Paige: The Kabuki Warriors!

Paige: The Kabuki Warriors!
Kairi and Asuka: *thinking about Kenny*

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What a dumb fucking name. Vince isn't tricking me. This isn't some grand way of pushing those two. This is a way of robbing them of their individuality. They will cease being unique characters within a year. I'd rather have Asuka speak passionate Japanese and drop one or two lines in English than hear Paige talk. I'd rather hear Asuka's broken English than hear Paige talk.

Get a job

I really hate the manager speaking for foreigners gimmick. Id rather hear some broken english then listen to some cartoon sounding whore rattle on

Much better would be just have them subbed.
They are scripting them what they are supposed to say. Why are they not subbing them on the screen then?

This name was Asuka and Kairi's idea

Cope

Vince decides on everything. Stop belieiving E propaganda about them choosing their own name. Nobody ever gets to choose their own name.

Gail Kim say its offensive so Vince is in damage control mode and shifting the blame.

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because e-drones can't read

if the manager was also a Jap, like if they got Mr Fuji, then it would be based. But just tecking Paige on to them, with no reason, no explanation is fuckign cringe. They have to stand there like dweebs while Paige who doesn't represent them in any way and who can't even speak English properly (I'm a Bong myself, her chav accent is embarrassing, I cringe every time I have to hear her) talks for them is atrocious TV.

I would assume their fine with it. Keep in mind they aren't Western and don't give a shit about what Western people see as "offensive" or "stereotypical".

Wait why is is supposed to be offensive

It’s not offensive. White SJWs are angry a Japanese team uses a Japanese term in their name

their idea was Kabuki Girls

I find it sad that the name makes no sense for these two.
Also what kind of a name is "type of japanese theater" Warriors.
That's like naming tag team Symphonic Axemen, when you are two guys playing over the top model gimmick (example Breezango).

Because apparently you're not allowed to acknowledge that non-whites are non-whites and have their own culture and heritage. That's somehow stereotyping and racist

coping with white fragility

I dont know why but this really sounds so much better too
It just has a better ring to it

Kabuki Girls sounds like a gang or club or something and counteracts the Kabuki being associated with men

Kabuki Warriors sounds tryhard and cringe and has no rhythm

Kabuki Cyber Squad

The obvious name was The Harbors of Pearl. Tqalk about dropping the ball.

Ok to be fair Mommy Asuka gave an explanation that actually added up and why they went with this name. Of course it doesnt change the fact that they could have been called the Bakanekodesu experience and Vince would have approved because it was a Japanese word next to a word he could understand

call em bosuzoku girls and have em both ride motorcycles down to the ring, problem solved. ultraviolent japanese biker chicks gimmick will draw my dime

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Holy shit that is the best idea in the history of wrestling and gets better then more I imagine Asuka saying stereotyphical delinquent things in angry Osakan

Why not just give them an actual sports translator like they do in other sports

Because sport entertainment is not a sport its pro-wrestling but with a different name because Vince hate pro-wrestling

wwe just hates money brother

Yea Forums saves wrestling once again

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Next week they will be The Kabuki Experience.

Should have been Kabuki Gun

Those two uglinas deserve getting treated like shit. Can't draw, except from a few weebs like you.

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anyone ever play this game?

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I say just break out the dubbing machine they used to translate everything Taka and Funaki used to say

INDEED

>Kairi and Asuka: *thinking about Chad and Tyrone*

>undertaker's gimmick? mmmmmm you don't wanna steal that....

or
Pearl Harbor Job
would be a nice call back to one of Gorilla Monsoon's favorite phrases

Does this mean WWE can't own the Kabuki Warriors name?

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Kabuki doesn't literally mean "type of Japanese theater" it is a type of Japanese theater. That would bee like saying a team called the Karate Warriors is "type of martial art" warriors.

Bukakke warriors would be based

Gun ain't PG, brother.

Kill yourself. Leave a butterknife on the burner for an hour, tilt your head up, and swallow it in one gulp. I don't fuck with you.

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