You can pitch in your gimmick plan to Vince. What's the gimmick you gonna present to him?

You can pitch in your gimmick plan to Vince. What's the gimmick you gonna present to him?

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Go find your own ding dong diddly ideas, WWE wagecuck jabroni

Deep-voiced shady corporate overlord who coerces and blackmails wrestlers to do a majority of his dirty work, only doing personal confrontation when given no other choice. Uses a brass-tipped cane for dirty finishes.

a guy that refuses to follow the script and keep winning every match they put me in

>"Ummm heres the thing, Vince....im gonna need you to die"

Dimes

then what?

I'm the jobber who's just happy to be here.

My gimmick is im Vince.

A deranged redditor who keeps trying to attack Vince, Steph and Shane because I want Trump taken out of the HoF.

American nationalist that would act a lot like America in polandball comics, would call Rusev a damn commie, say that NJPW should be nuked, demand Mustafa Ali and Sami Zayn to apologize for 9/11 tell Kofi to go back to shithole he came from and whenever sees luchador would try to speak to him on a broken spanish, also would call canadian wrestlers non binary or gender fluids

racist monster heel that goes on a goldberg like streak decimating nothing but niggers the whole time. i would have a nigger open and blow through the whole roster of nignogs in one night with hilarious ease

You just described Rusev's first run.

my gimmick is that I come out, finger Bayley's butthole then sniff my fingers and leave
do it regularly every tuesday on SmackDown

I'd just show him this on my phone and I unironically think he'd love it and tell his flying monkeys to retool it a bit so it can air on TV stat.

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a literal nazi.


no, i am being DEAD serious.
there arent any mega-heels right now, and wwe is a historically left wing sport.

a nazi gimmick would draw NUCLEAR tier heat, and a lot of publicity, while not being able to be criticized because, you know...
its a tv show, not an actual sport.

its just acting.

my gimmick is i grow my curly hair out, dye it like kenny omega's and i literally and unironically pretend to be him

would be funny to suddenly hear Erika and then a wrestler goose walking down the ramp and throws a Sieg Heil salute, #1 trending guaranteed before he even says something

Either the Ten Cent Man or the Tarp Terror. Like the Yeti, but with tarp as wraps

A nazi gimmick would definitely be heavily criticized and panned if WWE had a nazi go on a Goldberg level or even Lesnar level tear. Investors would immediately pull out seeing it as WWE supporting nazism.

Goddamn, I feel like some of you really need to get off this site for like a month.

Guy who likes farts.

My gimmick is fuck gimmicks. They’re pointless and stupid.

I'd tell him Brian Cage is natty and likes to bully non english speakers and geeks.

only way a nazi gimmick would be plausible and im still pretty sure it wouldnt is if he was a comedy jobber that always lost and got humiliated. lending it any respectability would instantly melt down national news and social media

Cowboy type that does it for the money.
Sell my services for heels and faces for a price.

Only one dead in that situation is you.

someone literally pitched a nazi gimmick to vince and was fired on the spot

This, they had a fucking jihadi gimmick during peak Iraq for fucks sake.

An artist with a Bob Ross style segment in the middle of the ring every week. But the only thing he ever draws is dimes.

>edgy /pol/ retard gimmick
I can already imagine the dimes repelling at light speed