You having a badass weekend? .... baby?

You having a badass weekend? .... baby?

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No

No. I lost my temper with my family today. Took my shitty kid to Buffalo Wild Wings, and he asked when we were going to see a movie that we "owed" him. Not sure where the owed part comes in.

I say no, we just saw Detective Pikachu, that doesn't count.

Kid, fuckin' kid is 12, yells at me in public "THAT DOESNT COUNT YOU OWE ME A MOVIE"

Little fucking brat worked me into a shoot, I said he's not seeing any fucking movies anytime soon, that he's a spoiled brat, and I regret bringing him in public since he's an embarassment.

Now my wife is mad at me.

*sips a monster* these are the days, my friend.

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Never have fucking kids and if you do, do not ever let them ever watch TV or have fucking videogames or whatever the fuck I did wrong to this little shit.

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No disiprine, nigga. My kids are good af.

Had a badass weekend. Mini golf with my daughters based Rock and Hunter style.

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My brother tried to drag me into a nightclub full of thots, but it was €10 a person! Fuck wasting that on some AIDS ridden slut.

I wish I was joking, but I am way too drunk to joke.

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I feel like we don't particularly coddle him, me and the wife both had shit parents growing up so we try to make sure he doesn't live like a latchkey kid. But he's an only child and is awash in technology and taking it away is the only thing that get's him to straighten up.

I whooped his ass a few times but he screams and screetches like a banshee and it's just...I feel CPS is about to barge through the door.

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