The most intimidating UFC fighter of all time hands down

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CM Punk maybe the most embarrassing "athlete" to ever gain any kind of popularity.

CM Punk is the weird celebrity encounter that would happen on South Park. He gets his ass beat by an inanimate object then proceed to give a gatekeeper speech to the object

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kek what a bitch

>you have experience punching people in the face!
>y-yeah

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reminds me of when i was in elementary school and people believed that if you punch someone like that, his "nose bone" goes right into his brain and the victim dies

>you have experience punching people in the face

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Why did they decide to do this in one take? Did they do multiple and THIS was the best one they got?

Phil still believes this apparently.

HOLY SHIT KEK

He honestly looks scared of the fake head
Kek what a bitch

What is this move called?

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The "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"

"This is How I Want You to Manhandle AJ Tonight"

>AJ likes it just like this

Kek what a bitch

He was talking about the ballistics gel dummy ya dingus

tribute to Big Sexy Bitch

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Punk would clobber literally EVERY wrestler currently in the WWE locker room, with exceptions to the trained fighters like Gallagher, Lashley, maybe Corbin, etc.

Knowing how to fight is 100000000x more important than any alleged 'toughness'. People laugh at his fights, but he lost to 2 trained, talented fighters. But put 'im up against a non-trained guy, and it's a massacre in Punk's favor.

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This is a Phil cringe thread

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Nice bait you fucking retard

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE?
THE MAN WHO CAME THIRD OUT OF THREE

>a medal just for participating

>UFC sandals
kek every time

Legitimately wondering if Phil has ever won an unscripted athletic competition.

Of course

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Please don't bully me.

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crunge
he should've hit him with the good ol suplex there.

to be fair.
I can honestly see him beat up Seth. but honestly, I just really hate Seth. I want kick his ass.

laugh at Phil threads are always so comfy

They did it multiple times and he literally couldn't do it.

Why didnt Punk just do a GTS?

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Too early to put him to sleep. Mickey hadn't met AJ yet

modified bear hug with theatrics

>ufc sandals

Could be true but Phil's punch probably couldn't even hurt a fly.

As a man he should be embarrassed and have his left nut chopped off.

Professionally trained to miss

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I met CM Punk one time after one of his training sessions and asked him about his gameplan in the Mickey Gall fight
>Honestly the plan was to land the right hand off the bat, suprise him by starting strong
I asked why he accepted a fight against a brown belt if he himself had rolled with pros before.
>Ya know I really believed I would beat anybody they put in front of me, that's what it takes to be champion, I still thinknI could knock him out with a well timed right hand
It was really awkward, I think he could tell I was trying to poke into his delusion so he had a condescending tone in his voice as if what he was saying was matter of fact, and I was the foolish one for even asking. Real douche imo. Feet were better in person for sure though.

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gawd damn he just keeps losing. how long til AJ leaves him and he suicides

>Feet were better in person for sure though
BASED

They must've brought him on here as a rib. Wasn't he the only one that got a chance at it? And they wanted him to punch it 6 feet into the air lmao after Punk's segment they pretty much go straight to a machine that does it perfectly instead after saying it wasn't possible

Phil can rest easy knowing one thing. He's brought literally everyone together to laugh at him. Phil's failure can bring world peace

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a tasty snack for later

bumpf

KWAB

I never thought it was possible to feel amused and cringe at the same time.