If I go to a CMLL show, what are my chances of scoring a mamacita? Tall, white skinny fat american btw

If I go to a CMLL show, what are my chances of scoring a mamacita? Tall, white skinny fat american btw.

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You got no chance my man. Just letting you know now.

>skinny fat
There's no excuse for this. Eat way less food, shrink your stomach, keep the portions small like they should be.

That or kill yourself tbqhwf

Then he'll just be skinny. Should fix his diet and be getting exercise. If your body is only putting on fat something is very wrong.

I've heard latina girls are an easy shag. Is that a lie?

If you grow you hair long you'll have a shot. Latinas love metalheads

0.0% chance. You will be forever a virgin and die alone a pathetic loser.

Then he will just be skinny.

Just because they are easy does not mean they want to fuck the likes of you.

Don't listen to the asspained spics, just offer to marry them and legitimize their citizenship and you'll roll in pussy

You guys are fucking assholes, I just wanted to leave the house and maybe meet someone.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take user now go get yourself some spicy poon

Based on how little I know about you, women, and anything related to courting I'd say 11%. However I know for a fact there's a 100% chance you watch some fun lucha.

>Then he'll just be skinny.
Nothing wrong with that *if* you have a proper gimmick.
The hierarchy is this:
Chad > skelly with charisma > gymcel > fatso with charisma > boring skelly > boring fatso

>american
>white

just go and have fun amigo

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You can score a gold digger

What are the chances of a latino fucking an american cutie in a WWE show?

>skinnyfat
>lanklet

Take a shower. Hit the weights. Get a clue.

Faggot

Did the loli in the back escape from a vault?

Just go Enzo, brotha.

>Mayheco
Most likely, yeah.

>Set up tinder
>Set location to cdmx
>Put in your bio that you are coming to watch lucha
>Swipe right
>Meet Mexican cuties who also watch lucha
>Already have date set up for when you get in
Go wild, I met plenty of women in Monterrey/Puebla via tinder before I even went to mexico

go for it, mexican women are complete sluts

enjoy getting shanked from the back by her spic bf m8

Hit the weights a bit at least

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Most of the cute girls are planta paid by cmll, theres a dude outside of the arena and he gives this “cute women” tickets for the show also a mask or shirt.

dont you have to pay tinder for that?

you forgot to mention, less sodium intake
most of it is probably water weight

CUTE