HOLY FUCKING DIMES!
ELITE CHADS WIN AGAIN
The Elite gets Harry Potter
Joseph Perez
Parker Morris
can't even tell which ones are the wrestlers
Christopher Gomez
Wait, that's like, a big deal.
Meanwhile who does WWE get, one-second wonder reality stars?
Matthew Torres
you should kill yourself.
Owen Collins
Based Harry Potter is going to Wingardium Leviosa AEW to the top of the wrestling world
Luis Reed
>harry potters
>chads
Chase Lewis
>draws more in 5 movies than wwe has in 5 years
Kayden Walker
Accio hot dog!
David Wood
Ya seethe?
Lucas Gutierrez
Mint
Angel Lewis
They can’t keep getting away with it!
Mason Rogers
Based
Kayden Davis
Harry Potter and a bunch of manchild fans
Easton Hughes
We had Colon Jost and Michael Che. Yeah. That's right. Colon Jost and Michael Che. I bet you're jealous.
Ryan Lopez
dullest franchise for the dullest federation
Mason Morgan
>gets
What do you mean didn't they just take a picture with him?
Wyatt Morris
I'd hardly call it winning when Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Adam Gutierrez
Thomas Reed
based user working the marks with an oldschool style
Colton Thomas
>Being a workrate fag
Get a load of this clown. Everyone knows only money and miles matter in this business.
Hunter Bennett
We got Shao Khan nigga's in the house! We can't be stopped!
Nicholas James
What a manlet, holy shit he fits right in
Jaxson Price
>i bet this faggot has a 5 inch wand
OH NO NO NO AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lincoln Phillips
Learn how to greentext properly, you fucking idiot.
Chase Nelson
>i bet this faggot has a 4 inch wand
OH NO NO NO AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA