has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - not going well
>sub 1000 followers
>sub 10 likes a tweet
>literally incapable of drawing a dime
>has to desperately samefag an anonymous board for attention
>has accounts on every wrestling forum and reddit
>neet
>lolcow
>lives with his parents at 50
>lives in newcastle the asshole of england
>supports newcastle united the only team that comes close to being as big as joke as he is
>morbidly obese
>manlet who overcompensates by projecting a height obsession
>too scared to show his face in public
>NEVER off the internet
>no time for weights
>no time for showers
>no time for sex
>no time to get a clue
>mentally ill
>has devoted his entire life to white-knighting kevin nash online
>has hundreds of pictures of kevin nash saved to his computer - pretends to be straight
>unironically refers to another man as big sexy constantly
>ironically nash himself would be disgusted by another man lusting after him so hard
>mentally trapped in 1997
>parents cry themselves to sleep at night listening to him screaming at his """internet enemies"""
>gets worked into seething shoots by anons daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by twitter messages daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by wrestling forum posts daily
>pretends to be tony soprano when asked to meet up for a fight by another geordie
>tries to adopt Yea Forums language in a see-through fashion - will respond with Worked or Rent Free when btfo by anons
>desperate for metlzer’s attention - he’ll never get it
>does all his """research""" for FREE
>spends his life only discussing man-drama
>unironically thinks of himself as a heat magnet to avoid facing the fact he is a laughing stock
>thinks he btfo's anons by getting laughed at
>relentlessly samefags calling himself wolfchad and wolfgod in order to pretend he has a fanbase
>unable to reflect on his life choices
Come back wolfie i miss laughing at you
God forbid someone try something new
BASED GOD FORBID POSTER
Genuinely miss him too. That short stretch he spent here religiously quoting houseshow attendances from the 90's and getting worked into a frenzy by every user was a golden spell for Yea Forums. God speed Wolfcuc.
based op laying the smackdown on wolfcucks jabroni ass
Reminder that wolfchad went over deancuck clean at Yea Forumsmania
Bruh, he'll come back. You never leave Yea Forums. Don't shit on the guy for having a life irl. Also you forgot the first >
>you forgot the first >
Only noticed it after I posted I went digging through the archives and didn't CTRL-C properly.
>replying to tripfags
Stupid cunt.
You also turned off your trip faggot
I'm ding-dong diddly expose the business here Wolfcuc hasn't posted in months that was Carter pretending to be Wolfcuc to get himself over. His plan was to come back at Yea Forumsmania - another thing he has relentlessly samefagged in an attempt to get over - and """defeat""" his alter-ego for board acclaim. Unfortunately for him the Nash 92 segment happened so he literally jobbed to his own imaginary friend.
wolfnig got told to benoit himself and didn't like it.
>crying about tripfaggotry
He's never going to go away, he's not black and he does it for attention, either positive or negative. Treat him like any other user and don't give him what he is looking for.
>10 years minimum defending Nash's honor online
he really is 50 isn't he?
>has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - never more over than now
>recently upped his Twitter game and has over 1000 followers
>many likes per tweet
>100,000 subcribers and 50 million views on YouTube
>draws massive amounts of dimes
>has legions of fans on an anonymous board
>involved in multiple wrestling communities to get different perspectives
>went to a highly educated university
>is a successful investment banker with extensive property portfolio
>lives in a property he purchased for six figures cash with his gf
>born during a year Macho Man Randy Savage was WWF Champion
>resides in Newcastle Upon Tyne the Michaels of England
>a life long fan of NUFC who should be commended for his loyalty
>wise enough to protect his privacy
>unlike Yea Forumsetty NEETs isn't on the internet 24/7 as his twitter account attests
>buff, cut, ripped, shredded and JACKED
>hit the weights
>gained height
>took a shower
>had sex
>got a clue
>has amazing taste in wrestlers
>has hundreds of pictures of Kevin Nash saved to his computer - secure enough in his sexuality to do so
>unironically refers to another man as Big Sexy due to said security in his sexuality
>knows 1998 was the GOAT year of wrestling
>mere mention of him leaves Yea Forums seething
>works anons into seething shoots daily
>works wrestling forums into seething shoots daily
>parents immensely proud of his success
>tricked a retard into trying to meet up for a fight, bailed because he went to go have sex
>adapted to Yea Forums instead of trying to get himself over
>doesn't care about Metlzer’s attention just enjoys humiliating him
>does all his research for FREE to make wrestling better
>not only survives but thrives at being a heat magnet
>BTFOs obese smarks daily
>respected enough to get the names wolfCHAD, wolfGOD, and CHADpac
Shit your pants harder faggot but you still don't reply to tripfags lol
How new are you?
29
>how new are you?
>if I keep giving him attention, he'll stop tripfagging!!!
>i'll bring it up and derail every thread, that will make him stop!
You are nowhere near as smart as you think you are lol. Why is he tripfagging ya seething brainlet?
Reminder: Wolfie has been winning since his mothers waters broke
You could tell it got to him when he resorted to this.
but wolfie is a nigger
Wrong
It's Carter who hasn't posted here in months
He falseflagged as wolfcuck a few times but after that it was me and some other user who did it for Da lulz. Cuckter got ding-dong diddly worked by the samfaggotry and ran away as he too scared to fight wolfcuck
And now we wait
Hi Carter.
I'm not Carter
Sorry but you got worked
holy fucking cringe
> tfw I contributed to this pasta
Feels good man
>t. Carter
Wolfie is fucking mint mate. it’s cringe how people here attack him here
Mint and pasta-pilled.
Imagine getting raped (not even at gun point) and then liking it
Worked