANE!

>her

I just ate three hot dogs.

t. Cody

damn, how high is your spot in the Double Or Nothing card?

Ugly clothe.

AND HE SHIT SHIT SHIT HIMSELF HE'S ALWAYS FUCKING SHITTING HIMSELF

Hey, Sasha. How are the indies treating you?

Ausfag here, just cooking up some breakfast

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Gee Bill...

and which young buck are you?

Primetime Sam Roberts is the best panelist in the WWE
He needs to replace either Graves or Renee on RAW

Huh, when did Nikki get cute?

what are the odds that Nikki wins and Alexa fucks her out of the briefcase?

>Nikki Cross still exists

>Beth Phoenix
cringe

What did Nikki say? "She was in porn"?

Ever hear of seasoning? Disgraceful

Damn Kane, go easy on the calories.

She was always a thicc

>4 eggs

Christ dude. You're going to a heart attack before the show even starts.

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Jesus Nikki looking old as fuck

>Nikki Cross looking like she's topless there

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there is a better chance of bliss puking in bed tonight

Hey it's Mandy's beta orbiter

Sonya is the biggest charisma vacuum on the roster. Sounds like she is scared shitless here

That's President Sonya Deville to you pleb.

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I'm on the Spanish feed of the stream.

Fucking Carlos is speaking through the whole commentary.

BASED ZELINA WORKING THE LESBO INTO A SHOOT

SONYA AND ZELINA SHOOTING

30% chance because Alexa won’t wrestle again

>Nikki pretending to be normal
>But she’s clearly still nuts
I’M READY TO PLAY WITH NIKKI

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>Sonya destroying people on the pre-show again
youtube.com/watch?v=qzmfyIoRjdM&feature=youtu.be&t=1301 based

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is the storyline here that beta cuck Sonya gave up her spot in the ladder match to Mandy? are they booking to fit Yea Forums memes?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

>M-Mommy, please stop fighitng

Holy shit LOL

why are these hens clucking over each other?
someone needs to get this shit under control

women were a mistake

Breddy much

>latinas

Was that a shoot? Charly looked legit freaked.

>No Renee Simpson on commentary
HOLY BASED

>Bryan on Pre-show
LMFAO

WWE is a joke

>that pop for Bryan
the fuck? i thought they hated it

>from world champ to pre-show in weeks
SAD!

I'd still hit it

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She's being punished for her husband jumping ship to AEW

>

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INCREASE CARBON FOOTPRINT

>wwe fans are crin-

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O/U on superkicks

Kek

Important

okay that's pretty based

she's on the main show tonight

>no Renee tonight

Already off to a good start

Now I wanna see Sonya dominate Zelina Goblina

Just think, she's never touched a penis before...

These things happen when you have to book 2 or 3 Becky matches on a card.

She isn't there because it's not a RAW exclusive match

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>raw tag team vs sm tag team
>for the sm tag titles

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>champions come out first

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holy cringe

>spongebob and patrick
gigacringe

>Whoa

>get rid of Dean and Renee as a bonus
Based.

Is the Uso’s gimmick basically douche Youtubers?

>Usos are already gassed

shes going to be with us the whole ppv, doesnt need to be on pre-show

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Seasoning goes on after the eggs are cooked

ZERO DIMES

Same line of thinking Ausfag, cept its for dinner.

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God damn, the Usos are good as heels, but they're so fucking annoying as faces

Rowan based Slipknot t-shirt

Isn't that the obvious point?

>SLIPNOT

Based Rowan

>no ringpost LED boards due to cage match later

BOO

>She's gonna defend a title successfully 3 times tonight just so Michael Cole can cite it on every show for eternity

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WILD CARD RULE @@@@@@@@@@@

SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHEHEHEHE SURELY RATINGS WILL IMPROVE NOW

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It's not a title match, retards.

>Norway mentioned on PPV
HELL YEAH, WE'RE RELEVANT!

its a work. She is preggo

>two becky matches
end this meme shit please

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Mobile stream?

>he doesn't know about Elias

They were on Jimmy Kimmel show lol

possibly three

>steak shaped like africa
whoaaa

>seasoning eggs before they are cooked
you have never cooked before have you?

Will Bray appear tonight?

>spongebob and patrick
HOW WILL THEY RECOVER FROM THAT?

dontpiratewrestlingdinddongdiddly.net

Preshow is available on YouTube, you can watch the PPV via the WWE app

mobile.wwenetwork.com

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Did AEW gave you three payments?

Big Krone Rowan

Elias only fucks black girls

>becky 2 belts
>becky 3 defenses
>becky 0 dimes

Based Hunter

what if the women's MITB is a draw after two women are holding case as they both stand atop the ladder. Both get title shots, and they go on to challenge Becky for her 3rd and 4th matches of the night

based and supportthebusinesspilled

and the RAW titles are not even being defended

>Jimmy Kimmel

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The steak you absolute retard

ratings haven't gone down in a long time, WWE is pretty much cruising at this point. They sell out every PPV

I think it's kind of weird you people expect every single show every single day no matter the location or the event are going to sell out. That shows you lack world experience and live in a fantasy world.

I remember my first apartment.

GMOs are great and increase productivity
t. CSUB Ag club officer

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Reminder that simps that subscribed to the network have to sit through ads telling people to subscribe to the network because the WWE is too lazy/incompetent to give the network viewers a separate feed.

>salt lamp foot fag returneth

>slipknot
damn rowan exposing himself for shit taste

just get the Network the first month is free, ask your mom or something if you're a NEET. You literally don't even notice the money is gone every month it's so little.

Rowan has a simpknot shirt

Are those grills or dentures?

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Says the AEW fan.

It looks like the "-Chad" part of your wall art fell down.

alright Yea Forums in slipknot in [CURRENT YEAR] based?

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Store Kroner Rowan
shocked how over he was here, all from some B-tier reality show

When the FUCK is his contract up?!
He needs to be Winning a G1, not jobbing on a preshow.

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found a simp that bought the network

>ratings haven't gone down in a long time,
this is completely incorrect but if you believe it please explain why roughly 30% of the audience has stopped watching since last year

Best signs since Roman is a Holocaust Denier

Fuck you all I like this new shit.
Best they've sounded since Vol.3.

just crowns/caps. I got a missing tooth I replaced with a silver one, but it's not visible.

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2 weeks is a long time!

3 medium baja blast in a 2.2 liter container.

they were never good

Haven't watched WWE since Charlotte beat Asuka at WM. How shit is the show right now?

>Daniel Bryan is on the preshow now
the absolute fucking state of this company

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We will get Buddy Murphy vs Bryan before that .

why is becky's voice like that

Why are they playing this shit?

Why do they have those LED cornerposts on the weekly shows, but nothing special for their PPVs? It should be the other way around desu

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LMAO

BECKY PROMO MID MATCH

>I know I'm a mark.......ed woman

there is a cage match tonight

Everything after the first album is shit.

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cage match tonight is why

lmao, imagine having this shit taste.

I'm going to assume you listen to pop music on the radio

Daniel could’ve been in BOSJ, he could’ve been in the G1 but no, he has major Stockholme Syndrome

>inb4 DQ by the gayvival

t-there's no way the new champs lose right?

Sonya looked really cool tonight

>Fucking the thorns from his side in the form of Jimmy and Jey Uso.
What did Graves mean by this?

i listen to one of the other countless genres of metal that isn't poser hardcore metalcore for wannabes

Is that ink in the mix? Looks tasty lad.

wtf botch?

yikes

you have never listened to metal in your life zoomer

those kicks missed bryan by a foot

the match has the crowd way too into, vince needs to kill this crowd quick

NEW THREAD

what

>from wwe champ to jobbing to the usos on the preshow
yawie wowie

**1/2

You agaiin? Thought you remember to trim your toe nails

Who 1 and done on the pre-show?

Daniel Bryan just jobbed on the fucking preshow

Holy shit

Once you graduate high school, no one gives a shit how trve your metal tastes are.

Oh, so that wasn't for the titles?

Because I was about to lose my shit.

Slipknot is pop music you dumb faggot
Go back to Powerman 5000 and Static X you gen x fucking CUNT! I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU. FUCK GEN X FUCK GEN X FUCK YOUUUU

Oof with a bad start

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Unironically me

>BTFO in the preshow again

FUCK THIS SHIT BOOKING!!!!

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Great we're going to have to sit through this a third time

There's a Man literally wearing the Symbol of a War criminal in the front row.
Why the fuck are WWE kicking out AEW shirts but not that?
Are they Kingslandingcaust deniers?

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Oh that reasoning makes sense. The weird thing is Mania was like this too, though I guess they had those huge ones over on the side so it wasn't a big deal then.

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So the brand split is officially dead now right?

Bryan is going to AEW

Hey
Based Powerman is the Michaels to his Zombie brother Janetty

*NJPW
Faggot.
He wants to Wrestle MEN not genital mutilators.

I'm there live, how hot did the crowd sound on tv? It was super hot live

I thought it was for the titles so me, since Usos are RAW. Fucking wild card shitposting.

Mobile stream lads

network.wwe.com

Based user with his Easter decor still up

Bayley botching already

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