ITT times you no sold irl
ITT times you no sold irl
Dylan Harris
Aaron Collins
>walking down the street in london with ma gril
>couple muslims come up and rape her in the alley
>they grab me and cut my head off on the street
>jokes on them I'm still here
Carson Peterson
Fell upside down off monkey bars. Back flipped and face planted. Didn't hurt but eye was a bit swollen
Gavin Evans
>working at self checkout
>trying to put a bid in on an auction site for a client trying to buy the house
>roastie manager says to put my phone away
>tell her i will after i put in the bid
>she says i can't do that
>I say i dont care and proceeded to put the bid in
Luis Gray
>mom tells me to clean my room
>call her a nigger
Lucas Morris
BASED
Easton Stewart
>old lady ask me for the time
>ignore her and walk away
>hear her say "well thank you very much young man"
>murmur "kek what a bitch"
Landon Sullivan
A kid called me a faggot so I pulled a knife on him. I no-sold his offense but jobbed to the expulsion
Jaxson Harris
>be fast food drone working in drive thru
>customers love my voice on the speaker
>always tell me YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RADIO, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RADIO
>no-sell every time
Yes. Actually, they HAVE told me I should be on the radio. It got old after the first hundred times. I never pretended to laugh at customer's shitty jokes either. Fuck fast food customers. They're 95% dumb fucks who can barely place an order.
Samuel Parker
these two times I tried to have sex I lost my erection after getting sucked off for a while