Why are they so perfect?

Used to create iconic generals.

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You saw a pic of the IIconics doing goofy poses as the heel team against a team called the "Kabuki Warriors" and your first thought is racism?

Because they took aussie shit poster gimmick to the next level and they never shut the fuck up

>my girl on tv
>because she looks like billie

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The belts have to be defending on Raw Smack and NXT due to a lack of female teams.

Unless you actually watch 8 hours of WWE a week you can easily forget the belts are around

Did you mean the right, or the left?

WWE is hoping people forget about them so the belts can be quietly discontinued

Ding dong diddidly this

Because they make smarks seethe

If they were perfect they'd be ringing my doorbell right now to beg me for sex.

*DING-DONG*
DIDDLY CRINFE

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The idea that Vince is a fan of these two is hilarious to me. Their entire gimmick is just so anti-Vince.

He obviously likes them because if he didn’t he wouldn’t have had them go over at WM.

Their shtick is genuine and doesn't feel scripted, even when it probably is. They have obvious chemistry together that helps their promos flow naturally. Most importantly, they're fucking adorable and charming and sexy. And they worked Sasha into a seething shoot that she has yet to recover from. No women's tandem deserves those belts more.

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How is their gimmick anti-Vince? They're women's wrestlers who don't take themselves seriously and don't hesitate to do the silliest of promos (like taking a 10 second piss together).

Seems like they would be right up his alley.

They should be the faces of Saturday Night Sheilas.

I can't tell if it's Billie's gear that is super unflattering or if it's her body that is.

both

Vince seems like the type of guy who only likes women when their tits are out and they’re half naked in a ring barking like a dog.

Nobody can get away with that anymore on American cable TV. But Peyton has big fakes, Billie has big tits that may or may not be fake, and both of their ring gear is more revealing than most of the roster. Off my head only Sasha shows more.

Plus, his boomer brain might think that their accent and delivery actually is barking.

Both are fake. Billie had a respectable stack beforehand, Peyton needed them.

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They fuck black guys

No they do not rabhi

Perfect? Bill kay has such an ugly face that I can't help but laugh everytime I see her on TV :'D

Only Billie does

>Unless you actually watch 8 hours of WWE a week you can easily forget the belts are around
i watch about 11 hours of wwe a week and still forget about them desu

Basef

They figured out the recipe for success in WWE

>DON'T GET INJURED
>GET BIG FAKE TITS
>DYE HAIR BLONDE OR JET BLACK
>DO NOT GET FUCKING INJURED
>WRESTLING DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
>TALKING DOES
>DO NOT GET FUCKING INJURED YOU FUCKING FUCKS AS SOON AS YOU GET INJURED YOU FALL DOWN THE CARD

Billie has been married to the same white guy for several years and I never knew her to date any blacks in the past.

This, honestly I wish they were shittier in the ring. Their selling is so over the top its great.

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Fuck you she aint married I dont care what the internet tries to tell me.

Why the hell is wwe so full with ugly bitches? Billie, charlotte, nia, shana and the list goes on.. aew at least only got one ugly donkey face in britt Baker

So a couple of things have really helped them that doesn't get brought up very often.

1. Billie is actually pretty seasoned veteran wrestler. She was the protege of Madison Eagles, who is one of the OG Shimmer Women Athletes and a good friend of Sara Del Rey. Billie herself and Sara are also old friends. Not besties, but associates with a friendly relationship.
2. Peyton is much of the above, but with a few less trips to the USA before NXT, and less time overall. In PWWA Billie was an ace while Peyton was a midcarder. However, they did feud with one another.
3. Asuka is also very good friends with Sara Del Rey and Billie, and Sara was roommates with Asuka for a while when she was in Japan and vice versa when Asuka was in the USA. So you've got another woman in the locker room who when asked the question of "who do you want to work with?" is pointing her finger towards Billie and Peyton.

Every once in a while I'll see someone call the IIconics as "rookies" but that is not true at all. To get to where they are at now has been a very long road.

They have actually worked many people on this board into thinking they can't wrestle. But what is really going on is both of them realizing there is no good reason to go out there and risk injury and overexpose their abilities for matches and crowds that don't deserve it. And because of this lack of injury they probably have better outlooks and ability to cope with the road schedule compared to their peers. They are following the Miz plan to success in this way.

>i watch about 11 hours of wwe a week and still forget about them desu

Well if you watch 11 hours of WWE s week, you're clinically braindead, so it's not a surprise

Jesus, they barely look like themselves of 5 years ago.

She's having an affair with Apollo Crews

>Yea Forums is now so contrarian we have people pretending the IIconics aren't awful workers and it's all a trick
Jesus. No, they're genuinely shit and don't have an athletic bone in their bodies. Their personalities are the reason they ever see TV

e-drone

Peyton was a good wrestler on NXT. Billie has a good Big Boot.

Billie was using the Canadian Destroyer as a finisher on the indie circuit. The WWE absolutely makes and demands a difference in style which she fills in for with her mic skills.

this, and look at those pits

That makes her even worse

worked

peypey is a fucking goddess
>is literally perfect already
>gets implants to work the marks and Meltzer, the king of the marks, takes the bait
>shitposts him into a crying shoot
too good for this world

I would drag my cock through 10 miles of glass shards just to hear Peyton Royce fart through a walkie talkie

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Come up with an original line at least, dickhead.

you just know they participate in blowbangs

You need to have sex my man

Seething virgin

Imagine being left a seething mess by a post on Yea Forums

>s-s-seething durr
Heh. Simp minds think alike. Fuck you.

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Oh vey

bumping for Peyton

Worked

Perfectly ugly