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PLEASE RETIRE
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PLEASE RETIRE
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PLEASE RETIRE
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Based

Reddit marks are easy to work.

Holy ding-dong diddlyola Bliss constantly getting injured makes me cumola

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Based Little Lexi Working The Obese Smarks Like She Worked Sashetty

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I bet they are all thinking Sasha will be the replacement not realizing they just setup Nikki Cross to be.

Blissfags btfo

And that Nikki is going to give the case right to Alexa after winning. Lexi will not be denied her next push.

obese marks are a majority of her fans simp

>obese marks are a majority of wrestling fans simp
ftfy

There is no way they are giving Sasha push or the case, they will probably just keep her away forever always extending her contract for being a bitch.

She is not getting out of her contact ever

Meltz said it's nothing serious but PWInsider is saying she has a concussion.

Which of those is more reliable?

if she has another concussion she's finished

Not necessarily, there are wrestlers on the roster right now that have had way more than her.

This. The only place Sasha's going is the glue factory.

Meltz is a hack so not him

No but her brain is

but the jewratfags said she was fine?

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You know she doesnt have to sign any other contracts they throw at her, right?

Probably Meltzer but both are often full of shit so who knows.

She should join AEW. At least she won’t get injured

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those other wrestlers arent little 80 pound blonde girls

just make her a gm already

Lately, PWInsider. They're not infallible by any means though.

If it is another concussion she might as well take Russo's advice and try to go into acting or something.

Just do porn already, no one wants to watch her wrestle anyway.

You can't just give the case to someone else and why the fuck would she do that anyway

It’s a work ya dumbass AEWtist

Its a plot device you can do what you want with it

Now other women are beginning to tweet heart emojis at her and shit

nah bro her fans are real chads

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she just needs to get an agent already and start looking for (non-porno) film/tv roles outside of wrestling. pro wrestling is a dying/dead medium anyways and the sooner she starts dipping her toes outside of wrestling the better.

How can you have multiple concussion when you barely bump but Sasha can almost kill herself multiple times and be fine

Black don't crack

>be fine
>crys on the locker room floor because she lost a title
>hairline back to her asshole

Hmmm thats not fine

BASED

If alexa got on the floor she'd probably break a bone or something while doing so

One of the concussions was Rondetty being a reckless shitter and suffering one puts you at greater risk for another

even for WWE it wouldn't even begin to make sense, you win the contract by winning the match - not because you have the case, that's just a visual for cashing in
no one has ever attempted to steal the case and cash in before

Nia and Ronnie really fucked her up. Wasn't it around this time last year she was injured?

Sasha was wrestling Nia Snax multiple times so she had it worse

Edge won the briefcase in 1 on 1 match
Ellsworth won the match for Mella

Lads let's just take a minute to appreciate have fragile Lexi is. You could literally shake her and break her in the bedroom. MMmmmm

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That was a work so she could get new tits.
hmmm...

inb4 she comes back in three weeks with E cups

right, both completely different.. Carmella was actually in the match and it had to be defended in a match for Edge to become the owner

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It's been done with championships, I don't see why a briefcase would be any different.

So we've established theres no hard and fast rule with the briefcase and they can do what they want with it to make the plot work? Good talk champ

Plenty of botches are Sasha's fault, but Nia straight up dropped her here

>and why the fuck would she do that anyway
m.youtube.com/watch?v=98ggcrqOEbI

>Bliss makes "friends" with fellow diva and uses her for her own gain

Isn't this just the Nia story again? Can't she do anything else?

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No, where are you getting that from? It proves that you have to win it through a match. In 15 or whatever years no one ever attempted to just take the case from someone else.

So randomly Nikki Cross is going to hand over a world title just to have a friend?

Surely even Vince can't be that stup... I take it back, maybe you have a point

Yeah, but getting another one in a shorter period, before you brain heals its just a bad bad thing

Careful what you wish for, they put tiny people with sawdust necks on the commentary team.

Lexi would be a good commentator

She’d be best as a valet/manager for a heel if she can’t wrestle anymore.

Agreed, manager would be the roll to go. She can play a great character which isn't what an announcer is supposed to have much of.

This is what happens when the WWE ''''performance center'''' teaches you how to take bumps.

SHOW ME ON THE RULES WHERE IT SAYS A DOG CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL

>Bliss was pulled for injury reasons, although the specific injury is unknown. We were told the injury wasn't serious and this was a precautionary call.

She was cleared in January though so she had enough time to heal, it really depends on how bad the concussion is, assuming it is a concussion.

all those blissfags who kept swearing she wasn’t injured last year are getting BTFO

deepthroated a BBC so hard it gave her a injury

What is more hideously deformed, her weird pointy nose, mis-shapen nostrils or her botched fake tits?

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>last year
What are you talking about? No one denied she had a concussion. And what does that have to do with her getting injured now?

so bayley winning is confirmed

based

>Bliss' career is kill
>All the Mike Quack The Hack training was for naught
>Alexa will never whip out the Chikara Special on WWE TV
ONE JOB

hnnnnnnngggggg

No? Like Ellsworth didn’t pick who he wanted to give the case to?

Source?

Her nose looks fine
Her nostrils are because she had to have them cauterized from nose bleeds
Her boobs arent mis-shapen, if you want to see botched mis-shaped tits go look at Charles's nudes

I'm thinking it's her shoulder again.

Carmella technically won the match not Ellsworth

Either bliss is jewing Nikki like the Kaufman she is or she's announcing her retirement next week and hopefully BLACKED will officialize her as part of their roster

hello alexa! don't hurt yourself with that much of a stretch lol

What a work.

Still seething Mercedes?

little miss brittle

>Can't WWE do anything else
Welcome to why the Fed is dying.
It keeps trying stuff that we've seen, either regardless of it failing before or milking it until it's dry if it was good.

Just have her manage the next batch of asian anti draws they call up.

She couldn't wrestle in the past so I'm not sure what this changes for the future.

None of the women can wrestle.

If it's a work then why didn't she just agree to give Nikki her spot in the match on TV? Why come up with this injury story to put a swerve on the swerve? Their storytelling is so haphazard these days I can't tell if their plan was thrown out of wack by injuries or if they just have no idea what they're doing in the first place

it's called "getting heat", look it up sweet heart.

Why does it matter if they fake an injury or not before having Nikki win the briefcase for her? How does that add heat

You can do whatever you want, they don't care.

If they really wanted to add some air of legitimacy to it, they could have Bliss challenge Cross for the case, then have Cross lie down.

Because it's a heel pretend to be injured, so they get someone to do the work for them before stealing the glory. How is this a difficult concept to understand?

Why have Alexa & Nikki become friends and then have Alexa on commentary spefically say something about how Nikki winning means she won. Why have Nikki try to go up the ladder and have Bliss stop her so she could do it?
I mean at that point if Bliss was out for legitimate injury reasons why do the Alexa/Nikki stuff? Just announce Bliss is out and do her replacement is Nikki

Then do that injury angle on TV where it counts. Having her be in the match on monday and then taken out via fake twitter injury during the week only to be back on sunday is just dumb and not "heat". The whole point I was originally making is that if they were going to do a swerve to get heat they should have just done it on Raw on monday.
doing something like this where Nikki lies down for the pin -on TV- gets way more heat than some bullshit double twitter swerve and also works with

That's just classic WWE booking dood, why put Charlotte in the main event of WM when everybody wanted a singles match between Ronda and Becky? why keep pushing Roman when most people wanted somebody else? why put Asuka in a tag team when she is the second most popular woman wrestler?

Wrestling is fake bro

this is a good thing. A ladder match is too dangerous for my little angel. Alexa doesn't need to take bumps to get over. She's over because she's cute

Ugly rat BTFO.

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mint
cinnamon

Can this bitch finally fuck off. She's not a wrestler and never will be. Just make her a manager or valet or release her all together.

cinnamon and rent free

I hate how they keep hyping Alexa to be in these big ppv matches only to have her taken out a few days before. This blows

Sasha is legit made of rubber.
I'm honestly shocked she hasn't killed herself yet.

And Mickie.
And Alicia.
And every fucking angle the put Bliss in.

No she wouldn't.
She's done commentary before, and she's horrible at it. Bliss is decent when repeating things she's told to say. But doing it herself, she looks lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=D-tEpxmTtvo

>kikes
>taking a bump

I could literally live in Bliss head, since there isn't much brain matter left.

>6 times champion on Sunday
>2 time MITB cash in match winner on Sunday
>1 Alexa Bliss
>0 bumps taken

Is Bliss the smartest wrestler of all time?

>0 bumps taken
Why don't redditors know what a bump is?

Her brain is, she isn't known as the concussion rat for nothing

Sasha's botches only seem to cripple others

I want to live in Michael Richards nigger rant.

She should really just retire if she is legitimately injured. She is better on the mic than in the ring anyway.

If this doesn't end her in-ring career then I fear that she'll greatly injure herself in the near-future.

Note to Bliss: it's time to take on a permanent managerial role or really start boosting up the WWE's PR department.

No, her vagina is. E3 going to the main roster was a mistake.

coke

kek

Wish it was her and not Ashley Massaro

Go to bed Mercedes.

>become wrestler
>utterly fuck your brain or neck
Why does this happen so much now?
Hogan wrestled for decades and never had this shit happen to him

>Medically clear you for one night
>So you can beat a pissed off sasha
>Who wiles out and wants to quit and no show
>Force Bayley to do the job
>Sasha is MIA for over a month.
>Bliss hasnt wrestled since that one match.
Fucking highschool shit man, but since it affecta only sasha I will look the other way

why do i want to pound her boipussy all of a sudden?

Cause you are a faggot, a jew, or both

>Bliss hasnt wrestled since that one match.
She had a match with Becky on May 5th that isn't listed here too.

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>House shows with no reports of the actual match details matter
I am too drunk to read the pic, and when I am sober I wont even remember this thread which will be 404d by the time I get up.

Hogan worked safe, but had his share of concussions too. Also, his back is all kinds of fucked up