Daniel Bryan and Rowan vs. The Usos

>Daniel Bryan and Rowan vs. The Usos
Pre-show match that could be a main event program

>Tony Nese (c) vs. Ariya Daivari for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Literally who

>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey for the WWE United States Championship
Pointless filler squash that could be a main event program

>Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Kevin Owens for the WWE Championship
World title is now a piss break

>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
I'd rather hear the death rattle of my only child

>Natalya vs. Dana Brooke vs. Naomi vs. Bayley vs. Mandy Rose vs. Ember Moon vs. Carmella vs. Nikki Cross
I'll catch it on Botchamania

>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Lacey Evans for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
I'll catch it on Botchamania

>Sami Zayn vs. Ricochet vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Baron Corbin vs. Ali vs. Finn Bálor vs. Andrade vs. Randy Orton
I'll watch for Andrade, Finn's body and Ali killing himself for my entertainment

>Roman Reigns vs. Elias
Piss break, although curious if the crowd commits to booing cancer Poochie yet

>Seth Rollins (c) vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Universal Championship
I'll watch to find out if AJ is GOAT enough to keep me awake for a Seth Rollins match

>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Charlotte Flair for WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Not watching match #467 of 789 in the worst main event feud in history, I'll catch it on Botchamania

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Looks fucking boring desu. I guess I'll pop in for Lacey Evans and the Styles/Rollins match but good god.

Wait, there’s two matches with Becky Lynch?

She's the new Bret hart except far better.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Becky is the ratings killer

Not Nash, Bret.

>Lacey Evans
>Watching bitch wrestling at all
>Being an incel
This is why the sport is dying

yes, they really know how to keep the ratings in a steady downward trend with this shit. Not sure why they haven't realized nobody fucking wants to see the talentless potato nigger or any of the other women.

>watching for finn's body
Nigga u gay

It's the wimminz revo- i mean evolution you bigot!

>wrestling
>sport

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Interested in:
The mens stunt show

Morbidly curious:
Womans stunt show
Rollins/AJ
Joe/Rey

Man what a nothing show

>Finn's body
Thank you for at least clarifying that you're a ding-dong diddly fag

t. insecure

Sorry, I need clarification. I don't watch WWE because...well that should be obvious. Why is Shane wrestling the Miz? The Miz is a legit contender and Shane is just...some old businessmen, who has NO right to be in a ring. He was never good, throws punches like the 6 year olds I work with, and his only redeeming factor is "I occasionally jump off things despite being a father"

Did I miss something?

There is no reason outside of Shane being a 50 year old man whose daddy still gives him what he wants and what he wants is to wrestle on WWE PPVs. He and Miz have wrestled a million times, I forget who is face and who is heel, I think they go back and forth. Miz's dad was involved for some comedy spots at some point. It's pure WCW dying years shit.

Based

Ever since his match with AJ Shane became a self mark convinced his kayfabe power level is around Kurt Angle-tier

>Bryan is on the pre show
>Botchy Lynch gets two main card matches

>Botchamania
Go back

Did WWmemE seriously schedule a PPV up against the series finale of Game of Thrones?

what fucking loser is watching this? fucking final episode of the Peter Dinklage show is on tonight

>Thinking your opinion is important enough to make a new thread
FlNNA CRINGEOLA WHAT A SIMPOLA

I'm pretty sure Vince still doesn't understand why his rating tank every time those large negro gentlemen play that ball bouncing game.

Vince has no concept of reality

The poster features Becky Cringe on a throne, so these delusional carny faggots are not only aware of GoT but actually consider the dogshit they put out serious competition. My sides

mitb starts at 7
got starts at 9
people could watch 2 hours of mitb, watch got and then probably go back to watching mitb and probably catch most of the men's mitb assuming that is closing the show

Im not watching since becky is on 2 times. Ill just watch highlights on jewtube

>I'll watch to find out if AJ is GOAT enough to keep me awake for a Seth Rollins match
Based

I’m only watching it for /mygal/ Nikki Cross.

This has always been the case since his match with Angle.

>although curious if the crowd commits to booing cancer Poochie yet
I'll be booing, but I'll probably be surrounded by simps

Where is the Kabuki Warriors match?

>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey for the WWE United States Championship
This is gonna be dimes. Brainlet filter.

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this may be the first show he is universally booed because vince is trying to book him like fucking stone cold.

How does Daniel Bryan, the best wrestler in the WWE, go from being WWE champion and having the best match at WM ONE month ago to the fucking pre-show?

I think Bayley will win the MITB briefcase, which will lead to a heel turn. When Bayley wins, she will try to be a face and not cash in the briefcase when Becky is down, but demand a match at a PPV. But the temptation proves too great and during a “two belts” contract signing, Becky’s second challenger for the title beats her up and Bayley cashes in successfully. That’s what I’m thinking. It all goes together with Bayley’s new aggressive persona.

>I'll catch it on Botchamania

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Bryan isn’t going to do the upcoming Saudi show, so he’s going to be on the back burner for a while. If Vince is smart, he will use a storyline to explain Bryan’s absence. Maybe Bryan demands eco belts for Rowan and himself, but Vince refuses, leading Bryan and Rowan to walk out on the company until their demands are met.

>Did I miss something?
Quite a bit apparently

Lol do you really think WWE puts that kind of thought into shit like this?

With Bayley, they might have to. I know Vince is losing his mind, but even he must realize that Bayley won’t resign with the company if they keep treating her as they have been.

did not know that. thank you.

When is Cena coming back?

I'm thinking the Bryan match is on the preshow because Usos aren't on Smackdown and they don't want a high profile title match at a ppv to confuse people.

it's not even a title match

It's rumored that Bryan is having health issues

>even he must realize that Bayley won’t resign with the company if they keep treating her as they have been.
kek if she didn't have the balls to leave with Sasha then they know she's a wimp

No one cares you dumb mark. This isn't /Bayley waifu/ general. if Vince cared about Bayley he wouldn't book her like shit.

STANNIS RETURN TONIGHT!
RUN IN ON KING'S LANDING
STANNIS IS THE ONE TRUE KING AND NEVER DIED (his """death""" is off screen). Then the Stannis spinoff series starts next year.

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What the fuck really? Fuck it. Lars is probably running in.

Because Sasha walked out on the company, the WWE can freeze her contract until she returns. It’s a bullshit clause, but that’s what happens when you hold a monopoly position. Bayley might be playing it smart, fulfilling all her contract obligations in order to leave the company as soon as possible. With Bliss apparently close to retirement and Sasha AWOL, Vince can’t afford to lose Bayley. He might be finally forced to treat her like the star she is.

>miz shane
>becky charlotte
ffs didnt these matches already happen?

Yea and the Charlotte story is "if she wins the match, she wins the feud" despite the fact that Becky beat her in every match of the feud

>dog ugly wife killed herself
>cute daughter died and ruined all sympathy for him
>red woman dead so no shadow demons or hidden old lady titties
>somehow he’ll beat mad queen Daenerys
Sure stanmarks

All he has to do is show up after Jon kills Dany and he'll take the throne. He doesn't even need an army at that point.